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Sunk Dunk posted:bonus: some of her favorite movies in 94 as seen in her fan newsletter One of her favorite movies is Maverick? I think I’m in love
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Jan 1, 2023 18:04
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stephenthinkpad posted:I kind of want to send in a Monique G tape. Better money spent than paying for behind the scene video on Patreon. What is the best MonG movie hasn't been covered by RLM? She was in three "high school guys try to lose their virginity" genre of movies, send these. I mean, technically Bachelor Party also counts, but it's a real movie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089304/?ref_=ttls_li_tt Hot Moves 1984 R 1h 25m Comedy Four Venice Beach boys make a pact to lose their virginity before beginning their senior year of high school. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088800/?ref_=ttls_li_tt The Big Bet 1987 R 1h 30m Comedy Romance A 17-year-old high school student who's obsessed with sex tries to seduce both his beautiful older neighbor and the shy new girl in school over a bet, only to end up falling in love. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104879/?ref_=ttls_li_tt Miracle Beach 1992 R 1h 28m Comedy Romance A down-on-his luck beach bum asks a cute female genie to help him seduce the woman of his dreams only to realize that he might be looking in the wrong place.
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Jan 1, 2023 19:16
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Was it really that hard to get laid in the 80s, that there are, like, a thousand movies about guys forming pacts and asking genies for sex? If anything, I feel like it might have been easier
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Jan 1, 2023 19:18
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Miracle Beach is crazy, because there’s two cuts - a boner comedy R-rated cut starring Dean Cameron (who did a bunch of boner comedies at the time and was in the Always Sunny episode where they go to a ski resort expecting a boner comedy experience), and then there’s a PG cut that focuses more on the genie played by Ami Dolenz (The Monkees Mickey Dolenz’s daughter) that’s supposed to be, like, a romantic movie for teenage girls maybe? Now that’s what I call efficiency!! Weirdly enough, the music industry rediscovered this a few years ago. They take a song, say, it’s a modern tweeter pop song. You can play it on top40 stations. Now hire Snoop to come in and spit a few verses, you can use those to get rotation on more stations. The singer used to be a country/Christian artist, so you cut those verses and maybe dial back the beat to get rotation on those stations, too.
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Jan 1, 2023 20:58
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Back to the Future 2 was the best one by far. The wacky future was hilarious and interesting, then you get the dark Trump-tower present, which is great, and then you get him interacting with himself in the past, which is so interesting I'm shocked they didn't use it again. It's great. BttF3 is the boring one. It's entirely set in the old west! Come on, show me some Dinos or something! It's the third movie and they didn't blow it out Bill and Ted style? Awful.
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Jan 1, 2023 21:22
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I just realized that Biff betting flawlessly on like a dozen sports games in a row would have had some kind of butterfly effect and probably changed the winner of later games somehow. I scrap of paper that said “buy Bitcoin and sell in 2020” would have been better.
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Jan 2, 2023 00:06
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billymumphrey posted:Shirley the almanac would change, just like the photo of the family, doc's tombstone, other newspapers do as they're 'correcting' the timeline... Mind blown. Someone gotta get a YouTube video out with this theory
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Jan 2, 2023 02:42
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I’d like to get a sense of how common this sentiment is: Even as a kid I was bored to death by those live action Disney movies. They’re dire. Just awful, so boring with cheesy special effects and unbelievably bad jokes. No redeeming features. But I’ve met a lot of people who loved them as kids, and had a lot of fond memories. Are they decent kids movies, or was I just a cold hearted child
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Jan 2, 2023 15:08
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NorgLyle posted:There are some really excellent parts of Godfather 2 but it is overstuffed and the good parts are actually largely incidental to the 'plot'. The part where young Vito ices that dude at the feast of San Genaro is the best part of both movies. But GF1 is the better movie
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Jan 2, 2023 15:47
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Jay's views on the Korean War are controversial, to say the least, but I appreciate how Truth Social doesn't censor any viewpoint
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Jan 3, 2023 04:34
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Did you make that joke prior to 1930, because I’m afraid it may have just entered public domain
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Jan 3, 2023 06:11
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colonelwest posted:Yeah it’s got to be an ego thing for most of them, they just can’t stand to go quietly into retirement. It’s especially weird with Harrison Ford, since he seems to absolutely hate Hollywood and every movie he’s in now. Never knew i had so much in common with him
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Jan 3, 2023 06:30
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colonelwest posted:Harrison Ford will literally die on the set of some lovely Marvel movie. It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the slop. -- Chairman Kathleen Kennedy, "Ethics for Tomorrow"
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Jan 3, 2023 15:56
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Quantum of Phallus posted:lmfao It was the awful cringey dialogue that got me more than the dumb monster
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Jan 4, 2023 18:43
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Sir Lemming posted:Did I do this right You perfectly recreated that left/right, authoritarianism/libertarianism internet chart
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Jan 4, 2023 19:55
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DangerDummy! posted:Looking for some decent movies with Robert Forster. I saw El Camino and Jackie Brown recently, and he really captured my attention in those. I watched Wolf of Snow Hollow with my wife last night, and he was not very good in it. Kinda no one is, but it's a weird rear end movie and it makes some really bizarre character choices. Vigilante, Mulholland Drive
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Jan 5, 2023 05:07
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Beastie posted:They're also heavily pushing their Shorts feature. I've opened the app and its opened straight to an already playing short, not the home screen. It was obnoxious They’re awful and they’ve all been short alpha males selling self help to high schoolers after whatever the thing you wanted to watch was
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Jan 6, 2023 01:10
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Sunk Dunk posted:thinking about doing 0 work today What’s it like being in both Star Wars AND Indiana Jones
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Jan 6, 2023 16:52
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Hackers film 1995 posted:lol ive never even heard of tru calling. like galifinakis and of course liked dushku in the 2000s. no idea what she is up to now Something something joss Whedon casting couch
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Jan 6, 2023 18:28
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Hackers film 1995 posted:hmmm. i wonder what jessica alba is up to these days… Still would
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Jan 6, 2023 20:01
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QoP, I fear you have just opened yourself up to an internet fine tooth comb across your tastes. I actually really respect the ratings you gave theee movies. No extra stars for established reputations, pure hatred for unearned bombast or pretentious. Might not agree with everything but I can see exactly how you got there. One star for Ferris bueller? Respect.
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Jan 7, 2023 01:26
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Sunk Dunk posted:I’m a very harsh critic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lax_QeOS5hg
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Jan 7, 2023 06:08
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(Surprised) "They're gay now!" (Incredulous) "They're gay now?" (Resigned) "They're gay now."
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Jan 7, 2023 20:13
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They barely won their litigation when they got sued for ripping off King Kong, not sure they want to poke the beast more But real answer is that they just now made a Mario movie. Japanese companies move slowly
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Jan 7, 2023 22:27
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That wasn’t a Mario movie, that was a masterpiece
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Jan 7, 2023 22:32
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That’s why Mario couldn’t show emotion and had to make clear that his name was Mario Mario
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Jan 7, 2023 22:36
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:There was, it was just called Wreck-It Ralph. Wow, yeah, full circle there But in case you thought I was joking, there really was a lawsuit where Nintendo got sued for Donkey Kong. Their lawyer did such a good job they named a game character out of him.
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Jan 7, 2023 22:46
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No Mods No Masters posted:The thing is though, there were some parts in star wars 8 that didn't make much sense  Pretty bold claim, duder. Never heard anything like this before. Gonna need you to debate this by posting your thoughts in excruciating detail
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Jan 8, 2023 00:59
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Weird to name your dick “one polish person”
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Jan 8, 2023 03:07
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That DICK! posted:i aint seen the first two pines Marty knocked it over with the car
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Jan 8, 2023 22:15
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Lol Mike believes in ghosts and subscribes to Twitter blue He m ight be the most gullible man in Wisconsin
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Jan 9, 2023 01:36
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Jerry Seinfeld did everything he could to ruin Bobcat Goldthwait’s career for mentioning the girlfriend once “What’s the DEAL with people who have a problem with THIS little number?”
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Jan 9, 2023 01:46
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Sunk Dunk posted:i wish i was more attractive like dagless Then your new hobby should really be working out and making healthy meals
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Jan 9, 2023 01:59
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LanceHunter posted:I think part of the issue is that after the 90s, the culture was 100% tapped out on the kind of "alien encounter" thing that was a big part of ET's DNA. The X-Files had really driven the whole thing into the ground, and Johnny Carson* had finally retired and was no longer giving alien abductees (and psychics, and other new age kooks) a chance to appear in the majority of American homes every night. Just look at the Joe Rohan podcast today
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Jan 9, 2023 15:49
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Those orcs were just tourists seeing the sights in Minas Tirith
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Jan 9, 2023 17:01
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Quantum of Phallus posted:https://twitter.com/WillSloanEsq/status/1612531480973942799?s=20&t=e9htW_GMd8JaJKkBwJ0x4w The hierarchy of power in the DV universe has changed
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Jan 9, 2023 21:17
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*cameraphone video of the rock sitting in a truck with wraparound sunglasses* “Ok guys I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of hearing Lebron’s opinions on the hierarchy of power in the DC universe!!”
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Jan 9, 2023 23:41
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Murdstone posted:Have you heard the good news about Black Adam? I keep hearing about how he's shaking up the power level of the DC universe!
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There are a lot of terrible actors out there, it’s true. Still, acting isn’t that hard. Being an actor, though, is incredibly difficult and soul crushing
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