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 i went to the shop to get fatty jerky but theres none left. no fatty jerky. 
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I am also lugubrious
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it's easy to be morose, who ever hearda someone bein lessose though i demand parity is oseishness.
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Jan 4, 2023 02:05
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I am a happy person, OP. Very happy.
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EvilJoven posted:Thing is this is going to be a brief blip because these unwanted millenials and zoomers apparently don't gently caress, like even sociologists are all 'wtf is wrong with you go get laid'. no one can afford both rent & food, no one has any future, unless you have inherited wealth breathing near people is russian roulette that you drown in your own fluids the planet is about to boil us all to death over the next 100 years not exactly sexy feeling
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Literally A Person posted:I am a happy person, OP. same LAP. life is good, if you let it
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So I've been living in a studio apartment with Mike Lindell. I went to my moms house for the weekend to do some laundry and eat something other than the three can dinner (you open a can of potatos, a can of green beans, and a can of lima beans into a bowl and pour worscertshire sauce all over it...its the only thing Lindell didn't drink). I get back to the apartment and Mike has let Rudy Guiliani move in. I open the door and I am smashed in the face with the smell of old man farts and cigar smoke. I can barely see through the haze of crack and tobacco smoke as I set my bag of clean laundry down. Immediately Rudy and Mike jump on the bag and start tearing it apart looking for clean underpants. I have to go all Bloodsport 2 on them just to protect my skivvies. Once the smoke clears I realize they are both extremely sweaty and naked. I start to ask what the hell is going on but I decide better of it. Rudy has taken the bag out of a box of wine and is spraying it into his mouth. Lindell is crawling around on the carpet which is covered in all kinds of stains and garbage they have ground into the pile by stomping on it. "I must have dropped some" he says with a wild desperate look in his eye. Rudy belches in agreement. "Hey manboychef can I borrow ten bucks...I know I owe you rent for the last three months but you know I'll have it once my plan to sell pillows in Burundi pulls through." I say "No way! You both smell like a yeti's nutsack. You obviously have money for crack but you can't pay your rent!? What's up with being the party of personal responsibility?" Lindell and Guiliana both lookdown and try giving me puppy dog eyes...."We promise we will pay you back." "If I wanted any more poo poo out of you I would check the carpet that you ruined Mike." I yell. I realize poo poo is getting heated. I go over to the wall and break glass on the "Emergency Mike Calming Array". I reach inside and pull out a copy of Speed 2. I pop it in the VCR and hit play. They both sit down on the bed that they have lovingly ripped up the sheets to make a couple of togas and watch in rapt attention. FML.
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And the old Christians were all like "hell is really scary and terrible, there are lakes of fire and stuff like that." We can do a way better hell at home with less infrastructure costs.
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Mega64 posted:Everyone here is getting older and are terminally online and can't cope over their insignificance in the world, it's tragic stuff. I did important things that all turned out badly.
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Jan 10, 2023 06:42
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i am sad because my favorite entertainer, diamond of the duo diamond and silk, has died
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Jan 10, 2023 07:18
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And yet Diamond Rio still live on, shameful
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I don’t think they make mp3 players no more
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Like it’s just the same exact poo poo for the last 10 years, why isn’t everyone so hopeful and smiling now like they were then? Too many deaths from overdoses, suicides, car accidents and Covid-19.
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Laterite posted:And yet Diamond Rio still live on, shameful But what about the true hero of the story? Dustin diamond?
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I'm so loving moron
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drat son, that is some sicko tier necro.
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sugar free jazz posted:I am also lugubrious I can only hear this word the way it was said in Grim Fandago now.
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