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StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Grem posted:

You guys think this and Chadwick will be the start of an "Avenger's Curse" thing? Like everything bad that happened to the 300 actors that have been Avengers so far will be attributed to this curse.

I think Thor will die in a car accident.

I was gonna say it would be awesome if they all somehow died so those movies would stopped, but then I realized we've broken through to the whole multi-verse thing now so they'd just re-cast as a diff version of the character and move on. or pull a whole new set of heroes to the screen, there's a whole stable of 'em. sigh. never escaping the comic book movie cycle.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

More like Jeremy RenOverHisLegWithASnowplow

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I was gonna say it would be awesome if they all somehow died so those movies would stopped, but then I realized we've broken through to the whole multi-verse thing now so they'd just re-cast as a diff version of the character and move on. or pull a whole new set of heroes to the screen, there's a whole stable of 'em. sigh. never escaping the comic book movie cycle.

We already hit three Hulks by the time of the first Avengers

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

We already hit three Hulks by the time of the first Avengers

Buffalo, Norten and who else

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
My guess is that he got out of the vehicle to clear something left it running. Looks like you have to climb on the track to get in. If he slipped climbing in and disengaged the clutch on the fall i could see that thing pulling him right out and under.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Buce posted:

i'm torn, cuz renner is a big dork with his app and his amazon store, but that's probably the fault of his publicist/agency. i don't think he's a chud or sex pest or anything. i would much rather have had this happen to chris pratt.

His ex wife, Sonni Pacheco, has accused him of being an abusive piece of poo poo.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Spinz posted:

And he was absolutely hot in The Town

Nailed that part so hard

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Buffalo, Norten and who else

Eric bana

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Jeremy Deader

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Lou!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Entorwellian posted:

His ex wife, Sonni Pacheco, has accused him of being an abusive piece of poo poo.

oh

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Entorwellian posted:

His ex wife, Sonni Pacheco, has accused him of being an abusive piece of poo poo.

Looks like we have a suspect.

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
Start with the MCU, end up in the ICU.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

He also accused her of being an abusive piece of poo poo.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Total Meatlove posted:

He also accused her of being an abusive piece of poo poo.

The plot thickens!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Total Meatlove posted:

He also accused her of being an abusive piece of poo poo.

oh

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Nigmaetcetera posted:

The plot thickens!

I hear celebrity trials about who abused whom are all the rage these days.

Suspekt Device
Jan 9, 2017

I idolized his character in Senior Trip when I was in middle school and definitely blame this for the state of my life today. I still hope he pulls through though because that's what Dags and Reggie would have wanted.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Until we reach rage making GBS threads the bed I just can't find time to care about all these celebrity he said she saids

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:

Until we reach rage making GBS threads the bed I just can't find time to care about all these celebrity he said she saids

It's all about the he said she said bullshit

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




bet you could make big money livestreaming celebrity surgeries

they’re probably sewing his dick and balls back together right now, it’s pure gold just waiting to be claimed

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bad Purchase posted:

bet you could make big money livestreaming celebrity surgeries

they’re probably sewing his dick and balls back together right now, it’s pure gold just waiting to be claimed

Tom Green’s a trailblazer

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's all about the he said she said bullshit

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i heard his blood pressure got really high so they actually had to graft on a second penis and balls to relieve some of it

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
More like old legless

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Jesus you scared me

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

If he dies they're going to make another miserably contrived funeral scene like in Black Panther 2.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

So in the latest report they said he had blunt chest trauma too. They didn’t mention peepee damage but they probably just forgot to put it in.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I hope he doesn’t die. I don’t want anybody to die. Ever. For serious!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Nigmaetcetera posted:

I hope he doesn’t die. I don’t want anybody to die. Ever. For serious!

oh so you think rush limbaugh should still be alive, huh??

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bad Purchase posted:

oh so you think rush limbaugh should still be alive, huh??

Yeah I figure if errybody were immortal it wouldn’t matter if a certain percentage of people were limbaughs, it’d all balance out.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

wherearetheCHEMSheneedstheCHEMSgivehimtheCHEMS!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
what if he gets out of this and has sick mutant snow plow powers :eek:

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I was gonna say it would be awesome if they all somehow died so those movies would stopped, but then I realized we've broken through to the whole multi-verse thing now so they'd just re-cast as a diff version of the character and move on. or pull a whole new set of heroes to the screen, there's a whole stable of 'em. sigh. never escaping the comic book movie cycle.

Either that or Disney'll get the rights to their superhero likeness so they can be digitally photoshopped onto their stunt doubles. Pretty sure it's already happening.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Yeah I figure if errybody were immortal it wouldn’t matter if a certain percentage of people were limbaughs, it’d all balance out.

Imagine a world where boomers lived forever, making GBS threads up the world for all eternity.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

"We can confirm that Jeremy has suffered blunt chest trauma and orthopedic injuries and has undergone surgery today, January 2nd 2023," the statement read, according to People. "He has returned from surgery and remains in the intensive care unit in critical but stable condition."

Jeremy Renner tried to run the snow plow into the ground, he was abusing it, making a fool of it, and the snow plow said I don't want to work, I just want to bang on Jeremy Renner all day.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I am asking Prayer Warriors to pray for @JeremyRenner Father this is a time if reflect on how life is frail. God, I put my trust in you Father, and ask Jeremy Renner's life to be spared so that he would be healed, Father be with his family in your Son's name amen.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Kung Food posted:

Imagine a world where boomers lived forever, making GBS threads up the world for all eternity.

As long as I get my chance to live forever I’m fine with it. Wouldn’t need new generations anyway.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I am asking Prayer Warriors to pray for @JeremyRenner Father this is a time if reflect on how life is frail. God, I put my trust in you Father, and ask Jeremy Renner's life to be spared so that he would be healed, Father be with his family in your Son's name amen.

This but less loving dramatic

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So... Renner in person appearance at the Oscars (OMG he's so brave!!!) or webcam?

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