|
I was born this way 
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 01:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 3, 2024 05:33 |
|
|
i got fired for refusing to weaken the internet and moved back to appalachia and ended up in a troll war with the nazis when i should have gotten on a plane to dutchland and listened to uhn tiss tiss music for four years and probably would be richer, healthier, and have more elite hacking skills if i'd done it that way edit: also my weed card expired.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 01:10
|
|
|
Everyone here is getting older and are terminally online and can't cope over their insignificance in the world, it's tragic stuff. Unless you're me, then it's hilarious.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 01:17
|
|
|
Mega64 posted:Everyone here is getting older and are terminally online and can't cope over their insignificance in the world, it's tragic stuff. Aye, but then... Who watches the watchmen?
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 01:33
|
|
|
The Bananana posted:Aye, but then... Not Alan Moore! He hates that stuff!
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 15:21
|
|
|
Because you post here OP.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 15:22
|
|
|
Vincent Van Goatse posted:Because you post here OP. That’s what I thought, but it’s good to hear it from another person. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 17:09
|
|
|
I don't have any real interests or hobbies so I find stuff that's bullshit and yell about it because it should be better for folks. I smoke a lot of weed though so that kinda takes some of the edge off where I just want things to be good and happy, but I guess in a bit of a sad way. Aww dang, I will try to be a little happier for you Boyster, it ain't natural but hell somebody has to be nice first right, then maybe the other person is nice back.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 17:12
|
|
|
its because a bunch of dumbshit kids are making way too much money whoring out their existence for more money than i will ever have op
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 17:51
|
|
|
Mr.Acula posted:its because a bunch of dumbshit kids are making way too much money whoring out their existence for more money than i will ever have op All aboard the Halliburton gravy train! 
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 17:58
|
|
|
I was hungry for breakfast and wanted some cereal. My wife's boyfriend asked if I wanted some cinnamon toast crunch, but I was in the mood for more-o's.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 18:02
|
|
|
Why do people believe their best option is to load up the blackwater gun pack so they can shove me around and then gently caress me in the image of my parents? I think there are probably much better things in this world for everyone, but this is the most promoted thing for some reason. It’s something that I’ve very vocally been screaming I don’t want for the last year and a half.
ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Dec 29, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 18:04
|
|
|
Have you considered being less fuckable
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 18:05
|
|
|
Blackwater agents just swarming all over clam like bees on a can of mountain dew
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 18:06
|
|
|
My real parents went home after three days of this poo poo. You people are absolutely loving disgusting and you ran my family out of my own house and I’m just too tired to protest anymore.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2022 18:08
|
|
|
The Bananana posted:Aye, but then... the guy who nmaped the LAN and found that no one changed the default password on the ip cameras
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2022 04:06
|
|
|
just be a twitch streamer
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2022 04:53
|
|
|
Im morose because my roomate is Mike Lindell now that he has no money because he spent it all on investigating voter fraud. We live in a studio apartment together. He stays up all night smoking weird internet RC stimulants talking real loud on the phone with Sydney Powell about their next big score but it never happens. When he isn't doing that he is always trying to steal my credit card or watching "Cannonball Run" on VHS on an old CRT tv extremely loud which has caused our downstairs neighbors to complain to a super twice. If they end up complaining again the super is gunna cut off our coin operated radiator and then we are hosed. He also likes to air dry after showers. Our shower is open to the room so I pretty much have to look at his disgusting body while I'm trying to eat my ramen noodles. He sold my bluray collection. When he does finally crash he has to listen to a book on tape. The book he chooses is "The Hardy Boys: The legend of the melted coins". He doesn't use headphones. He has never actually read the book or any hardy boys mysteries for that matter. Every time he lays down he starts it over from the beginning. I have heard the beginning of that book so many loving times. He also really likes egg salad sandwiches. He doesn't own any dishes of his own and likes to "soak" dishes which means letting them pile up with disgusting food water in them until I get pissed off enough to do them. He also has something really wrong with his digestive system. At least twice a day the house smells like a truck stop bathroom. I can't bring a girl home anymore because he just sits there and stares at them and doesn't say anything unless he starts up on some weird diatribe about how white christians experience the most racism in this country or how they never restock things fast enough at the golden Corral. Its all loving crazy. None of my friends wants to come over and play goldeneye with me anymore because he is a complete screenlooker. FML I might have some more Lindell yarns to unfold later. ManBoyChef fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Dec 30, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2022 20:57
|
|
|
Private Cumshoe posted:just be a twitch streamer What if we're as charming as an eel and completely awful at video games?
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2022 21:10
|
|
|
Armitage posted:What if we're as charming as an eel and completely awful at video games? then you need a dumb gimmick like maybe play really drunk or something and do misogyny I heard those are lucrative lately
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2022 22:37
|
|
|
Private Cumshoe posted:then you need a dumb gimmick like maybe play really drunk or something and do misogyny I heard those are lucrative lately Im pretty sure you need like 33cars to pull that off or something....maybe you could get like one car and just take a bunch of different photos of it with different filters. If people ask you why you have 33 of the same car you just say you really like that model cos that was the place you first saw a boob....too bad it was your schizophrenic 75 year old neighbors.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 01:47
|
|
|
wait i can be paid to be dumb on the internet? big if true
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:18
|
|
|
ManBoyChef posted:Im pretty sure you need like 33cars to pull that off or something....maybe you could get like one car and just take a bunch of different photos of it with different filters. If people ask you why you have 33 of the same car you just say you really like that model cos that was the place you first saw a boob....too bad it was your schizophrenic 75 year old neighbors. Anything but the black guy invented something, patented something, and owns something. Any stupid loving theory other than black ownership of property. Anything but self made popularity or success despite being behind an illegal vpn with no exposure for 11 years. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Dec 31, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:23
|
|
|
i read that as "how come everyone is loving a moose" so where's all the moose loving??? 
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:27
|
|
|
Booty Pageant posted:i read that as "how come everyone is loving a moose" The heart wants what it wants. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:29
|
|
|
Moose fucker is an unfilled opening on these here forums. No more goose tho
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:30
|
|
|
Booty Pageant posted:i read that as "how come everyone is loving a moose" kids today are so hardened (in the psychological sense) that watching a man be penetrated by a horse then die doesn't phase them at all (RIP mr hands)
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:37
|
|
|
People are rats for things you can look up at the library, but rats nonetheless, even if they’re telling a lie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 22:47
|
|
|
I have another story about Mike Lindell and I living in a studio apartment together. This one time he was watching old episodes of sliders and he thought it was real. I had him convinced that if he ran as hard as he could at the wall he would travel to a different dimension. "Gamechanger!" he yelled as he took off his soiled sport jacket (which is his only one that he also never washes). He ran as hard as he could at the wall. His head went through the drywall and he knocked himself out. While he was out I rearranged the apartment and put on a fake goatee. When he woke up he asked me who was president so of course I told him "Dornald Turump" because he was able to beat out "Joan Borden" for the presidency. "Yes!" he exclaimed as he pumped his fist. "It worked! I'm still rich!" He grabs his ratty suit jacket and slings it over his soldier as he flips the bird at me. "gently caress you forever whoever you are." He says to me as he walks out the door. Fifteen minutes later he shows back up at the apartment and just sits down like nothing happened.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 23:01
|
|
|
ClamdestineBoyster posted:People are rats for things you can look up at the library, but rats nonetheless, even if they’re telling a lie. they don't like when you watch mr hands at the library
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 23:26
|
|
|
montrose was a rock and roll band starring samuel h haagar
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 23:34
|
|
|
maskenfreiheit2 posted:they don't like when you watch mr hands at the library Are you accusing me of fixing mike lindells hands? I did. You can look up the journal article and the surgery at the public library. I’m sure there’s a federal case number you can look up now too. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Dec 31, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 23:40
|
|
|
DoctorWhat posted:Planter's dyin', Cloud. Remember when Mr. Peanut died and came back as Baby Nut? LOL
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2022 23:42
|
|
|
Someone come pick up your little diaper monkies plz thx. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2023 06:29
|
|
|
maskenfreiheit2 posted:kids today are so hardened (in the psychological sense) that watching a man be penetrated by a horse then die doesn't phase them at all idk I think Mr Hands is very much a millenial thing at this point. it's dad-goreporn. i don't think the average zoomer would even know what that is
|
|
#
?
Jan 1, 2023 07:19
|
|
|
Armitage posted:What if we're as charming as an eel and completely awful at video games? Wig, fake titties, and learn to do makeup. Practice your falsetto giggly voice, acting, and burn all shame out of your brain. The money will come in. The video game part doesn't really matter. This isn't exactly rocket surgery here.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2023 01:42
|
|
|
the Bunt posted:idk I think Mr Hands is very much a millenial thing at this point. it's dad-goreporn. i don't think the average zoomer would even know what that is zoomers these days have bad dragons... man is that why they're called "zoo" mers
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2023 01:47
|
|
|
the Bunt posted:idk I think Mr Hands is very much a millenial thing at this point. it's dad-goreporn. i don't think the average zoomer would even know what that is There's a gang leader in Cyberpunk 2077 called Mr Hands and I was really scared to meet him
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2023 02:04
|
|
|
ManBoyChef posted:I have another story about Mike Lindell and I living in a studio apartment together. lol
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2023 02:31
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 3, 2024 05:33 |
|
|
The Butcher posted:Wig, fake titties, and learn to do makeup. I wouldn't be able to pull off that look, lol. Sheesh, I'm having a tough time finding things I'm good at, I'm overworked and underpaid and everyone else seems succesful. I feel like I should be made fun of and no one should be rooting for me.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2023 02:50
|
|