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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Pele, the boring answer to the greatest soccer player question, has died
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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/29/football/brazil-pele-soccer-died-intl-latam-spt/index.html

Pelé literally just died, so there's no full story yet. Still, R.I.P. to the Babe Ruth of soccer.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation :grin:

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
turns out not real tho just a flop (lol get it, soccer joke)

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:16
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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
r.i.p. volcano god

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:19
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nooner posted:

turns out not real tho just a flop (lol get it, soccer joke)

I got your flop right here :awesome:

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Guess he's not the greatest anymore.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
he got a red card in the game of life

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:21
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Not that I'm talking poo poo, Pele's corpse could probably still beat me in soccer.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 I'm sorrounded by death.

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:22
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Pele has kicked the bucket

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:23
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
2022 claims another one!!!!

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:23
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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Condolences to Oddjob

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 Rumor has it that his real name wasn't even Pele

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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Mega64 posted:

Not that I'm talking poo poo, Pele's corpse could probably still beat me in soccer.

Scott Sterling! Pele!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
He’ll never pele soccer again

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:46
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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
its soccer so he never scored

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 20:56
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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
more like poolé

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pele was cremated and now he’s stored in a ball

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 21:05
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i tried to watch the world cup but lmao that shits boring as gently caress

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 21:06
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He's faking it

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 21:22
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Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
https://youtu.be/lGGePJu704Y

His game was so-so.

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Remeber when pele met Lisa Simpson? Or was that Ronaldo, and was Ronaldo a real player? No one knows, or cares

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Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

 I like the kick named after him

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 22:59
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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I won one of those Perfect Citizenship dealies in 4th grade once and the reward was a pizza and this Pele video. The adults were all like "You like soccer right" and it was the most tepid I guess I ever had in my life.

That video must be worth DOZENS by now!

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Chinatown posted:

i tried to watch the world cup but lmao that shits boring as gently caress

lol

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mega64 posted:

Not that I'm talking poo poo, Pele's corpse could probably still beat me in soccer.

Not me I bet I could whip his corpse's rear end at soccer, football (American rules), football (Australian rules), you name it

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 PEEle

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Also, for a second I thought this was about Forums Superstar of Yesteryear Pele

* # ? Dec 29, 2022 23:22
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 I loved reading Big Pele's crazy stories he would post about working in a zoo

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Chinatown posted:

i tried to watch the world cup but lmao that shits boring as gently caress

yeah i didnt even pretend to care about that poo poo this year lol

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

FilthyImp posted:

Also, for a second I thought this was about Forums Superstar of Yesteryear Pele

Lol

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 He flopped, he's not really dead

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yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

FilthyImp posted:

Also, for a second I thought this was about Forums Superstar of Yesteryear Pele

I would love to know if her and Oddjob actually got married and lived happily ever after. Ha.

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

 Always a sad news that a goon died, rip

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Alas, I’ve no tears for Pele today, I already used them all over Vivienne Westwood.

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


 Can't believe you stole driftingmouse's post op. Shame on you

* # ? Dec 30, 2022 01:55
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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Sentinel Red posted:

Vivienne Westwood.

Jesus Christ. Well I guess it's true that if you live long enough you'll turn in to Margret Thatcher.

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



 Now he's going to be Pele'd to rest.

* # ? Dec 30, 2022 02:23
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Here lies pele
He scored 1281 times

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Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

 oh no. i'll never be able to listen to tori amos again.

* # ? Dec 30, 2022 02:56
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