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Youremother

MORT

Teams of youngest children have been organized to fetch cold beers from the fridge into the collapsed man-cave

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Youremother

MORT

"He and his buddies get like this," states chief foreman of kitchen and house-cleaning duties, Mom. "They go in his little cave and won't come out. By the time I get dinner on the table he'll be out."

The men still trapped in the collapsed man cave have not responded to this optimistic estimate from Mom Central.

Youremother

MORT

BREAKING: A sudden shaft of light spelled hope for these brave fathers still within the cave, until a curtain was quickly drawn over the possible escape route - one father reported "The glare on the TV was awful" and he "couldn't see the game for poo poo".

Youremother

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RepeatingMeme posted:

Experts are concerned with the progress of the dad rescue. With the game coming to an end its only a matter of time before they notice the wives and kids aren't around and one of them slyly suggests throwing on a "skin flick". With eyes of the world watching events unfold we can only pray rescue comes soon

Dear god the dads are all sucking and loving each other right on the floor

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