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It was like a pat-down except only my shoulders and back, after I already went through the x-ray thing. Just thinking now, what sort of stuff should I be smuggling on my back, under my hair?? |
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he was checking for yokai https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futakuchi-onna
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thats what im talking about! wow!! how do you get your own |
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The TSA agent thought you seemed tense, op |
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TSA stands for "Tension and Stress Amelioration"
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Then what happened? Looking forward to the next chapter in this deeply erotic goon saga 
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Grabbing my package and confiscating my fluids in excess of 3 oz. |
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the tsa stole my dog Tactically Securing Animals
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they also convinced my grandmother to try botox Terrible Senior Advice
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the tsa lives near me and they play a bunch of instruments, drunkenly toronto symphony alchistra
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Please remove your shoes for the complimentary foot rub. No? (spurts massage oil into latex glove) Well, at least let me give you a relaxing--hey where are you going? |
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You could just walk right through the scanner with no wait at all and be on your flight right away, but everyone is lined up a mile long for the pat down with complementary back rub, because Sam's back rubs are legendary at the local airport. Some people buy the cheapest flight they can with no place to go just for an excuse to walk through the screening area and get a few minutes from Sam's magic fingers.
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Khanstant posted:It was like a pat-down except only my shoulders and back, after I already went through the x-ray thing. Just thinking now, what sort of stuff should I be smuggling on my back, under my hair?? on the back, under my hair is where I usually keep my drugs, op  congratulations on not getting busted
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alternatively goondolences on being clumsily flirted with by a TSA agent
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Khanstant posted:It was like a pat-down except only my shoulders and back, after I already went through the x-ray thing. Just thinking now, what sort of stuff should I be smuggling on my back, under my hair?? the TSA agent watched Die Hard recently and didn't want to be caught out by the ol' John McClane yippee ki yay motherfucker special
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oh you got into the line for Pat OP. everyody knows that when you get into Pat's line you're down for a little rubbing, it's Pat's thing. I often get in Pat's line too, but last time I was in the airport I went into Hairdresser's line cause I needed a trim. really a shame you can't get into more than one security line at the airport.
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i haven't been on a plane since about 1997
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Shifty Nipples posted:i haven't been on a plane since about 1997 Well geez no wonder it was more than 3.4 ounces |
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