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According to early reports as many as a dozen dads, who just came over to grill some brats and watch the game, may be trapped inside. Shoddy construction and tumultuous farts are being blamed as possible reasons for this tragedy.
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somebody page elon musk! 
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Dec 29, 2022 13:33
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Nosfereefer posted:somebody page elon musk! A...man sized submersible coffin?
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Dec 29, 2022 13:41
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hi trapped im dad
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Dec 29, 2022 14:47
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We're getting word from one of the victims from inside the rubble now. He's saying that the heat is unbearable and would like to know if...he wants to know who's been messing with the thermostat. He's urging people to put on a sweater and wool socks. He's now telling everyone how much it costs to heat the house.
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Dec 29, 2022 14:51
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Simsmagic posted:hi trapped im dad
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Dec 29, 2022 16:28
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Teams of youngest children have been organized to fetch cold beers from the fridge into the collapsed man-cave |
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Dec 29, 2022 17:20
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We've passed in a small emergency radio to communicate and all they've been asking about are updates to the game. Their team lost 20 minutes ago... Experts advise we may see this situation go from bad to worse, the community is braced for a second cave-in as the news breaks and the tantrums begin
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Dec 29, 2022 17:41
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RepeatingMeme posted:We've passed in a small emergency radio to communicate and all they've been asking about are updates to the game. |
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Dec 29, 2022 19:06
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me and Poker O'Houlihan trapped under the snooker table, reduced to inventing larger and more opulent bloody maries for sport. a bloody mary with a slice of pizza on top. a bloody mary with a broadsword of cornish game-hens skewer'd through. an inverted bloody mary (delivered to table upside down, whole world becomes topping)
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Dec 29, 2022 19:23
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Simsmagic posted:hi trapped im dad
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Dec 29, 2022 19:25
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We are getting early reports that a rescuer finally broke through to the trapped men but was turned around and sent packing when they discovered the firefighter was a female. She reports they threw a Brat at her, yelled "No chicks allowed!" and then resealed themselves in the cavern.
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Dec 29, 2022 19:28
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"He and his buddies get like this," states chief foreman of kitchen and house-cleaning duties, Mom. "They go in his little cave and won't come out. By the time I get dinner on the table he'll be out." The men still trapped in the collapsed man cave have not responded to this optimistic estimate from Mom Central. |
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Dec 29, 2022 19:47
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Simsmagic posted:hi trapped im dad |
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Dec 29, 2022 20:28
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Simsmagic posted:hi trapped im dad
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Dec 29, 2022 21:54
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Day 8: We are running short on craft beer in the mini cooler. Soon we will be forced to drink the Bud Light Tim brought that nobody else wants to drink. We pray for sweet release before we are driven to such desperation
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Dec 29, 2022 22:56
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BREAKING: A sudden shaft of light spelled hope for these brave fathers still within the cave, until a curtain was quickly drawn over the possible escape route - one father reported "The glare on the TV was awful" and he "couldn't see the game for poo poo". |
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Dec 29, 2022 23:03
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The latest in sonic imaging technology has been brought in to locate the victims. What we can tell you right now is there is definitely porno playing. How many are engaged in actively watching the porno at this time is unknown. Possibly its just Gary watching it on his phone in the toilet. We've reached out to Gary's wife Linda for comment and she just gave us a look. Good luck Gary. |
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Dec 29, 2022 23:26
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Our rescue experts are reporting slow progress on the operation, citing resistance from the dads. One of our reporters quotes, "We don't need to hire somebody, just let me grab my toolbox and I'll have us within the hour." No further progress has been reported at this time.
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Dec 30, 2022 00:21
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Simsmagic posted:Our rescue experts are reporting slow progress on the operation, citing resistance from the dads. One of our reporters quotes, "We don't need to hire somebody, just let me grab my toolbox and I'll have us within the hour." No further progress has been reported at this time.
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Dec 30, 2022 02:05
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Simsmagic posted:Day 8: We are running short on craft beer in the mini cooler. Soon we will be forced to drink the Bud Light Tim brought that nobody else wants to drink. We pray for sweet release before we are driven to such desperation Tim will be the first to die 
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Dec 30, 2022 05:19
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The situation has grown dire. The dads are out of beer and have nothing left to drink. There's plenty of potable water but the dad's are refusing it because "fish gently caress in it!".
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Jan 8, 2023 12:48
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Experts are concerned with the progress of the dad rescue. With the game coming to an end its only a matter of time before they notice the wives and kids aren't around and one of them slyly suggests throwing on a "skin flick". With eyes of the world watching events unfold we can only pray rescue comes soon
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Jan 8, 2023 20:45
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Escape From Noise posted:We're getting word from one of the victims from inside the rubble now. He's saying that the heat is unbearable and would like to know if...he wants to know who's been messing with the thermostat. He's urging people to put on a sweater and wool socks. He's now telling everyone how much it costs to heat the house. lol |
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Jan 8, 2023 20:50
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RepeatingMeme posted:Experts are concerned with the progress of the dad rescue. With the game coming to an end its only a matter of time before they notice the wives and kids aren't around and one of them slyly suggests throwing on a "skin flick". With eyes of the world watching events unfold we can only pray rescue comes soon Dear god the dads are all sucking and loving each other right on the floor |
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Jan 8, 2023 20:57
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Trapped dads heard advising each other to check their wallets as it's "pretty shady in here"
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