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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Games? In MY New Year???

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If you had to physically beat up a video game, which one would you beat up and why



I'm going to say Prince of Persia 2 on the ps2. Chill out, Prince, it's okay to smile my friend.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Mr Hootington posted:

Road rash movie

I'm just thinking The Raid: Redemption but with motorcycles



I would like to see this movie.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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FirstAidKite posted:

What if instead it was Torque 2

Torque is so good

I can say I never even gave it a chance. I was probably a snobby dweeb 16 year old who thought motorcycles were beneath him.



Shoulda gotten more wedgies to get me off my high horse

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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exquisite tea posted:

Torque has barely anything to do with motorcycles.

Then I'm completely lost in the weeds

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

The AI dps is terrible at playing ffxiv

I keep telling you I'm not an AI.:smith:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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but the tags duke, the tags!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Draga posted:

Papa Nier is a craggy Gary Busey looking dude talking about friendship and it rules. Plus, it's always great to hear Jamieson Price.

:hai:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I need to beat that dang game

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cool game, shame I will never play it



Honestly even with the limited exclusivity I'm just tired of this dog and pony show with Sony.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Feels Villeneuve posted:

I have decided to spend all of my money supporting "Virtual You Tuber"

Weird way to say "more exciting entries in the Yakuza/Like a Dragon franchise" but have it your way

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Aerosmith convinced me one time that music was a weapon to be used against the new world order and man I've been cranking the volume up lately and all I get are calls from angry neighbor.

I've always been told the arcade version of that game was the only way to play, but all I've ever experienced was the apparently bad port to Genesis.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

Pinball sucks @$$. It's 2023... no one cares about "achieving" "high scores"

If you've never experienced the endorphin high that comes when a voice screams "MULTI-BALL!!!" and the game goes absolutely bonkers then I feel bad for you, friend.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

Heh I guess my brain chemicals are just a little more refined, "friend"

All this time I've been riding coach on the gaming plane and I never even knew

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Feels Villeneuve posted:

all four 'A's stand for AIDS

"Yes im here to buy the latest AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS game, do you have any in stock?"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Infinitum posted:

Oh yeah? Name every video game!

Bubsy 1

Bubsy 2


Ah poo poo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I choked on my drink

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I need +0.3% circumstantial damage against enemies that have jumped while holding a knife


More randomized loot

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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NIER has four endings. You'll know when you hit your own personal stopping point, and if you're sick like me you'll press on with a mad glimmer in your eyes.


That's really all I personally have to say about it. Enjoy it as much as you'd like, or as little as you'd prefer. There are no wrong answers, just play games.:madmax:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Gripweed posted:

OK seriously why are you guys acting like the idea of playing through multiple routes of the same story to get the whole thing is like, some kind of secret new idea that must be guarded?

I'm not guarding anything, just trying to simplify it. I can go further in depth if you want? It's an old dang game, I don't mind. Admittedly I did not play its remake.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Oxxidation posted:

he's playing automata, not the original nier

Oh lmao

Then yeah ignore me

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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[Bowsette post]

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Gaius Marius posted:

I've now played a game, be aware thread

Reported, enjoy your time in the game slammer

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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verbal enema posted:

that looks like dogturds sorry

just make a skating game imo

I'm worried about the dogs you've seen

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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hatty posted:

Can I join Bridget’s gang?

Me too

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Viewtiful Jew posted:

https://twitter.com/PlayAvengers/status/1616563929555292161

Everything that was ever in the game's marketplace is going to be gifted to players for free.

So really the only real losers here are...anyone who ever spent money in the in-game store to support the game. No refunds if you already bought a cosmetic or more.

So buy a physical copy. Got it.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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kill jester

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Teddie went Bearzerk and I laughed at it

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

Ahhhh who caressss about this dumb gameeee

Looks like a few people ITT

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

pure psychos

I mean I don't care about the game this is the games chat where we talk about games so chatting about even psycho games should not be forbidden

games

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I want to apologize to everyone who has valid reasons for not getting the Harry Potter game while I'm sitting here not having liked anything about the wizard kid since the books first came out. Sucks to have to re-evaluate your enjoyment with a franchise due to a large portion of it being crafted by a nutjob.



It'd be like for me if Sonic the Hedgehog as a brand became synonymous with odd corners of the internet that have such sights to show you. oh



EDIT: I'm going to start Forbidden West tonight

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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mutata posted:

What's up, rage-gamers! What are we complaining about today, eh?

Posting

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Feldegast42 posted:

Do you know if your children are posting!? More at 10

I have a 7 month old. If I saw him posting, even once, it would have to be time to consider military school

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

What tv shows does the world need atm?

Gargoyles 2, Gargoyles Jr

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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That celebrity? You guessed it, Miss Pac Man

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Super Mario

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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i sold a tf2 Medic hair/hat thing to someone for 40 bucks a decade ago, I think. Helped me through the holiday season, since money was always tight around then for me

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jay Rust posted:

I liked the part in ragnarok where kratos f*cks the two topless ladies in his cabin and the accompanying minigame

Press X to say "oooh yeah baby"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Disappointed in your review, Jay

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gently caress em anyway

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