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Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

You Are A Elf posted:

Dean Martin was the most talented and best singer out of “the rat pack,” IMO.

Sammy Davis Jr has joined the chat

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I bet he said the n-word.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I bet he said the n-word.

Yeah at the Laugh Factory

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dean Martin AKA "Peen Shartin"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hasselblad posted:

Sammy Davis Jr has joined the chat

Sharty Fartis Pooner

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




he was never famous until the sopranos

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bad Purchase posted:

he was never famous until the sopranos

He was actually never famous until the tutorial in Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dean Martin AKA "Peen Shartin"

Hey buddy, the New Usernames Thread is thata-way—->

*too lazy to hyperlink

Shogunner
Apr 29, 2010

Ready to crash and burn.
I never learn.
I'm on the rapetrain.
crooning is nice and i like the majority of crooners, sinatra's popularity is a gateway for many

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Shogunner posted:

crooning is nice and i like the majority of crooners, sinatra's popularity is a gateway for many

Do skills as coomer translate to a crooner?

Asking for a friend who wants to stop blowing loads in his own face and start blowing loads in others’ faces.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You gotta understand this was the Head of Condo Association, we was star-struck.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Oyak posted:

Counterpoint: it was Sammy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrJjsn0gs8o

Bonus points for "noivous"

Did Sammy ever have celebrity roasts as sold by Time-Life Video on VHS thirty years after they originally aired? I think not :colbert:

In alll seriousness, though, Sammy could fuckin’ dance. I meant Dean had the best crooning voice.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

he threatened to beat the loving poo poo out of harlan ellison based merely on his shoes and not the rest of his terrible personhood

he's single-handedly responsible for the villain origin story of one of the greatest assholes in 20th century literature

also the story about the monkey is completely true

10/10

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

He was a good singer but Sammy Davis Jr. was like 500% more talented

I mean just look at this poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHH2Kqz1SQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLd9wnkBnyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR_xdZbMQiw

He was also a quicker wit that most people and all that despite having one loving eye and a nation of racists against him

Also he loved coke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0bpx3-4Ga0

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If I net Frank Sinatra in real life I'd start suckin on um

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123
Voices before the autotune days have always been better.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Huh, didn’t know Sammy played drums. I change “most talented” to him.

Sh-boing boing (I don’t know if Sammy ever did that, but it’s something impersonators say).

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
He was Miss Delaware and in those days you couldn't just look good in a bathing suit, you had to have talent.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

This is an 1000% true story I was working as a sous chef in an up and coming mediterranean eatery. We had won some awards and were doing some private dining stuff with a few of our wine sellers.

The kitchen as always was a scrappy bunch and we were plating up one night listening to a startling blend of Sleep, Bone Thugs, Justin Bieber, and Tech N9ne.

The owner of the place stumbles into the back smoking a cigar. He was a greek man shaped like a diamond holding a long estinguished cigar.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP, YA GOTTA PLAY SOMETHIN WITH SOME FUCKIN CLAAAASSS. LIKE FRANK SINATRA".

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Poohs Packin posted:

This is an 1000% true story I was working as a sous chef in an up and coming mediterranean eatery. We had won some awards and were doing some private dining stuff with a few of our wine sellers.

The kitchen as always was a scrappy bunch and we were plating up one night listening to a startling blend of Sleep, Bone Thugs, Justin Bieber, and Tech N9ne.

The owner of the place stumbles into the back smoking a cigar. He was a greek man shaped like a diamond holding a long estinguished cigar.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP, YA GOTTA PLAY SOMETHIN WITH SOME FUCKIN CLAAAASSS. LIKE FRANK SINATRA".

Wow, you practically met the man!

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

This is an 1000% true story I was working as a sous chef in an up and coming mediterranean eatery. We had won some awards and were doing some private dining stuff with a few of our wine sellers.

The kitchen as always was a scrappy bunch and we were plating up one night listening to a startling blend of Sleep, Bone Thugs, Justin Bieber, and Tech N9ne.

The owner of the place stumbles into the back smoking a cigar. He was a greek man shaped like a diamond holding a long estinguished cigar.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP, YA GOTTA PLAY SOMETHIN WITH SOME FUCKIN CLAAAASSS. LIKE FRANK SINATRA".

glad you said it was true, I'd have never believed it otherwise

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Whatever im drunk ay oh gently caress you pal

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

he threatened to beat the loving poo poo out of harlan ellison based merely on his shoes and not the rest of his terrible personhood

he's single-handedly responsible for the villain origin story of one of the greatest assholes in 20th century literature

also the story about the monkey is completely true

10/10

Waht's the villain origin story or is it so obvious im missing it

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations
A faintly glimmering radio station
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather
The flies and spiders get along together
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
He gave us Nancy Sinatra who sang "These Boots Were Made For Walking"; one of the better songs of all time.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
That Spinal Tap bit with the fat chauffeur droning on about Frank, and the band just raise the partition in the limo so they don’t have to hear his boring bullshit.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Poohs Packin posted:

As a goof he and Dean Martin for fun used to stash a rising starlet in their famous wine cellar. Shed stay there for months until completly dessicated. They'd grind her up and convince people at parties they were doing real drugs with big stars! Anything leftover they bagged up and sold on the street for a little pocket money.

:goofy:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i;m thinkin bout thos bean martins

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

this is hosed up

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Frank sintax

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
When Frank Sinatra died my church ran its flag at half mast for a week

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SYEh2aHtvQ

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Speleothing posted:

When Frank Sinatra died my church ran its flag at half mast for a week

lmfao

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Waht's the villain origin story or is it so obvious im missing it


quote:

Frank Sinatra, leaning against the stool, sniffling a bit from his cold, could not take his eyes off the Game Warden boots. Once, after gazing at them for a few moments, he turned away; but now he was focused on them again. The owner of the boots, who was just standing in them watching the pool game, was named Harlan Ellison, a writer who had just completed work on a screenplay, The Oscar.

Finally Sinatra could not contain himself.

"Hey," he yelled in his slightly harsh voice that still had a soft, sharp edge. "Those Italian boots?"

"No," Ellison said.

"Spanish?"

"No."

"Are they English boots?"

"Look, I donno, man," Ellison shot back, frowning at Sinatra, then turning away again.

Now the poolroom was suddenly silent. Leo Durocher who had been poised behind his cue stick and was bent low just froze in that position for a second. Nobody moved. Then Sinatra moved away from the stool and walked with that slow, arrogant swagger of his toward Ellison, the hard tap of Sinatra's shoes the only sound in the room. Then, looking down at Ellison with a slightly raised eyebrow and a tricky little smile, Sinatra asked: "You expecting a storm?"

Harlan Ellison moved a step to the side. "Look, is there any reason why you're talking to me?"

"I don't like the way you're dressed," Sinatra said.

"Hate to shake you up," Ellison said, "but I dress to suit myself."

Now there was some rumbling in the room, and somebody said, "Com'on, Harlan, let's get out of here," and Leo Durocher made his pool shot and said, "Yeah, com'on."

But Ellison stood his ground.

Sinatra said, "What do you do?"

"I'm a plumber," Ellison said.

"No, no, he's not," another young man quickly yelled from across the table. "He wrote The Oscar."

"Oh, yeah," Sinatra said, "well I've seen it, and it's a piece of crap."


Sinatra hosed.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:


This is Artanis, mighty hero of the Protoss. His name spelled backwards is Sinatra. Hard to be an alcoholic crooner without a mouth though.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Sinatra was never heard from again.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

He pushed back against anti-Black bullshit going back to the 40s, including punching racists and threatening to ruin businesses and refuse to perform if the venue owners denied his black peers and fans entry or tried to segregate them. Apparently he’s considered responsible for desegregating casinos in Nevada, too.

P cool if true

and x2 to thx for nancy sinatra

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
He's on family guy a lot

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i think it’s cos he was good at singing, op

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Frank Sinatra wrote that song that goes like RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE!

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