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Its no secret that tonight the big guy will coming down the chimney and leaving a haul. A welcome respite from certain economic factors which shall remain nameless..... SO what time you getting up? what did you leave the big guy????? Popped a yeti of nog by the chimney with care bro! Hoping to pop up around 6 to see if I can catch a glimpse of those spotless boots zipping up the flume bro! That is unless a hear the distinctive clomp of Rudolph's hoofs ..... if that's the case you KNOW im popping open the sash! SO what are you hoping the big guy drops you!!!!!!!! I'm blessed to have the full lineup of apple products but I was hoping for a new peak design tech pouch!!!!!!!! so what say you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
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I want an everdrive 64 x7 and millions of dollars and like 4 more inches of length OP. I'm getting up at 8 cuz my wife says we have to go church with my parents. She ain't even catholic. 
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Dec 25, 2022 06:17
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I'm hoping the 🅱️ig Guy gives me my 10% back!!
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Nooner posted:Its no secret that tonight the big guy will coming down the chimney and leaving a haul. A welcome respite from certain economic factors which shall remain nameless..... Crapple!
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Dec 25, 2022 13:54
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I want Copic markers Too expensive, far too extravagant .but drat using them is marvelous
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Dec 25, 2022 15:57
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Spinz posted:I want Copic markers I got one of my kids a set of these last year and they are in fact pretty keen
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Dec 25, 2022 16:17
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I was hoping I would get myself a PS5 but I didn't. I'm very disappointed in myself.
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Dec 25, 2022 16:34
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I got a little Frankenstein thingy and when you press his belly his eyes light up bright red and he does the Phil Hartman “FIRE BAD!” thing. Santa is friggin real dawg. 
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Dec 25, 2022 18:12
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big tibbies alas
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Dec 25, 2022 18:19
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I'm wearing a sweater that my wife got me but we are waiting for the rest of the family to show up before we open everything else it is a nice sweater it is blue and white and light blue and has stripes
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Dec 25, 2022 18:31
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We don't have Santa here where I live. On Christmas eve Ūngehëurmån comes through the chimney and if you don't pay him a gold gulder he beats you up with his brass knuckles. I hope I don't get beaten up this year
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Dec 25, 2022 18:57
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A pound of cocaine.
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Dec 25, 2022 19:24
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Me and my wife aren't doing poo poo because who cares, but I'll try and visit my parents because they have gifts for us I heard That said, I did rip a MASSIVE fart this morning at 10AM or so, like so much so that the vibrations of it left my rear end in a top hat tender. So you know, not all bad.
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Dec 25, 2022 19:31
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Last year I got a mug that says SANTA'S MILK on it so i left it out hoping he would fill it with his milk but when i woke up it was empty presumably someone in my family stole it
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Dec 25, 2022 19:31
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You narrowly avoided birthing a few dozen elves.
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Dec 25, 2022 20:53
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My kids got me a book on farting so that was nice
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Dec 25, 2022 20:54
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i slept in as late as possible and it ruled no kids to drag me out of bed, did most of the gift exchange stuff with friends on friday, and i'm skipping the family christmas gathering this year because the thanksgiving one was awful and they can gently caress themselves gonna bake a pizza and play video games all day today 
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Dec 25, 2022 20:58
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My wife also got me a set of nice as gently caress stainless steel pots/pans from Misen which is awesome but then she also got me "the ultimate baby book for new dads" which sounds less like a present and more like homework<>
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I got a little Frankenstein thingy and when you press his belly his eyes light up bright red and he does the Phil Hartman “FIRE BAD!” thing. Santa is friggin real dawg. frankensanta or santastein? this has the opportunity to become the next nightmare before christmas...
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flubber nuts posted:frankensanta or santastein? this has the opportunity to become the next nightmare before christmas... Lol I literally took my Halloween decorations down a week before xmas. Should have left them up too. 
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I got some shirts that don’t fit cuz I got fatter this year and a big rear end check I am too cheap to spend and now I feel depressed and guilty that people spent money on me. Maybe next year I’ll ask Santa for some therapy. Merry Christmas to those that can enjoy it though!
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Dec 25, 2022 21:10
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Nooner posted:My wife also got me a set of nice as gently caress stainless steel pots/pans from Misen which is awesome but then she also got me "the ultimate baby book for new dads" which sounds less like a present and more like homework< Sounds like Santa knocked your wife up and is leaving you to deal with the kid. Pretty lovely of him tbh
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Dec 25, 2022 21:11
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Some stillwater diamonds would be fun. 
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kntfkr posted:I want an everdrive 64 x7 and millions of dollars and like 4 more inches of length OP. If you woke up with 4 more inches of length it just might have changed your wife's agenda! Edit: And wishing a happy Christmas to all. 
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Dec 26, 2022 04:25
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got an Instant Pot PRO 
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Dec 26, 2022 05:47
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The last three gifts from my son have been a bowling ball, a Ryobi power tool set, and now a robot vacuum that self-empties. He has the magic.
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Dec 26, 2022 14:07
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i was hoping he'd bring me salvation. Alas I am a sinner, and the big guy only brought me a bag of Warheads (rare as gently caress).
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Dec 26, 2022 19:14
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Astrochicken posted:i was hoping he'd bring me salvation. Alas I am a sinner, and the big guy only brought me a bag of Warheads (rare as gently caress). Lol  sour patch kids.
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Dec 26, 2022 19:16
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Sour patch kids aren't even sour. Garbage candy imo. I want my tongue to dissolve in pure citric acid.
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Dec 26, 2022 19:18
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Lol NO FLUFF HAHAHAHA! 
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Dec 26, 2022 19:20
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Chinatown posted:Sour patch kids aren't even sour. Garbage candy imo. 
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Chinatown posted:Sour patch kids aren't even sour. Garbage candy imo. Albanese Sour Gummy Bears are the best sour gummy 
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