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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I mean I guess his voice was alright but he didn't even really sing, he sounds more like he was just... talking in tune.

Also you can tell he's an rear end in a top hat just looking at him, though I guess that's better than being some secret undercover rear end in a top hat.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Frank Sinatra

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Frank Sinatra

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Willie Moretti was Sinatra's godfather and the notorious underboss of the Mafia, and he helped Sinatra in exchange for kickbacks and was reported to have intervened in releasing Sinatra from his contract with Tommy Dorsey. Sinatra was present at the Mafia Havana Conference in 1946, and the press learned of his being there with Lucky Luciano. One newspaper published the headline "Shame, Sinatra". He was reported to be a good friend of mobster Sam Giancana, and the two men were seen playing golf together. Sinatra "adored" gangster Bugsy Siegel, and boasted to friends about him and how many people Siegel had killed. Sinatra and mobster Joseph Fischetti were good friends from 1938 onward, and acted like "Sicilian brothers". Sinatra and his manager Hank Sanicola were financial partners with gangster Mickey Cohen.

Sinatra bought a 50% share in the Cal Neva Lodge & Casino. His gambling license was temporarily stripped by the Nevada Gaming Control Board in 1963 after Giancana was spotted on the premises. Due to ongoing pressure from the FBI and Nevada Gaming Commission on mobster control of casinos, Sinatra agreed to give up his share.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Sinatra#Alleged_organized-crime_links_and_Cal_Neva_Lodge

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

BigBadSteve posted:

Willie Moretti was Sinatra's godfather and the notorious underboss of the Mafia, and he helped Sinatra in exchange for kickbacks and was reported to have intervened in releasing Sinatra from his contract with Tommy Dorsey. Sinatra was present at the Mafia Havana Conference in 1946, and the press learned of his being there with Lucky Luciano. One newspaper published the headline "Shame, Sinatra". He was reported to be a good friend of mobster Sam Giancana, and the two men were seen playing golf together. Sinatra "adored" gangster Bugsy Siegel, and boasted to friends about him and how many people Siegel had killed. Sinatra and mobster Joseph Fischetti were good friends from 1938 onward, and acted like "Sicilian brothers". Sinatra and his manager Hank Sanicola were financial partners with gangster Mickey Cohen.

Sinatra bought a 50% share in the Cal Neva Lodge & Casino. His gambling license was temporarily stripped by the Nevada Gaming Control Board in 1963 after Giancana was spotted on the premises. Due to ongoing pressure from the FBI and Nevada Gaming Commission on mobster control of casinos, Sinatra agreed to give up his share.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Sinatra#Alleged_organized-crime_links_and_Cal_Neva_Lodge

I did not consider this!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
He was the master of disguise so you had to pay respect if you was ever in one of his joints. Of he course he could be anyone so people had to pay respect to everyone. It ended the mob violence in Vegas to this day.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
He was the contractual first call for die hard and had to officially refuse

Be a funny movie otherwise

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*tap dancing across broken glass*

Jippee-ki-ya you motherfucker

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There were a lot of stories about how Frank Sinatra had this small monkey that he would have do tricks during parties, but he would mercilessly beat the monkey into compliance

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The last night the monkey was alive, they were throwing darts at it, and one pinned it to the wall. It broke its ribcage and pierced its heart, killing it instantly, but somehow, on its face was an expression so tortured that you would have sworn it had taken long, agonizing hours for it to pass on.

MODEDIT: spoilered

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Jan 2, 2023

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
If my friends were gangsters id brag about it too not seeing the problem

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Frankie Frickim Blue Eyes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They called him old blue eyes because he would get into a tub nude and pour cobalt blue paint into his eyes until he screamed

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
He's dead and I'm not, so I'm better than Frank Sinatra.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Das Boo posted:

He's dead and I'm not, so I'm better than Frank Sinatra.

He's in Heaven right now, they give him new monkeys to torture every day

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

As a goof he and Dean Martin for fun used to stash a rising starlet in their famous wine cellar. Shed stay there for months until completly dessicated. They'd grind her up and convince people at parties they were doing real drugs with big stars! Anything leftover they bagged up and sold on the street for a little pocket money.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Everybody respects his unparalleled ability to pretend that Ronin Farrow isn't his kid and tricking Woody Allen into raising him.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

He's in Heaven right now, they give him new monkeys to torture every day

They're not real monkeys, though; monkeys don't go to Heaven.
I got all the real monkeys, Sinatra, you stupid poo poo.

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

You're talking about the "crooner" style of singing, for which Sinatra is the most famous (and one of the best) at. But in general yeah, agreed, he's overrated.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

His version of Blue Moon was in the opening to New Vegas.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He was a hundred pounds of rear end in a top hat

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Dynastocles posted:

You're talking about the "crooner" style of singing, for which Sinatra is the most famous (and one of the best) at. But in general yeah, agreed, he's overrated.

He used to bip ya right on the mouth just for smoking

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Dean Martin was the most talented and best singer out of “the rat pack,” IMO.

But I like the singing sword gag in Who Framed Roger Rabbit :kiddo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8wBfDtZkE

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Skank Sinatra

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
My favorite Frank Sinatra story is that by the 1960s, he'd built up this reputation as a power player in the entertainment world, buddying up to presidents and mob bosses alike, with a hair-trigger temper that would make him go off violently at the slightest insult or provocation.

So when he went to see insult comic Don Rickles perform in Vegas, and Rickles spotted him in the crowd, he immediately said "Hey Frank, make yourself at home! Hit somebody!" :v:

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Stank Skidatra

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
mafia

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Shart Dickfartra

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

this is hte name of my frank sinatra/swing revival ska coverband

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i like that fly me to the moon song it's p good

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
According to Kitty Kelly, his mom was an early proponent of womens' reproductive rights who went so far as to run a back-alley clinic that was extremely popular in Hoboken so, you know, she's the real hero of the story because without her abortion money she could have never jumpstarted his career.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I loled

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

super sweet best pal posted:

His version of Blue Moon was in the opening to New Vegas.

That was Dino Spamoni I think.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
hanging out with mobsters and smoking cigarettes makes you look cool, OP

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
He absolutely made Ronan Farrow no matter what anyone says, I guess that's something.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


super sweet best pal posted:

His version of Blue Moon was in the opening to New Vegas.

Would have been wild if they instead went with Elvis's version instead


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1PqU16gHbc

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
If you listen to the famous New York New York recording, you can hear him flub the last few lines of the song because he forgot the lyrics. They kept it in anyway because it sounded fine.


Oh and Nancy Regan had an affair with him in the Whitehouse

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

You Are A Elf posted:

Dean Martin was the most talented and best singer out of “the rat pack,” IMO.


Counterpoint: it was Sammy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrJjsn0gs8o

Bonus points for "noivous"

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


OOooooooooooold poo eyes

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

He pushed back against anti-Black bullshit going back to the 40s, including punching racists and threatening to ruin businesses and refuse to perform if the venue owners denied his black peers and fans entry or tried to segregate them. Apparently he’s considered responsible for desegregating casinos in Nevada, too.

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