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Internet Explorer posted:Break a leg.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 19:55 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:27 |
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KozmoNaut posted:"Urgent" is even better, it sends people a reminder every 20 minutes. It's better than that. Every 2 minutes for 20 minutes. At least, that's what my notification options says. Wizard of the Deep posted:Yea, this isn't normal or healthy, and the business is likely to start experiencing significant financial hardships unless several people who are not you manage to resolve their cranial/anal intersection. And if you want to do one last thing to attempt to help the company, and I totally get why you would, put all of that you just unloaded into your resignation. Tell them exactly WHY you are resigning. It's possible, even likely, nothing will change, but it definitely won't change if you don't tell them. If you've already told them, well, then tell them "gently caress you, you didn't listen."
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 23:30 |
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Renegret posted:We're offering 5 gig home internet now and the overwhelming opinion of this is, it's complete overkill, but we're all afraid to say that we'll never need it because we've all been burnt before. AT&T is offering "Hyper-Gig" or whatever in my area, but I've got 1GB already, and don't really need that. I only got it over 500MB because the 1GB comes with unlimited data. Below that has a data cap, and the cost for getting unlimited on 500GB makes it the same price as 1GB, so...
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 19:53 |
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A Frosty Witch posted:A second round of interviews at my dream job just came in. Sweet! Good luck!
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 23:11 |
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:That depends entirely on the structure of the acquisition. It's entirely possible for your boss and entire management structure to be replaced without directly changing the entity who signs your paycheck and who you have an employment contract with. Nobody likes to do that because it's messy as hell, but it is doable. Lol, “employment contract” in the US of A. At least for anything les than Veep. Edit: which RFC might have been! I don’t know.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 20:26 |
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Just because the contract says they can fire you for any reason or no reason doesn't make it less contractual. They can tell you that 'your new boss will be X', but they can't say 'your new employer will be Y' and actually do it without you signing something. Either side can zero notice quit the contact, but one side absolutely cannot renegotiate specific terms unilaterally. Basic US contract law prohibits that. Contracts at all don’t exist until one gets to the executive level. Literally every job I’ve ever had, admittedly all in Texas, so perhaps not the best example, explicitly stated in the HR paperwork that no one beside the CEO of the company had authority to even *make* a contract with employees. That said, no company can just… sell a job to another company, much less the employee. Renegret posted:Would it be unprofessional if I closed a ticket by saying it's so stupid it made my brain hurt? “Listen, all I want to do is <some wildly incorrect interpretation of something they read or heard on a tech channel>.”
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 20:23 |
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Arquinsiel posted:Sounds like someone wants their Minecraft server to be accessible to the internet and doesn't quite understand how to make that happen. That would be a classic A-B problem. Don't tell me what you *think* you need to do or how you *think* you want to do it. Tell me what you want to accomplish, and *I'll* tell you how we can get there.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 21:01 |
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I literally just got the real-life equivalent of the "Website is Down - Webdude vs Sales Guy" the file at the tip of the penis. Lady had been complaining about her machine being slow, etc. for like a week (it's not the machine, it's Teams and her rural Kentucky internet... but I'm tired of arguing) so I get her on One Drive, synching, and send her a loaner laptop, then have her send me the current machine. This sentence took over a week to accomplish, BTW. She is literally the Sales Dude. Not just non-technical, but, like a helpless person I'm surprised made it to adulthood, much less a job. At any rate, despite every file being synched to One Drive, she can't find a file or three on the loaner because she doesn't know what they are named, just where they are on her desktop. Not even in a folder for that particular customer. Thankfully, I hadn't wiped the old machine yet, so we just take a look and I sent them to her (even though they were literally already there in One Drive... :eyeroll:) They were of course "Copy of <whatever>.xls". Just, like, ALL the cliches. Agrikk posted:
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 16:52 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Sounds like they got tired of you making everyone else look bad.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 22:52 |
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Unexpected Raw Anime posted:Our apartment management company just sent us an email blast that theyre going to be installing "SMART HOME TECHNOLOGY" in all of the units and I really wish I could tell them that no, I'm perfectly happy with my early-2000s thermostat and do not want any of this bullshit in my residence Hell, slip the installer $20 to not install the new thermostat.
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 18:05 |
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Amazon is already on my shot list when they discontinued the Cloud Cam, which I got solely because it was on sale and was one of two cameras that worked with Amazon Key, and replaced it with a (free) Blink cam that does not work with Key. [I]And[/] requires a monthly or annual fee to use at all. They’re next tier cameras will work with Key, but are stupid expensive. So I got a set of refurbished Wyze cameras, since I already have their doorbell, and put one in the garage. They can record to SD locally. They do motion detection, and I could pay the sub to record to the cloud, which I may do. My main consideration was to *not* pay Amazon, because gently caress them for that rug pull. One camera of the three is currently unused, but I put one as a monitoring camera on my 3D printer, where it works admirably.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 20:02 |
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klosterdev posted:A ticket came in: "Cannot connect to wife" rafikki posted:“Did you try turning her on?” This is excellent.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 19:22 |
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Weedle posted:are you loving serious? what are the model numbers so we know to never buy them "HP" Just don't buy any of them.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 21:58 |
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Wizard of the Deep posted:When your attempts at erudition fail,
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 23:41 |
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Renegret posted:There's a ticket here that got escalated to my group in closed status, with weekly angry updates from the call center complaining it's out of SLA and that we need to provide an update. Why would you be expected to do anything with or about a *closed* ticket, regardless?
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 18:52 |
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klosterdev posted:"IT is not a revenue generating department" No, we are a revenue enabling department. Just see how far you get without us,
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 21:59 |
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Aw, gently caress yeah.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 20:39 |
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Arquinsiel posted:Thanksgiving gets them started early. Oh, we get started before Halloween, now. Which ticks me off. I like Halloween, and I like Thanksgiving. Let them be their own holidays, rather than "pre-Christmas". Christmas starts on Black Friday *at the earliest*. Don't even get those decorations out of the attic before that. Jaded Burnout posted:My local supermarket filling the seasonal aisle with christmas stuff on August 31st was the last straw for me. Retail has gotten more and more desperate to try and save the year with holiday sales.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 16:52 |
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Shugojin posted:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Username/avatar combo?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 17:38 |
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The Fool posted:What is clear and obvious to you is not always clear and obvious to someone else. Similarly, we include a printed-from-Word username/password welcome page. Just easier. The manager always gets the same email I get with the new employee's username and password, but about half of them ignore it because it comes from HR, despite them, you know, having hired someone new. Everyone always ignores emails from HR or IT.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 18:47 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Onboarding is not an IT task, it is a line manager task. Line manager gets the laptop and the credentials (temporary access pass if you're on board with all that) and gives them to the new hire when they turn up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAa.... wooo... TLDR: LOL. LMFAO, even. Zorak of Michigan posted:Every time you make your process foolproof, you meet a better fool.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 22:22 |
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Deuce posted:Don't shame my Outlook rules I'm going to. Shaming them right now. SHAME. Kurieg posted:They got rid of our desk phones and gave us all software phones. What is "an phone"? I kid. We had desk phones until about 2022, when we finally got everything migrated to an 8x8 cloud-based phone system, and switched to softphones except in Team Rooms and Conference Rooms. SO much easier to manage than Avaya's archaic poo poo. For one thing, an actual working softphone for Macs, and an easily setup app for mobile. We also switches from Zoom to Teams about that time, but I don't think that had much impact with regard to phones.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 21:06 |
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sfwarlock posted:The latest: the monitor has returned! It was magically under the desk this AM. I'm guessing someone figured out they couldn't suddenly be using it and also probably couldn't sneak it out. I'm going to guess this is all in the Sales department, isn't it?
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 20:45 |
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A Frosty Witch posted:This was always the most infuriating part of working in IT. The largest telecom company in the world does not give a poo poo about a small business in rural Alabama, please stop trying to get me to bully them into fixing their multi-million dollar outage faster. Karens always think they get better/faster service if the complain more loudly to people who not only can't do anything about the problem, but also don't give a poo poo. And are certain to note who the Karens are and go out of their way to make their experience miserable next time. They just never figure out why they have sub-par experiences.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 22:57 |
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ChubbyThePhat posted:You work in an episode of Community. That sums it up right there.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 22:26 |
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sfwarlock posted:I mean, it's HIPAA, I don't think HR is even allowed to ask. If they have a nice dentist who'll write them a nice three-day weekend note... Thank you for that trip down memory lane (the link cleverly hidden as a period.) And it was neat to see Dirt Road Junglist’s art again.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 21:28 |
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sfwarlock posted:The new hire, and I only know because I got the ticket to change his stuff in inventory from building/floor/cube to wfh/longterm. Guess he/his boss decided being in general population wasn't a good idea with the lunatics you have loose in your office. Kyrosiris posted:Honestly that sounds like the best outcome to me. Still get your requested gear, but don't have to work in the office with a bunch of literal children.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 16:28 |
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Internet Explorer posted:Because when Congress changed DST in 2007 they phased it in and the day changed by a week for like a decade. A lot of DST had static dates that couldn't be changed and part of that big disaster was adding flexible dates. Holy poo poo I remember that. Internet Explorer posted:Also that post made me feel very very old. Eh. dragonshardz posted:DST is stupid. fake edit: changing the time is stupid. Leaving it as it is now, on DST, is pro. I give a poo poo about it being dark when I go to work. I want light in the evening so I can do poo poo outside after work. AlexDeGruven posted:There are so many reasons I'd rather be in Ireland. If only they (or anyone else) would have us filthy Americans (I'm assuming you're American, which I guess I should not do.) My mother-in-law can claim citizenship by way of an ancestor, but I've got nothing, and, as noted, IT != critical job. Sywert of Thieves posted:DST sucks and I want to stop changing my loving clocks twice a year. I don't care what the clock says when the sun rises or sets, either permanently on or off is fine. I never understood what changing the clocks was supposed to accomplish. Just change what time everyone goes in to work (not that that really matters anymore with so much shift work, WFH, gig work, etc.) if you really want more daylight at one end or another. Leave the damned clocks alone. sfwarlock posted:I live in San Francisco. If not for DST, dawn would be before 5 am for two months, mid-May to mid-July. If permanent DST, dawn would be after 8 am - after I get to work - for about three months, 11/23 - 2/13. eh, California isn't a real place anyway. but I really enjoyed the two weeks I was loaned to Mattel there. Let me tell you, being from TX, and having only experienced the Gulf waters, the ocean being cold was a literal shock.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 21:45 |
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GreenNight posted:I've been in IT for over 20 years and I barely know what I don't know. 35 years. I barely know what I know.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 17:32 |
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Entropic posted:Oh boy, look what Glassdoor did What in the actual gently caress? The whole point is to be able to bag on your company anonymously. Thanks Ants posted:Well that will kill the platform, congratulations to all involved
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 18:05 |
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Dog Faced JoJo posted:Look at all these cynical buttholes... You clearly have not had to work with printers, much less *someone else's* printer.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 19:59 |
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tokenbrownguy posted:I'm the rare goon with medical insurance, it was just the copays for like three appointments I think. I want to ask if you work with me, but I know those damned things are everywhere. We use a big one at each location for asset tags, and a little one for UPS labels.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 23:01 |
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sfwarlock posted:What is it about sitting at a computer that makes people's brains stop working? We have a third-party service that will integrate with AD for SSO Real Soon Now, but in the meantime people need to log in separately. I always wonder if they are just as incompetent in their actual job at that point, and then contemplate how they are probably paid more than I am. Then I drink. TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I pronounce the first syllable of Entra the same as Entry, but not long ago I was helping someone with MS Authenticator and they said their account was labeled awn-tra. Our own people couldn’t seem to agree on how to pronounce Azure. Az-yoor, Uh-zhour, A-jhoor…
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 21:19 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:27 |
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A ticket came in:quote:Subject Desktop / Laptop (NABU only) Yes? He’s bitching about our patching. It asks to restart when an update requires it, but gives you until 6 PM to do so, and can be exited a day 2 times. Unless he’s delayed the restart already, he doesn’t *have* to restart. Also, if he hits the restart now, he didn’t have to wait for the timer to restart - he can just, you know, restart. I agree that multiple restarts are annoying, but some updates have to be installed after other updates. That’s just a thing that happens. It’s probably likely he ignored some updates for a while, though.
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