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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So... Renner in person appearance at the Oscars (OMG he's so brave!!!) or webcam? he'll be in person and no one will even remember he was injured
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So... Renner in person appearance at the Oscars (OMG he's so brave!!!) or webcam? He's gonna get wheeled in there on a hospital bed like that one Guilty Gear character
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I noticed in the CNN article they’re referring to him in the past tense.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So... Renner in person appearance at the Oscars (OMG he's so brave!!!) or webcam? Renner's so hosed up his next appearance is going to be as Robocop.
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Blunt chest trauma. Sounds like it rolled on him.
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He's going to turn into a stalker from Half Life 2
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Interesting tone in this thread.
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PyPy posted:Blunt chest trauma. Sounds like it rolled on him. loving snitch rear end snow plow
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Imagine if every person in America could have access to world class medical care and not just the rich and the super heroes I bet it would actually cost less than the current system but I’m just an npc so what do I know
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Jeremy Renner screaming in profound agony as the snow plow teaches him the meaning of comeuppance
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I fought the plow and the PLOW WON.
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PyPy posted:Interesting tone in this thread. You know what. This post. This post did it. Jeremy Renner, whether or not a weird maybe Christian nerd or guaranteed wife abuser was a HUMAN BEING. A human who everyone believed was destroyed by a bomb made from an old missle buried next to a weeping Afghani child. Turns out thats not how he really died and its not okay to make wild irreverent jokes about a guy who was just trying to shovel snow and was blown away into a snowdrift by a sudden huge gust of wind and his pants fell down also while this happened and he suffocated whilst also dying of whats known medically as "frozen rear end and balls". Cmon GBS are we not better than this?
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Das Boo posted:I fought the plow and the (Breaking bones making a ski run,)
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I saw Jeremy Renner in my dreams, he reaches out and his fingers were all clubbed n hosed up like irl
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His future comic book movie appearances will be credited to Jeremy Rendered
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Poohs Packin posted:You know what. This post. This post did it. Jeremy Renner, whether or not a weird maybe Christian nerd or guaranteed wife abuser was a HUMAN BEING. A human who everyone believed was destroyed by a bomb made from an old missle buried next to a weeping Afghani child. Turns out thats not how he really died and its not okay to make wild irreverent jokes about a guy who was just trying to shovel snow and was blown away into a snowdrift by a sudden huge gust of wind and his pants fell down also while this happened and he suffocated whilst also dying of whats known medically as "frozen rear end and balls". Cmon GBS are we not better than this? Blow it out your rear end 
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If we lose Jeremy Renner or his legs or penis, it will be a sad day for all. However in times like these, we must keep in mind that we shall always have Devon Sawa, America's Heartthrob still with penis.
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Guy always looked like Shea Whigham to me, I hope he’s okay.
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If his acting career doesn't work out he can always work at the Jeremy Renfaire
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He still has a potential career ahead of him. He can play the lead in a biography miniseries on the rise and fall of Oscar Pistorius.
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Poohs Packin posted:You know what. This post. This post did it. Jeremy Renner, whether or not a weird maybe Christian nerd or guaranteed wife abuser was a HUMAN BEING. A human who everyone believed was destroyed by a bomb made from an old missle buried next to a weeping Afghani child. Turns out thats not how he really died and its not okay to make wild irreverent jokes about a guy who was just trying to shovel snow and was blown away into a snowdrift by a sudden huge gust of wind and his pants fell down also while this happened and he suffocated whilst also dying of whats known medically as "frozen rear end and balls". Cmon GBS are we not better than this? the real question is why a god would invent snowplows at all
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500excf type r posted:Jeremy Rendered
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PyPy posted:Blunt chest trauma. Sounds like it rolled on him. My money is on him driving over the side of something, a hill or whatnot. Nice short sharp stop at the bottom to drive the steering wheel into his sternum, bracing his legs in panic probably snapped the ball joints at the top of his femurs right off. Compound injuries mean his femurs popped though the skin around the hip joints, allowing him to use his own leg bones like the handles on an elliptical.
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He actually got so mangled in the accident that the snow plow is now permanently attached to his body. I imagine it has its advantages and disadvantages.
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Rise of the (snow) Machines, who will be next to fall?Grem posted:You guys think this and Chadwick will be the start of an "Avenger's Curse" thing? Like everything bad that happened to the 300 actors that have been Avengers so far will be attributed to this curse. Thor’s got the Alzheimers gene, which I wouldn’t wish on anyone tbh
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hosed up that Jeremey Renner would mangle his own leg in an attempt to cover up his murder of Kent Block. Nobody liked Kent Blocks' stupid poo poo anyway so there was no need Jer, no need at all. We just wanted you to accept fate and to back to rocking the "Penn" hair.  Everyone loved you as the worlds most 1999 vampire. The vamp who brought his own hard gel stakes to every get down.
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Who would you ship him with?  I mean, obviously not Mechanical Centaur Tom Platz because ick, but of the other three eligible Tankchelors. I think its Grabhandles. That guy fucks. Plus he comes both cut and uncut.
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quote:Jeremy Renner was run over by his own snow plow after leaving the vehicle to assist a stranded car, according to the Reno Gazette Journal, as the Hawkeye actor is in critical condition in an intensive care unit Tuesday while he recovers from surgery for injuries sustained during the incident. https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerr...sh=3106a312474e
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Lolie posted:Reno Mayor Hillary Shieve told the Reno Gazette Journal that Renner “was helping someone stranded in the snow” before he was run over by his vehicle. The road to hell is
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Jeremy renner in the icu, turns and asks the guy beside him what happened. Says he was in a car wreck. "Car wreck, that's tough. 'snow plow"
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Torquemada posted:My money is on him driving over the side of something, a hill or whatnot. Nice short sharp stop at the bottom to drive the steering wheel into his sternum, bracing his legs in panic probably snapped the ball joints at the top of his femurs right off. Compound injuries mean his femurs popped though the skin around the hip joints, allowing him to use his own leg bones like the handles on an elliptical. lmfao
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i think he should show up tiger woods by not only recovering his legs but actually winning a pga golf tournament
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:What was that movie where he rescued/avenged some lady who got hosed up by a bunch of guys in the mountains? No, I won’t look it up. I should hate every aspect of that movie yet I love it. It’s a paradox really. my favorite part in that movie is when his lever-action rifle that's a .454 or someshit, blows apart a trailer like they are putting 30mm autocannon rounds through it including the effect on people inside said trailer
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i think he should show up tiger woods by not only recovering his legs but actually winning a pga golf tournament how hard could it possibly be?
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Why is He-man a tank? And this thread really is something awful.
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a friend of mine in high school had his dad die one day from getting run over by his tractor out on his farm. lovely way to go imo
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