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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

The Official BYOB Post Rush of 2k23

HAPPY NEW YEAR....wait what the gently caress? you're reading thread OPs at 12:01am on january 1st and not slamming your fingers into your keyboard to honor the hammock kitty? if you aint posting thats gonna be a problem because IT'S TIME FOR A POST RUSH!!!!! woooooooohooooooooooooooooo

have you ever participated in a post rush??? no?? well :getin:

because it's time to loving poast

Wat the gently caress is a post rush

It's a thread where the object is to get a high score of posts! yuo can double post, triple post, quadruple post, hell you can make as many posts in a row as you want. the only limit is the forum database on how many pages this baby can rack up!!!!

so it's a bunch of bullshit? what

no its not bullshit it's a POST RUSH!!!!!!!! last year we raised approximately one frazillion dollars for RAINN by the sheer magic of posts (over $1000 to be exact) and this year we're trying for 365 days. the thread eternal. can we do it? it's all up to you now.

im gonna donate $100 to RAINN for 100 pages of the post rush. are you a bad enough byob to take the $100 challenge?

you tell me pal. 100 bucks to RAINN (or whatever you can give to a charity of your choice) if we make it to 100 page. it's gonna take dedication to the posting craft to get there. oh and also :siren:

i'm gonna donate a FREE forums upgrade to whoever comes out #1 in posts :siren:

whenever i check it at the 100 page mark. you want that hot new spring sig on the house? crack them knuckles and hunker down. can we get there before getting gassed? its all up 2 u now.

become one of these illustrious goons joining us on our way:

Holland Oates posted:

I'm in for a fuckin hundo, LET'S GOOOOO

rear end-penny posted:

I'm going to do the $100 challenge motherfuckers

let's fire up them posts

barnold fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jan 3, 2023

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 06:01

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 00:29

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

fuckin POSTING the new year

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 06:04

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

posting 4 byob

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 06:24

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

one thousand posts, handcrafted for you

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 15:23

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

posting for me, but not for thee

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 16:07

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

one page in front of the other. that's how we get through the year

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 16:43

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i've gotten the coffee. exciting development

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 17:15

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

more post, but no toast, because i didnt make any

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 17:15

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i did drink a big ol' glass of milk. not ashamed to say that on rare occasion i wake up and say to myself "you know what? i could chooch a big rear end glass of milk right now". and then i do it

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 17:16

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

for one post a minute you can make a difference

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 19:10

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

biosterous posted:

nah i don't really care for that one

i am less interested in the ones where it's just the song done normally but in a different style or soundfont

highly recommend checking this one out, it's a pure mad banger. you are in a rabbit hole i fell down when i was in high school looool (well like, i was listening to lots of chiptune and tracker versions)

https://inversephase.bandcamp.com/track/say-it-aint-sixty-fo

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 23:32

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

im loving posting

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 02:00

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

friendly reminder that you dont have to actually commit to a full one hundred dollars for one hundred pages but if you can spare anything at all ur a complete loving legend, just like phwoaaaaaar

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 02:03

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

fps_nug posted:

I have such a hard time justifying for an avatar lmfao. I just have it hidden from myself and pretend it's not there

oh i'll change ur avatar pal but no guarantees youre gonna like it :devil:

that or just win the 100 page posting championship and this prize can be yours

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 02:04

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

taking a shower doesn't initially sound like a good time to post but these are trying times

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 18:10

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

weould be posting more if i wasnt so sick. and i dont mean "tony hawk doing a 900" sick

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 19:31

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

piss

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 02:27

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Scuba Trooper posted:

i bought your colgate TOOTHPASTE. the one with TARTAR CONTROL. and it MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF poo poo!!

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 03:11

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

poo poo. I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
but I forgot who or what it was, I hosed up

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 15:09

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

fps nug I will chess you until you explode. this is your only warning. you will receive the bongcloud attack

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 18:17

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

actually i wont because chess dot com is the worst chess site ever created and it keeps auto-resetting my password even after i've done the account recovery three times

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 18:20

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

further proof that lichess is the only good place to play chess online

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 18:21

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i managed to log into chess dot com. drop the username and its chess time

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 18:42

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

fps_nug posted:

asbolutely email me at fpsnug@gmail.com and I will send a request. or just tell me your username

lol why would you give me your email and not just the username. is it a big secret

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 20:36

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

my chess dot com username is "xtcgames"

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 20:37

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

now lets fire up that chess

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 20:39

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

fps_nug posted:

bad to change my name as to not dox myself. sent you both invites

respek. accepted the game invite. now prepare to suck down my bongcloud

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 21:23

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

triple cack

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 21:55

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

chess.com is seriously the biggest piece of poo poo of all time lol. i keep getting disconnected and logged out. stinkee

highly recommend all yob chess players register on lichess instead. plus you get free game analysis and unlimited puzzles whereas chess.com makes you pay like $6/month for the same thing

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 22:42

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Manifisto posted:

just checking in, how's the post rush going???

dont ask questions you cant handle the answers to bub. you can't HANDLE the post rush

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 22:48

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

trank brink

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 23:38

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

chess byobs love a good sicilian. and as a sicilian myself, i'm all about it

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 00:22

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

oj simpson

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 03:45

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

im thinking the hot new fad is going to be saying "oj simpson" randomly. just inject it into your posts off the cuff. guaranteed to be a laugh

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 03:46

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

simulacrum of my rear end

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 15:46

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

dlrry posted:

SPACE GHOST!

space ghost post 2 post

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 18:08

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

thats it im locking the thread so chewb can no longer rack up so many posts. i want to win my own prize of one (1) epic avatar

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 21:38

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I want 1000 pages

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 21:49

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i have made nightmare blunders in both chess games because i am physically incapable of just not making moves when i'm busy doing other poo poo. if i could just wait until i can actually look at the board for more than 2 minutes at a time i would probably not be fuckin up like i currently am fuckin up

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 04:13

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 00:29

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

no idea unfortunately my goonsir. perhaps we can play further games on lichess where you can say "gently caress" and "poo poo" at will, if you are able to register there. my lichess username is "nugs_nugs_nugs". that's three nugs

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 18:54

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