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Using the time honoured system of observing the past to predict the future (as seen in many low quality sci-fi movies and fantasy books) I will provide you guidance for the coming year of 2023. In order to receive such knowledge you must provide the following information: Your favourite colour The name of the person that has bothered you most in life The dumbest thing you have done in the last five years, unless the year is an equal number in which case the last seven years. Don’t come crying to me if you learn something you would rather not know.
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Blue Doug Lost 25k day trading crypto in 2019 
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Dec 30, 2022 08:48
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Vampire Panties posted:Blue I see that you will continue your support of the Ukraine during its ongoing struggle. It seems however that the Ukrainian government actually doesn’t like you (though they can’t exactly explain why) and regularly makes fun of you. The good news is you have no way of knowing this so you won’t get hurt feelings. The bad news is now you know.
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Dec 30, 2022 09:07
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Orange Jack Quit my job without a backup plan in 2021 to try and make it as an artist and now I scrounge by but I don't have insurance and now there's a 2 year gap on my resume and I can't find a job.
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Dec 30, 2022 09:19
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Purple Myself (Reese) Drank myself stupid(er) and drunk-texted my boss some dumb poo poo I thought was profound but was stupid over-sharing maudlin crap that was holy poo poo embarrassing. Dragged myself in the next day and just mentioned I'm on new meds and wasn't sleeping and we've moved past it. But I basically claimed profound (professional) love for the guy (I'm a gay woman so at least nothing sexual). gently caress. I am way too old to do that poo poo.
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Dec 30, 2022 09:52
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Midnight blue Myself Ive started collecting dolls, that are way too expensive and i have no room for...... its baffling wtf i do it
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Dec 30, 2022 09:53
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Yellow Donald Quit job in 2018 with no backup plan, spent 2018-half of 2021 unemployed and burned through any sort of savings. Much better now but yikes what a bad move.
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Dec 30, 2022 11:15
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deep dish peat moss posted:Orange There’s good news and bad. You will be unmasked as Banksy, but not the artist, the failed bank robber who had explosive diarrhoea during one of your crimes. The good news is while in prison you will have a job painting walls.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:58
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Thursday Next posted:Purple 2023 shows you even older than you are now. Just as gay though so that’s something to look forward too! Signs point to the urgent need to avoid any giant Austrian men from the future.
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Dec 30, 2022 15:01
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Meskhenet posted:Midnight blue I saw July 2023, yikes.. are you familiar with the movie “Child’s play”?
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Dec 30, 2022 15:02
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buglord posted:Yellow I can see that some deal you made with “Jeffery” will fall through. This will temporarily improve your cashflow situation but will vastly complicate the rest of your life as Jeff just won’t let it go. On the plus side he loves to cuddle.
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Dec 30, 2022 15:05
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Blue Jesus Christ Read this Thread.
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Dec 30, 2022 15:30
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blue but more of a bluish-green you know uh probably myself tbh i poured hot liquid agar-agar solution down my kitchen sink
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Dec 30, 2022 15:40
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Blue There is nothing in your future. This is because you are actually a figment of everyone’s imagination. It’s a bit like fight club, but with more body fat.
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Dec 30, 2022 15:40
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Mozi posted:blue but more of a bluish-green you know Your future is hard to see as I have partial colour blindness. Either you have a stroke of luck at work which leads to a domino effect in your life improving it in so many ways that at times you wonder if it’s all a dream. Or it’s more of the same except you avoid vegetarian foods.
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Dec 30, 2022 15:44
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it's either going to be a stroke of luck at work, or a stroke at work which could be regarded as being lucky, depending
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