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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

MarcusSA posted:

This is bullshit it’s not 2023 yet

It is in the civilised world

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

priznat posted:

VHS tapes sucked so bad and I'm glad they're dead. They were loving expensive for the longest time too! At least when DVDs launched they were pretty cheap.

I have so many DVDs and I can't bring myself to chuck em even though they are essentially worthless.

They will be immensely valuable when streaming fucks out somewhere around the end of May.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Outpost22 posted:

1. Rich
2. Gabrielle Monique
3. Eva Green
4. Anne Hathaway
5. Christina Hendricks
6. Josh

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

priznat posted:

Combined Netflix/HBO max crap out?

Yah, and Disney plus is losing millions and millions of dollars every month and the precious CEO was hiding the losses lol

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What's this thread about

Not much, what U about, cutie?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

X JAKK posted:

Happy new year new thread, heres to me being less addicted to weed and sugar and whacking it this year and making tons more it is a showses yay

These two seem mutually exclusive

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Wolfsheim posted:

The Nukie video made me want to watch BttF so my SO and I watched the first two last night and my hot take is that BttF2 is pretty bad

I remember it being rough but like 90% of the movie is just him interacting with Biff and frankly Biff isn't an interesting enough character to warrant that kind of screen time

The movie also ends with a commercial for BttF3 'coming summer 1990' even on the current streaming version which made me lol

Flying car, hoverboard, old man biff as Trump, Marty watching his own mum trying to gently caress him from the outside.

U wrong

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

arsenicCatnip posted:

a modern BTTF remake would definitely replace the sports almanac with like, the history of crypto or some other gay poo poo like that

Between this bullshit and people posting sarcasm tags and other absolute nonsense we're gonna need a twitter refugee style guide pinned at the top of the forums.

"Being dumb as poo poo costs you $10" is probably all it really needs to be.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

colonelwest posted:

TYPICAL WOKE HOLLYWOOD!!



Please don't post sunk dunk's real time assassination coordinates

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Evil Dead 2
Batman Returns

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

Deadline: Jeremy Renner In “Critical But Stable” Condition In Reno After Weather-Related Accident While Plowing Snow

The JR app must be blowing the gently caress up right now

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

kalel posted:

don't blame it on the sunshine
don't blame it on the moonlight
don't blame it on the good times
*does a twirl and points finger guns at the next poster to let them bring it home*

I just want you to know that this was a selfless, generous post and you should feel good about doing it.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Actors at that level have an entire industry built around them of agents, management, hangers on, assistants etc etc. If they stop working all those people stop having jobs. It's literally the same as closing down a small business. I'd imagine that's what keeps Hanks going as he's not a piece of poo poo. Everyone else? Greed, debt, narcissism, fear of being forgotten and becoming a normie.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Once you're in SAG, don't you only have to pay the union dues to stay in? Seth Romatelli still keeps his SAG membership, and he hasn't been in anything in almost a decade.

You absolutely lose sag health insurance if you're not actively working. There's heaps of stories of Actors taking absolute dogshit roles at the last minute so they can keep getting insulin or whatever.

From the SAG website:

Loss of coverage

You lose coverage if: You do not continue to meet the minimum earnings or days worked requirements during your designated base earnings period, or. You do not pay your premium by the required payment date.


Fix your broken rear end health system so Bruce Willis can retire you monsters.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Gripweed posted:

That wouldn't work for a number of reasons. First off, TV shows are collaborative efforts. What if an actor brings a different take on a character than you expected, and it doesn't jibe with the developments you've planned years in advance? Sure, you can just do those developments anyway, like they did with Game of Thrones. But as I recall, people didn't like that. What if something works on screen better than you expected. Like with Breaking Bad, the plan was for Jessie to die in season 1. They wisely decided that was a terrible idea when they saw Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston working together on screen.

Also, if the plan requires multiple seasons, how the gently caress are you supposed to secure funding for that? Studios don't sign on to make five seasons of a show. They sign on for one season at most and then a second if it does well or gets a lot of good press or if the studio feels very confident in it as they see it in production.

But let's say you come up with a seven season plan, but you only get five seasons? Do you just stop? That's going to leave everyone unhappy. Or you could do like Fringe and jump ahead to the last season and it loving sucks.

Basically, your idea is completely unreasonable.

Everything in this post is completely incorrect. Just wildly wrong and not thought out at all.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

I’m creatively bankrupt I need ideas for a good video to spend my time on so I don’t turn my car on in the garage

If you do this you better do it good:
The rise of YouTube film critique changing audience's relationship with media for the worse. Things like the plinkett reviews and cinemasins giving people an adversarial attitude where they spend the whole film trying to find "plotholes". Usually these just show the viewer wasn't paying attention, has no media literacy, or is generally dumb as gently caress. At very best it's the equivalent of someone standing up at a magic show and screaming "you didn't even really cut her in half!!!!you loving suck, dickhead!!!"

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

DaysBefore posted:

All you aspiring entertainment people take notes when Kingo speaks. They've been slaving away working 19 hours days editing all the racist rants and accidental rear end in a top hat bleaching footage out of Real Housewives of Auckland so they're the real deal.

This guy gets it.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

mike deep-throating the rear end end of a giant gummy worm is a nuanced criticism of consumer culture



Milo and POTUS posted:

yeah it's good

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Weirdest YouTube sponsorship: athletic greens.
Every single person on YouTube looks like absolute poo poo (except Jay) and they're not gonna convince me drinking lawn clippings is going to make me a buff superman.

Movie to feel good: Transformers animated 1985.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Pretty wild that even after being run over by a snow plow Jeremy Renner still has his hair perfectly styled in the form of someone paying off his lifted truck by being team leader in a cellphone provider call centre.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I have decided I am in fact going to stream 1986 John Woo/ Chow Yun-fat movie A Better Tomorrow, starting... right about now! https://discord.gg/RVsqzEX4

If you are filled with rage, Falling Down could be a good shout

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

except it only made 5milli on a 35 milli budget

opps

The clouds parted cause the movie couldn't make it rain

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
So has YouTube decided they can make more in subscription revenue for premium than advertising? Because the advertising has become so loving ridiculous it's unwatchable without a premium account. I've tried to watch a bunch of concerts over the past week and every second song has an ad shoved in the middle. Songs don't really work with a random subway ad shoved in at some random point in the second verse.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

i have normal rear end ublock origin and it blocks all youtube ads

I don't watch things on the computer, I'm not a fuckin nerd

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

IronicDongz posted:

feel free to ignore the obvious solution to your problem I guess

I'm not sure completely changing my entire lifestyle/viewing habits/buying more poo poo and rearranging my home is really the obvious solution.

Thanks Col. And Beastie that's the dirt I was digging for

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Watched The Wonder. Absolutely astounded that a movie so cowardly and apologetic about its own existence could happily spew the worst dogshit offensive takes on some of the worst poo poo humanity has done.

Massive spoilers:

if you are making a movie about incestuous child molestation and the exploitation of victims by the church, the wealthy/powerful, and their own families, you don't need cutesy fourth wall breaks by a minor character. I know you were aiming for jodorowsky but you didn't even hit Deadpool

the first if these fourth wall breaks at the very start of the movie tells us not to be too hard on the villains as they were doing what they thought was best at the time. These villains are a mother psycholologically abusing her child and then starving her to death, the church preventing any help for her, and a doctor who thinks the kid is gonna make him rich.

a major theme of the film is the damage done to the Irish by the English, the famine etc. The end of the movie is and English woman heroically removing the kid from the ignorant, superstitious Irish so she can be saved from them. I didn't think a film would endorse the stolen generation practice in 2022 but here we are.

gently caress that director and the dummy who wrote the book in the first place.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Charles Ford posted:

Personally after that opening I just shut it off and never watched it.

The only winning play.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

oh cmon nobody's name is mia goth

It's-a Mia, Gothio!

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Gripweed posted:

Ater watching the movie I think I've realized why it really seems to rub some people the wrong way. Why they dismiss it as too formulaic or not having produced enough memes or whatever other meaningless criticism.

Avatar is not a white savior movie. It's about the craziest white boy to ever do it. And I think there are a lot of white boys out there who, deep down, suspect that if they were in that position they wouldn't be able to do it. They wouldn't even try to do it. So they have to tear down Avatar because they don't want to face the reality that if they were on Pandora they wouldn't be riding an Ikran, they'd be in the office sipping coffee while the world burned.

-Gripweed

Don't sign your posts

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

What stupid loving rear end in a top hat is typing up essays defending avatar?

Ah, checks out

No no, he's right, if you don't want to gently caress the blue cat people you simply must be an incel. There's no other possibility.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

AEMINAL posted:

Could you guys please recommend me some random good movies to watch?

I just watched the menu and it was so predictable and dull.

Watching Pig and Mandy back to back rn and it's baffling how they have a lower IMDB score

Please, good movies...

Let me tell you about a little series of movies that tell.a tale from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

how would we get the ape to do karate

If we can get him to be in a hardcore or metal band we just need to wait 15 years and his social media will fill up with posts of him doing BJJ (Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, they get really upset if you assume it means blow job job).

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Cubone posted:

I rate the concept of not using ratings to summarize the quality of a piece of art an 8/10

Cubone you scoundrel!

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

roomtone posted:

the only things i remember my mum trying to stop me watching were south park and clueless, because she thought they had bad morals. i didn't even really want to watch clueless it was just on tv one day and she demanded it be turned off.

I'm sorry roomtone, but...

your mother's a bitch

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

can someone pick a new hobby for me. i tried virtual racing but i realized i suck rear end

Learn an instrument or a language

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

No Mods No Masters posted:

The people have no patience for nebula. They only want tubi, qibi, mubi, etc.

Please sign up for my new doc streaming service Nubi

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

TheSwizzler posted:

googled "netflix cancels" and:

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/inside-job-canceled-netflix-one-season-1235482184/

shame, their one halfway watchable animated slop but they'll give nick kroll and the brickleberry assholes another 12 kicks at the can

Well if the other series want the same treatment as the Nick Krolls, they should just make sure their dad uses the same high end escort service as the Netflix C suite too.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Cubone posted:

m.o.d.o.k. stands for "mental organism designed only for killing" but he does other stuff besides killing. in fact, I don't know if I've ever seen him killing. whoever designed him for only killing must have been bad at their job. thanks for reading

Curious Ungulate Born Only for Nitpicking Excrement

Checks out

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Cubone posted:

think before you speak

No

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