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https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/29/football/brazil-pele-soccer-died-intl-latam-spt/index.html Pelé literally just died, so there's no full story yet. Still, R.I.P. to the Babe Ruth of soccer.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:15 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:37 |
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i guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:16 |
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turns out not real tho just a flop (lol get it, soccer joke)
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:16 |
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r.i.p. volcano god
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:19 |
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Nooner posted:turns out not real tho just a flop (lol get it, soccer joke) I got your flop right here
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:20 |
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Guess he's not the greatest anymore.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:21 |
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he got a red card in the game of life
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:21 |
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Not that I'm talking poo poo, Pele's corpse could probably still beat me in soccer.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:22 |
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I'm sorrounded by death.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:22 |
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Pele has kicked the bucket
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:23 |
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2022 claims another one!!!!
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:23 |
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Condolences to Oddjob
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:23 |
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Rumor has it that his real name wasn't even Pele
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:26 |
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Mega64 posted:Not that I'm talking poo poo, Pele's corpse could probably still beat me in soccer.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:30 |
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He’ll never pele soccer again
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:46 |
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its soccer so he never scored
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:56 |
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more like poolé
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:00 |
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Pele was cremated and now he’s stored in a ball
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:05 |
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i tried to watch the world cup but lmao that shits boring as gently caress
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:06 |
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He's faking it
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:22 |
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https://youtu.be/lGGePJu704Y His game was so-so.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:25 |
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Remeber when pele met Lisa Simpson? Or was that Ronaldo, and was Ronaldo a real player? No one knows, or cares
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 22:57 |
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I like the kick named after him
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 22:59 |
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I won one of those Perfect Citizenship dealies in 4th grade once and the reward was a pizza and this Pele video. The adults were all like "You like soccer right" and it was the most tepid I guess I ever had in my life. That video must be worth DOZENS by now!
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:03 |
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Chinatown posted:i tried to watch the world cup but lmao that shits boring as gently caress lol
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:12 |
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Mega64 posted:Not that I'm talking poo poo, Pele's corpse could probably still beat me in soccer. Not me I bet I could whip his corpse's rear end at soccer, football (American rules), football (Australian rules), you name it
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:16 |
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PEEle
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:20 |
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Also, for a second I thought this was about Forums Superstar of Yesteryear Pele
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:22 |
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I loved reading Big Pele's crazy stories he would post about working in a zoo
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:29 |
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Chinatown posted:i tried to watch the world cup but lmao that shits boring as gently caress yeah i didnt even pretend to care about that poo poo this year lol
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 23:52 |
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FilthyImp posted:Also, for a second I thought this was about Forums Superstar of Yesteryear Pele Lol
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 00:04 |
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He flopped, he's not really dead
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 00:55 |
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FilthyImp posted:Also, for a second I thought this was about Forums Superstar of Yesteryear Pele I would love to know if her and Oddjob actually got married and lived happily ever after. Ha.
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 00:57 |
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Always a sad news that a goon died, rip
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 01:09 |
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Alas, I’ve no tears for Pele today, I already used them all over Vivienne Westwood.
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 01:30 |
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Can't believe you stole driftingmouse's post op. Shame on you
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 01:55 |
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Sentinel Red posted:Vivienne Westwood. Jesus Christ. Well I guess it's true that if you live long enough you'll turn in to Margret Thatcher.
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 02:03 |
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Now he's going to be Pele'd to rest.
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 02:23 |
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Here lies pele He scored 1281 times
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 02:46 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:37 |
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oh no. i'll never be able to listen to tori amos again.
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 02:56 |