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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Like it’s just the same exact poo poo for the last 10 years, why isn’t everyone so hopeful and smiling now like they were then? The exact same poo poo is happening. Maybe you could find some happiness or do something to better yourself in all this poo poo and instantly have people cut you down for it like they’re entitled to whatever scrap of contentment you found for yourself. Their happiness is premium grade A certified verified quantifiable middle of the mall bought happiness, and your second hand store busted rear end self-made happiness doesn’t make any sense until that poo poo runs out huh?

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I derive joy from the misery of others so I'm doing great

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
back then he had steve JOBS, johnny CASH, and bob HOPE!

NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO KEVIN BACON AMIRIGHT??? XD

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Give me money!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Depression, mainly.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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You know what I think it is? I think your homie got caught up in that blackwater real estate scam, and the use disparity has finally kicked in now that they have to pay their power bills. The free ride is over, and you thought you were getting chubby but it was just bubbling rot inside all along.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


it's because we had hope that things would end up cool but it turns out that most stuff actually sucks OP

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Nooner posted:

back then he had steve JOBS, johnny CASH, and bob HOPE!

NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO KEVIN BACON AMIRIGHT??? XD

god dammit nooner

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
kevin bacon's daughter is in the movie SMILE, starring Kevin Bacon's daughter and Kumar

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Like, when you run an unstable terrawatt through a transformer with the intent of making someone scared, like blackwater does, that’s the definition of terrorism isn’t it? Wow so like dick cheney and Bill Clinton and all those rear end in a top hat are terrorists then aren’t they? Wow, I sure am just frozen here in awe of them.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Dec 27, 2022

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
that one goon ran a tv cable through a sega genesis and the government came and made him stop before he burned down his neighbors house

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Nooner posted:

that one goon ran a tv cable through a sega genesis and the government came and made him stop before he burned down his neighbors house

Descrambled the titty channel tho. :hmmyes:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I mean it’s like, don’t smile in my face with poo poo on your lips, know what I’m sayin?

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
things are getting more expensive and salaries aren't catching up, op

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Something something millenials

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Things are getting more expensive because blackwater has not paid their entire electric bill, despite continuing to illegally use portions of the power grid.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

"Sheet's fecked moite"

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I'm smiling and happy but I'm also in a chastity cage and wearing a buttplug that vibrates any time an elected Democrat tweets "vote"

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nooner posted:

back then he had steve JOBS, johnny CASH, and bob HOPE!

NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO KEVIN BACON AMIRIGHT??? XD

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMM...

Yeah. Yup...

It's official: this is a good post.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You’re right op. I also would like to see lessose.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Log off fam

Join me in the bar

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm archaicly and also colloquially gay :)

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
it's because of all this woke nonsense

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
things seem bad when i read about them but i, personally, have been having a good time lately. i'm still morose though.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Lol if you're not able to find happiness now with thousands of apps available for both android and ios

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
you seem pretty racist about the color of the water, OP

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Nooner posted:

back then he had steve JOBS, johnny CASH, and bob HOPE!

NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO KEVIN BACON AMIRIGHT??? XD

we dont have this problem down under

Only registered members can see post attachments!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

everyone should just cheer up imo

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

well for one, everything sucks and is going to get worse

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah, it is going to get way worse, so long as people continue to replicate and execute the blackwater torture model despite everyone in the company being dead.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


its tough to find a decent butt gently caress these days.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm not morose, motherfucker. Get over here. I'm gonna slap you

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Play posted:

I'm not morose, motherfucker. Get over here. I'm gonna slap you

I see you’re really mad about blackwater getting hosed over properly.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Alucard posted:

I derive joy from the misery of others so I'm doing great

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
It is because he does so much bleed damage, op. Only dwarves get to shrug that off for free.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well your avatar isn't helping Boyster, we don't need reminders that Rodney is dead.
:sadwave:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
we are morose because our loved ones died of covid 19 op

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I see you’re really mad about blackwater getting hosed over properly.

I'm not mad or morose, I'm irate

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Yes why isn't everyone able to maintain the same level of optimism and happiness after 10 years if nothing improving? Maybe it would help if I told strangers to smile more.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Thanks OP for giving me a place to post my deranged 5000 word screed on my political views and why this world is hosed!

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