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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


"Documentgate" will be a drag on Biden but he'll still cross the finish line in 2024. A Dem Copium cartoon.

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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Kellies nomination: Worst "A Thing Happened", Worst Cartoon that Could Have Been Published 20 (or 30) Years Ago

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Trapezium Dave posted:

:australia:: Australia Day/Invasion Day Edition

Lethbridge:




Ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog, so Australia Day should be about pride and no shame. A Bad Cartoon.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

100YrsofAttitude posted:



Charlie Hebdo


Abortion soon to be enshrined in the Constitution
"With retirement in 14 weeks"

My French is rusty but what does IVG stand for and how does it mean abortion? Isn't that "avortement"?

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Easiest AGC ever?

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


I thought that caricature was RBG for a second and was seriously confused. Seconding the Kellies nom.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco





Kellies nomination: Least concealed bigotry (transphobia), Worst label

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Lareine posted:


Particularly nasty rants this time.
Sigh. This just feels like going through the motions, but:
Kellies nomination: Least concealed bigotry (Racism) for Elizabeth Warren; and Transphobia for the accompanying rant's mention of "Big Mike"

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Kellies nomination: Most opposite of reality.
The district that makes up Disney World is now fully controlled by DeSantis's toadies and he plans to use this to blackmail them if they produce content that is too "woke".

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:

Randall Enos - Thoughts and Prayers






Kellies nomination: Most incomprehensible

Thoughts and prayers aren't enough and we need gun legislation? But how you get that from this is beyond me. Nonsense, and it's not even an election year.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Is this a good opinion from Bok? I can't think of a lovely way to read it, but again it is by a conservative cartoonist.
Kellies nomination: Worst "woke" cartoon, Most opposite of reality.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


A rare glimpse of the Bennett we used to know.

Kellies nomination: Best overall

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Did the Kellies winners ever get posted?

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Kellies nomination: Best overall

idonotlikepeas posted:

[

David Horsey


Kellies nomination: gently caress you

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Kellies nomination: Most easily reinterpreted. Stantis finally takes a stand and says true communism has never been tried.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Bennett:


Kellies nomination: Laziest non-Gorrell

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Misunderstood fascists was just begging to be a Kelly label, but alas here it is stuck in a poo poo Payne cartoon.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Danziger



Lee Judge






Not really sure which Kellies category this belongs in, something like "Most pointless non-Prickly City" or "Worst Both-Sides-ism"?

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Was this originally a gif? Ann Telnaes isn't known for being lazy.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


I get a little tired of the focus on how terrible Florida is when many red states are enacting the exact same policies, but this has some nice effort put into it. Love the cringing sun.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Those other states' governors aren't running for president (yet).

Oh I get it, it's just that from the coverage you'd think it was just FL and not half the states going full fasc. Anyway, it's a solid cartoon.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:


Tom Stiglich





Kellies nomination: Worst gaslighting.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:



Tom Stiglich



Um, yes it is? The violence in "urban" neighborhoods is a big problem but it doesn't directly threaten our democracy.

Kellies nomination: Most easily reinterpreted

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Byzantine posted:

Eh, in the 90s/00s, there were a lot of people who were left-libertarian there too, since if you were pro-weed and gay marriage or anti-war it was the acceptable third party.

Yeah I at least entertained libertarianism (though never identified as one) in my 18-21 years because of that stuff. It was my self-proclaimed libertarian roommate justifying voting for Bush with "I'm more afraid of socialism than I care about civil liberties" and realizing that that applied to most of them, that I wrote the movement off, and seeing them all become either Dems or MAGA confirmed it.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:


Jeff Stahler



"Yes. Any other questions?"


So their destination is Montana but they're worried about passing through red states to get to... one of the reddest states in the country?

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jun 7, 2023

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Can we have a Kellies Kategory for Worst New Artist? Ed Gamble and David M Hitch are painful to look at in different ways, but there isn't one cartoon in particular that stands out from either.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

idonotlikepeas posted:



Ed Gamble




David M. Hitch





Kellies nominations: Worst New Artist

Any cartoon by either artist could stand in for their entire body of work and they're terrible in different ways.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Still waiting on the first cartoonist to label the smoke "wokeness" or "progressive policies". Bonus points if it has a Black person saying "I can't breathe".

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

100YrsofAttitude posted:

MBS is a monster and all but the caricatures are a bit questionable. It's the same issue I have with Britt drawing all Trump supporters as gross hillbillies. Both parties are despicable but more often than not they're rather clean-cut and insidiously innocuous looking. It distorts the truth to tell it otherwise.

Well in this case I think the caricatures are meant to represent the Saudi ruling class, who do often (always?) dress that way. Not necessarily average Saudis. Britt is probably the worst liberal offender of dehumanizing people we don't like.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

100YrsofAttitude posted:

It's not so much the outfit since I know it's standard wear but it's the caricature of the face with the beards, the nose, and the scimitars. It reeks of orientalism, but I do realize that visual short-hand exists for a reason and it's clearly an easy way to depict the brutality of the regime.

I can see that, although you do not, in fact, have to hand it to the Saudis. But I see your point, most cartoonists would be more careful with that imagery with regards to, say, Bibi.

As for cartoons, your Robertson-in-hell prayers have been answered! Kudos that he went there but there isn't much of a joke:

I just realized that he thinks the Devil is a black guy... anyway:

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jun 9, 2023

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

What kind of tools/browser extensions are people using to put together big image dump posts? I noticed Garrison hasn't been posted for a while and there are new ones. Here's the latest to whet your appetites:

e: actually not the latest but his Trump indictment cartoon is actually pretty boring.



Ben Garrison posted:

DERIDE THE PRIDE
Cartoon published 06/05/2023

We at GrrrGraphics do not care what consenting adults do behind closed doors. It’s their business and we don’t want to know about it. We will leave them alone if they leave us alone.

Unfortunately, they don’t want us left alone. The rainbow mafia insists upon our participation, cooperation, approval, and applause simply because they are attracted to people of the same sex.They want us to use odd and confusing pronouns in their presence and when we don’t we are vilified as ‘bigots.’ They want hiring preferences granted to men who want to be women and vice versa. Actual merit or being qualified are downgraded in importance.

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They want grown, muscular men competing against women in sports events. These males are even allowed to parade about naked in high school dressing rooms that were once assigned exclusively to girls. The men naturally collect all of the first place trophies while simultaneously insulting women and feminism. If anyone complains, loud condemnation soon erupts and there are even threats of violence. The pro-’trans’ movement is a form of McCarthyism. Those who don’t fall into line get rooted out, doxxed, fired, or threatened.

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We are forced to allow grown men who wear grotesque, satanic garb and gobbed-on makeup access to children through ‘storybook hour.’ Some of these transvestites were revealed to be pedophiles. We’ve already seen the LA Dodgers support and honor a group of ‘trans’ or transvestite men who insult Christianity and conservatives. What does that have to do with baseball? Fans are getting fed up.



Many school libraries now contain pornographic books that describe and promote same sex behavior. Those books recruit children to participate. Stores such as Target were offering clothing with ‘queer’ slogans on them to very young children. Those sexually-charged slogans were even on baby clothes!



Most adults abhor the idea of sexualizing children. We don’t want ’trans’ men or women on our beer or food products. The corporations that push the rainbow agenda are now losing their customers and billions of dollars. That doesn’t seem to phase them much. Outfits such as BlackRock want companies to adhere to social constructs that they push, and the globalist BlackRock has trillions of dollars at their disposal to invest or take away. The rainbow agenda goes to the very top—to the Bilderbergs, WEF, and Davos types. It is being run by the top-of-the-pyramid satanic oligarchs who run the world. Those are the folks who own BlackRock.

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Americans are tolerant of each other’s peccadilloes—sexual and otherwise—as long as such things take place among adults and nobody’s getting hurt. The children should always be protected, but they no longer are. Leftist politicians such as Joe Biden as well as the rainbow mafia want kids to be able to have sexually-mutilating surgery that alters them forever and they don’t want parents to be involved in the decision. This is downright evil. Many gay people are alarmed and speaking out against it, only to find that they too are shut down, insulted, and censored.

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Everyone is free to be happy with who they are, but forcing people to salute endless gay flags for an entire month is not freedom.

The rainbow symbol has been stolen from us and it now no longer represents hope. Rainbows now represent delusion and tyranny. It’s time to push back. Signed Print Available!

— Ben Garrison

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L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jun 10, 2023

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Kellies nomination: Worst gaslighting
Kellies nomination: Most Incomprehensible
Kellies nominations: Worst "A Thing Happened". Still no 'woke' smoke but poo poo takes nonetheless. Though I have to admit McCoy's is mildly amusing if you buy the narrative that NYC is a violent lawless hellhole.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco




Kellies nomination: Most Opposite of Reality
E: I wasn’t aware that the censure resolution actually passed. Still lol at the idea that this affects Schiff in any way.

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jun 23, 2023

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

You're all making me feel like a real lightweight. I would stretch my $50 eighth for a month and I liked it, dammit!

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

So Garrison has been absent from this thread for a long time now and I don't have time to go back and post everything that's been missed, especially since each one has an accompanying rant. I can take over doing the recent ones in real time but if anyone wants to fill in the gap :getin:



"Zyklon Ben posted:

THE FOG OF WAR
Cartoon published 06/25/2023

It’s difficult to discern what’s really going on in Ukraine and Russia. Yesterday it was said that Yevgeny Prigozhin and his Wagner forces were only 150 kilometers or so away from Moscow. Prigozhin was angered by Russian military corruption and incompetence. He could be compared to Colonel Kurtz in the film, “Apocalypse Now.” Played by Marlon Brando, Kurtz rebelled and had to be taken out.

Western media said Prigozhin was leading a coup and Putin had already fled Moscow. The media were adamantly against the mercenary boss before and then suddenly they portrayed him as a hero. The globalists are obsessed with the subjugation of Russia and that can’t be achieved until Putin is overthrown. Maybe they actually thought it could happen.

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Putin called Prigozhin a traitor. Then suddenly, Prigozhin made a deal with President Lukashenko in Belarus and the march to Moscow was called off. Putin announced the charges against Prigozhin were dropped. The Wagner troops did an about face and went back to Ukraine. Confusing, huh?

It’s all part of the fog of war. Lies swirled at the beginning of the Ukraine war and they’re still being spewed by our mainstream legacy media, which mostly is a megaphone for CIA talking points.

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Was it really a coup or a Putin ‘psyop?’ Was the event ostensibly designed to flush out CIA and NATO operatives in Ukraine and Russia? We know Putin is very smart and he plays 4D chess. He’s friends with Prigozhin. If the latter survives, then it most likely it was tactic planned by Putin all along. It was claimed the Wagner forces shot down Russian aircraft, but there is no real proof that it happened.

We can only guess what’s really what in Ukraine. Is Zelensky’s counter-offensive working? Are the Russians covering up casualty figures? Does Putin really have terminal cancer? Nothing we hear can be trusted, but one thing is certain. America has no vested interest in Ukraine. Ukraine should not be a NATO country. We shouldn’t be sending endless billions in US taxpayer dollars to a corrupt Ukraine. Stop listening to the disgusting warmongers from both parties. (The Uniparty).

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Meanwhile, the fog of war seems to be growing thicker. Do not accept the breathless interpretations from a corrupt media, which is nothing more than a subsidiary of the globalists. They spread a fog of confusion to control the narrative and suppress the truth. It covers up a heart of darkness.

— Ben Garrison

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jun 26, 2023

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Nov 10, 2009


Ben Garrison posted:

“YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT”
“We’ve got Trump this time! The walls are closing in! It’s a matter of time before he’s indicted and prosecuted for being the crook he is. Yippee!”

This is the usual rhetoric that we’ve grown accustomed to hearing during previous Trump witch hunts, which were conducted by the socialist Democrats. They are again convinced that they have Trump cornered and never-Trump RINOs in the Republican party are piling on. Their end game? Stopping Trump from running again.

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Bill Maher had Rob Reiner on his show recently and ‘meathead’ gleefully pronounced that Trump was guilty of stealing papers that belonged to the White House. Not only that, he said Trump ‘led’ an armed insurrection on January 6. Maher’s other guest, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar, repeated Reiner’s words with her usual pasted-on, perpetual smile. She said Trump had led an armed insurrection.

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Only it’s not true. It was the FBI who led people into the Capitol Dome. None of the Trump supporters were armed. It was more of a parade of ‘selfie’ takers than an insurrection. No matter. The left has already convicted Trump supporters just like they are now convicting Trump of a major crime. Truth be damned, the Democrat campaign of anti-Trump lawfare must continue to distract from Biden’s disastrous performance (which Reiner praised as ‘great.’)

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All of this could backfire on the corrupt Democrats big time if MAGA Republicans can win House and Senate majorities in Congress. Trump’s allies can then attempt to extract justice from those who abused the justice system. That remains to be seen, but the real criminals are Biden and his cronies. They are using the FBI and the justice infrastructure to take out a political enemy. They’re the ones who need to be raided and prosecuted.

Let’s hope they justly face the jaws of justice.

— Ben Garrison
Not sure how new this one is but,

Kellies nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

There is a solid case against Trump but the MAGA movement will swallow up the rule of law. I mean the only part of the boat that looks unsound is the part the Trump shark just bit into.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:



Bob Gorrell





Kellies nomination: Laziest Gorrell

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009



Ben Garrison posted:

JOE BIDEN RFK JR 2024 DEBATE
Cartoon published 06/27/2023

There was a video circulating recently that showed RFK Jr. working out. Apparently RFK Jr. is in great physical shape—especially for his age at 69. He’s a ‘push up’ machine.


Joe Biden not so much.



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Bobby is also in great intellectual shape. RFK Jr. was one among a few to warn us about the Covid vaccines and the corrupt figure of Anthony Fauci. He was proven right, but Big Pharma has purchased an alliance with the legacy corporate media and medical establishment—and that’s why they’re eager to smear RFK Jr. at every turn. However, few of their bought-out operatives will debate him because RFK Jr. can marshal facts and data originating from real science.

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It’s doubtful that Sleepy Joe will be on a debate stage with RFK Jr, either. It’s more likely Biden will run another campaign mostly from his basement. Biden knows he’s simply not smart enough, even though he claimed he finished near the top of his class in college. (He finished near the bottom). RFK Jr. on the other hand, is an accomplished scholar. The debate would be no contest—Biden would lose in a humiliating rout. (That is, if Joe is even capable of feeling humiliation at this point). That’s why he will not debate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Perhaps the ruling Democrats will once again keep Biden on ice like they did in 2020 while they rig another election. Or perhaps they will announce a ‘change of batter’ in the ninth inning.

— The GrrrTeam

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBTQ)

I mentioned it in the right wing media thread, but the viral video that spread where attendees of NYC's Pride parade supposedly chanted "We're here, we're queer, we're coming for your children" is completely misleading. In the video, a single person says "we're coming for your children", once, over an unrelated chant, and it sure as poo poo sounds like the person behind the camera doing it. The actual chant is "We're here, we're queer, we're not going shopping". It is repeated several times, and anyone who actually watched the video can easily tell what the crowd is actually chanting through their lip movement and body language. The fact that Lester is showing an entire parade chanting it and saying they're "chanting the quiet part loud" means that he probably didn't even watch the video, he just saw a libsoftiktok tweet and said "HAHA, FINALLY!!!!" and drew a comic portraying all queer people are pedophiles. gently caress him forever.

... him using Muslims parents as a weird prop is also bad but I'm unsure of how it would fit into the Kellies.

Muslim parents is either worst concern trolling (we care about the religious freedoms of Muslims now that they're useful against the gays) or maybe the gays don't mess with Muslims because they're violent. Either way it's about the all Muslim city council of Hamtramck, MI banning Pride flags and either way it's a lovely take.

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Nov 10, 2009



Ben Garrison posted:

SCOTUS: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL
Cartoon published 06/30/2023

The US Supreme Court has ruled against so-called “affirmative action,’ saying it’s unconstitutional. It was the right decision. Getting into prestigious colleges will no longer depend on race, but rather on merit.

For far too long, too many white and Asian students with top-notch grades and credentials were getting turned down in favor of black students who did not have commensurate qualifications. This is actually a disservice to those black students. Imagine one who did study hard and made the best grades, scored highest on SAT tests, and got accepted to say…Harvard. That student will unfairly thought to be accepted for skin color rather than merit. Unfair labels such as ‘diversity hire’ will be applied. People will have lower expectations. Such artificially created low expectations applied to blacks is of course, racist and such racism is perpetuated by the Democrat Party and the legacy news media.

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Instead, if admissions are merit-based, everyone will be treated equally. True equality means everyone has equal opportunity. There are no guaranteed results.

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The race-baiter crowd is out in force and screaming ‘racism’ and unfair treatment, but this is to be expected. They should be ignored. Biden’s reaction showed gross disrespect for the decision by saying it was not a ‘normal court.’ Well, Biden is not a normal president. He is a figure selected for the White House by means of election fraud.

In terms of merit, Biden deserves prison, not the presidency.

Lock Him Up!

— Ben Garrison

Look at that nose on Harvard :staredog:
Also lol:


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L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jun 30, 2023

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