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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Remember this cacamamy story? Goddamn boomers are so loving dumb.

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
Imagine linking the mobile version of wikipedia.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Imagine having to be told by a phone call to squeeze some titties.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Imagine linking the mobile version of wikipedia.

I was wondering what the gently caress was wrong with the formatting.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Imagine linking the mobile version of wikipedia.

loving shameful for sure

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


I have had long arguments with boomers about not answering phones. It’s pointless- they will tell their life stories to anyone with their phone number

E: Because their kids are sure as hell not calling them lol

HungryMedusa fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Dec 31, 2022

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Imagine linking the mobile version of wikipedia.

I feel very owned right now. Like it is me that is the boomer. gently caress!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Robin Williams is CANCELLED!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Crank Yankers!

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
If you haven't read the detailed story in that article, please do so. How loving stupid do you have to be to think the police are calling you and telling you to strip search someone including ordering them to sit on your lap and kiss you before eventually blowing you?

Like, how much lead paint do you have to eat or leaded gasoline do you have to huff to be this stupid?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hi I'll be working on the line for the next couple of hours. please don't pick up the phone during that time or I will be elecrocuted

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

wilderthanmild posted:

If you haven't read the detailed story in that article, please do so. How loving stupid do you have to be to think the police are calling you and telling you to strip search someone including ordering them to sit on your lap and kiss you before eventually blowing you?

Like, how much lead paint do you have to eat or leaded gasoline do you have to huff to be this stupid?

Have you heard about real things American cops do like all the time?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
we watched a video about this in a psychology class I took, I think
I think in relation to the milgram experiment

the only part I remember was an interview with a fast food manager who fell for it and she was in tears like "for everybody watching this judging us saying 'how could they fall for this? how could they do such an awful thing?' all I can say is you weren't there... you weren't there 😭"

and even back then, when I was a lot more naive and a lot more self-doubting and a lot more prone to sympathy for people who'd done something wrong, I was like "hm... no. no, that's stupid."
sorry lady. I just don't believe you that you're somehow not stupid and kind of a lovely person in this situation, because the person on the phone was such a powerful vocal hypnotist or something. you're just pretty stupid and kind of a lovely person, and you did something stupid and lovely, and you should feel bad and not ever be in charge of other human beings ever again

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

wilderthanmild posted:

If you haven't read the detailed story in that article, please do so. How loving stupid do you have to be to think the police are calling you and telling you to strip search someone including ordering them to sit on your lap and kiss you before eventually blowing you?

Like, how much lead paint do you have to eat or leaded gasoline do you have to huff to be this stupid?

He thought it was his lucky day!

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

PyPy posted:

He thought it was his lucky day!

"Wow I won the blowjob sweepstakes!"

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You mean my manager at Arby’s isn’t allowed to do daily body cavity searches on me on behalf of The Department of Homeland Security?? :mad:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Sophy Wackles posted:

You mean my manager at Arby’s isn’t allowed to do daily body cavity searches on me on behalf of The Department of Homeland Security?? :mad:

no that actually is part of arby’s broad authority to safeguard Americans against threats external and internal

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Arby's stands for American Readiness Basement (Yours) Security so that checks out

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

gatekeeping wikipedia url formats goes into the goon hall of fame

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

Crank Yankers!

lol

got a chuckle out of thinking that jimmy kimmel was actually responsible for the funniest phone call ever made

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

lol

got a chuckle out of thinking that jimmy kimmel was actually responsible for the funniest phone call ever made
Not him but one of his former radio zoo crew buddies called France pretending to be Jerry Lewis and got on the phone with their leaders.

That was pretty lol.

Jimmy talked poo poo straight to Leno's face when he was backstabbing Conan so that was good too.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Longmont Potion Castle made me do it.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
One time when i was a kid i crank called some male stripper number from probably a porn magazine and said i was really into hairy guys and asking if they had any. I i think they replied in earnest until we started laughing. me and my best friend thought we were hilarious at the time. Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me7o3IAD8uw

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I usually just get naked at work without being asked. I have held like a hundred jobs over the last 15 years. Can't seem to hold one down and I am having a hard time figuring it out.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

ManBoyChef posted:

I usually just get naked at work without being asked. I have held like a hundred jobs over the last 15 years. Can't seem to hold one down and I am having a hard time figuring it out.

gag economy :jerkbag:

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

A documentary about this was just released on Netflix.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Cubone posted:

we watched a video about this in a psychology class I took, I think
I think in relation to the milgram experiment

the only part I remember was an interview with a fast food manager who fell for it and she was in tears like "for everybody watching this judging us saying 'how could they fall for this? how could they do such an awful thing?' all I can say is you weren't there... you weren't there 😭"

and even back then, when I was a lot more naive and a lot more self-doubting and a lot more prone to sympathy for people who'd done something wrong, I was like "hm... no. no, that's stupid."
sorry lady. I just don't believe you that you're somehow not stupid and kind of a lovely person in this situation, because the person on the phone was such a powerful vocal hypnotist or something. you're just pretty stupid and kind of a lovely person, and you did something stupid and lovely, and you should feel bad and not ever be in charge of other human beings ever again

I'm trying to imagine how stupid you'd have to be for it to be JUST stupidity and have given myself a headache

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

somebody answer the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xphxPPQXJKw

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The Grey posted:

A documentary about this was just released on Netflix.

What's it called

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Imagine linking the mobile version of wikipedia.

A self hating boomer.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




I havent heard this song in forever

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Smugworth posted:

What's it called

Boomers in Service Jobs: A lifetime original

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VinNYC82
Jan 26, 2004

This was done on an episode of Law and Order SVU. Robin Williams was the guest star of it. Great episode.

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