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According to early reports as many as a dozen dads, who just came over to grill some brats and watch the game, may be trapped inside. Shoddy construction and tumultuous farts are being blamed as possible reasons for this tragedy.
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Dec 29, 2022 11:34
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Nosfereefer posted:somebody page elon musk! A...man sized submersible coffin?
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Dec 29, 2022 13:41
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We're getting word from one of the victims from inside the rubble now. He's saying that the heat is unbearable and would like to know if...he wants to know who's been messing with the thermostat. He's urging people to put on a sweater and wool socks. He's now telling everyone how much it costs to heat the house.
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Dec 29, 2022 14:51
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Simsmagic posted:hi trapped im dad
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Dec 29, 2022 19:25
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Simsmagic posted:Our rescue experts are reporting slow progress on the operation, citing resistance from the dads. One of our reporters quotes, "We don't need to hire somebody, just let me grab my toolbox and I'll have us within the hour." No further progress has been reported at this time.
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Dec 30, 2022 02:05
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The situation has grown dire. The dads are out of beer and have nothing left to drink. There's plenty of potable water but the dad's are refusing it because "fish gently caress in it!".
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Jan 8, 2023 12:48
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