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100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Discendo Vox posted:

I am finishing the collation of nominations for the 2022 Kellies today, but I also need to mention something we have to address to keep the thread going as a running concern.

About 60% of the nominated cartoons in last year's thread were posted by goon Raised by Birds, who was generally responsible for the majority of comic posts in the thread. Raised by Birds completely stopped posting on the site at the end of September, which is why there was a massive decline in content for the thread starting in October. (I'm not going to go into why Raised by Birds disappeared, only the mods can do anything about that and they seem to have decided they're fine with it).

In the meantime, I'm putting together a list of the cartoonists Raised by Birds posted; we're going to need volunteers to post those comics in the new year and new thread. Expect that list of cartoonists with the nominations thread in a couple of days.

If it's easy enough to do I'd be happy to help out.

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Charlie Hebdo


Resolutions:
"In 2023 I'm going to stop smoking!"
"He'll never make it."

Le Monde

I thought they were gone for the whole Christmas break period but they came back on the 28th.

28/12
Vague de froid meurtrière aux États-Unis/Murderous Cold Snap in the US by Kroll from Belgium


31/12
Brésil : mort de Pelé, le « Roi » éternel/Brazil: Death of Pelé, the eternal "King" by Thiago from Brazil


2/1
by Amorim from Brazil

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100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

War machine by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Urbs from France
Stay postive!
"Happy Last Year!"

Charlie Hebdo


Back to school during the Crisis
"Kevin is absent?"
"His parents ate him during Christmas."

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Who's really pulling the strings? by Luo Jie


Le Monde

by Ramsés from Cuba

Israël : visite controversée sur l’esplanade des mosquées/Israel: Controversial visit to the mosques by Emad Hajjaj from Jordan


Charlie Hebdo

:nws: Men entering a vagina

Mullahs go back to where you came from


Iranian Revolution: Charlie Hebdo sends reinforcements


This accompanies an article on the Mutazilites muslim movement, which is suggested to be progressive, but I know nothing about so I won't say more than that.

Also the results to their #Mullahsgetout contest (draw insulting images of the Iranian mullahs) are in so I can post those this weekend if anyones interested and it's still around. Over 30 images of rude images of Mullahs.

100YrsofAttitude fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jan 4, 2023

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

5/1
US reaps the interests of its allies by Cai Meng


6/1

China in the eyes of the US by Luo Jie


Le Monde

5/1

by Stellina from Taiwan

Benoît XVI : les funérailles du pape qui ne voulait plus l’être/Benedict XVI: The Funeral of the Pope who no longer wanted to be Pope by Paolo Lombardi from Italy


Charlie Hebdo


Shocked by Charlie Hebdo Khamenie restores his image
"Soon I'll be just like any other Iranian."


Sex reveals past traumas
"No whips, I've given too many of them in the past."
This accompanies an article on the sexual liberation seen as inherent to the protests in Iran. I can spoiler it, but seeing as there was no actual nudity I didn't.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




And now for your viewing pleasure:

quote:

International contest #MullahsGetOut : Every participant won a place in hell

On 8 December 2022, we launched a competition to produce caricatures of the Islamic Republic of Iran’s Supreme Leader. Our intention was to support the Iranians’ fight for freedom by ridiculing their religious leader from another age, thus consigning him to historical oblivion. A few weeks later, after receiving more than 300 cartoons (as well as thousands of threats), here is our selection of winners.

This is was already in English. Clearly they want to get the word out. Call me naive but I didn't think it would amount to anything but it did in fact result in Iran lashing out against France and closing down a French cultural institution in Iran, so more power to CH I guess. To their credit the French government is clearly in support of the freedom of the press. Not everyone's location was written, I'm translating what was given.

1. Ghib


2. Aïcha :nws: Naked woman with implied splayed genitals


3. Aïcha

"Is it me or does it smell like feet?"

4. Ghalamfarsa from Iran


5. Mohesn I. an Iranian living in Sweden


6. Ebrahim an Iranian refugee in Turkey


7. Arash D.


8. Shéèd from Iran


9. Unknown


10. Reza J. from California


11. MW from the Netherlands


12. Ivan


13. Espé a BD graphic novel artist from France


14. Toudür E.

Iran: Liberalizing social mores, Khamenei poses for the Pirelli Calendar

15. Sanaz B an Iranian living in the Netherlands


16. Reza J. from California


17. Mim L.


18. Jean-Marie B. from France :nws: Naked women


19. Ivan


20. Del Rosso from Italy


21. James from the UK


22. Nestor R.

Type of Mullah

23. Lebecq from Senegal

The beach under the turban!

24. IO


25. Unknown


26. Gundaz A.


27. LP from Italy


28. MW from the Netherlands


29. Kianoush an Iranian refugee in France


30. Mahsa


31. a_line_in_the_sand


32. Toukah N. an Iranian-Canadian


33. Shéèd from Iran

Polygamy in Iran

34. Shéèd from Iran

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I was actually going to propose posting it on the weekly schedule. Seems easy enough, though I wouldn't bother with pettyfest. Don't want to actually go into reddit or whatever for that.

But if we're fine letting it die, that's fine too. Dude sucks.

China Daily

False alarms by Song Cheng


Le Monde

by Hall from the United States

Charlie Hebdo

:nws: Breasts and people having sex

What ever happened to the 25 Taliban killed by Harry?
"We're screwing his mother in heaven!"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Well there's no time like the present. I'll add it with my other comics, probably tripling up on Monday since the others don't update on the weekends. Reading it daily may make it feel different? Who knows? It's not good either way! And certainly no less boring than freaking Prickly City.

Sinfest

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Angepain posted:

Weekly was better, at least, with the glacial pace of the comic and how it reduced the constant "do we post it or not" discussion to just on sundays

I'll do this week daily, as I've started and see how it feels and try it different next week. I see it being no real difference, pace wise, to Prickly City and we still have to deal with that nonsense every day.

Nav. posted:

Who's the guy in the middle supposed to be? Qin Gang?

I don't think I've ever seen them do legit caricatures so I'm going to say it's just an everyman.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Not my fault by Cai Meng


Le Monde

Brésil : insurrection des partisans de Bolsonaro à Brasilia/Brazil: Insurrection of Bolsonaro partisans in Brasilia by Thiago from Brazil


by Herrmann from Switzerland
No to the dictatorship of reality!

Charlie Hebdo

:nws: Men exiting an anus

The mullahs definitely don't seem to understand a thing about women!
"It took us a week to find the exit!"

A clear call-back to:

100YrsofAttitude posted:

:nws: Men entering a vagina

Mullahs go back to where you came from

:nws: Man-faced deer having sex

Hunters soon to be geolocated.
"No more worry about him catching us on Sundays!"


"My freedom of expression starts where others' stops."

Sinfest

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




What's with the 'Moar Mahney'? What accent is he aping there? The crocodile did it in the other one too.

China Daily

Wear these before looking at China by Luo Jie


Le Monde

by Amorim from Brazil
Constitution
Federal Republic of Brazil

Charlie Hebdo

Some more commentary on Khamenei

Loving and Distinguished homage to the pubic lice of freedom of expression


"gently caress, another Charlie Hebdo caricature."
Khamenei still has a child's heart.
"There's nothing like repression in life."

:nws: Sex doll

Khamenei: A misunderstood artist
"I'm trying to make art accessible to everyone. You'll be my muse. Caricature isn't for me, I'll try still-lifes."

The following accompanied an article on the raising of the retirement age in France from 62 to 65, which is going to be proposed once again and hotly contested if it doesn't outright fail.


Family is peace
"We only disagree about the retirement age."


Young French no longer want to work for their retirement.
"Thankfully, there are still countries where they still respect their elderly."


Sign the Armistice in time
"Stop taking advantage of your retirement so I can go back to financing myself."
"Stop taking advantage of your financing my retirement."

NWS: Clothed lap dance

"I won't be able to keep this up for 43 years."
"Me either!"


The old fed up with the young
"Our knowledge no longer interests them.


War between the generations: Get to the point
Room for dialogue


Solidarity between generations
Retirement Zone at 65
"We're going to try to give you some homemade jam."
Sinfest

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Hihohe posted:

Im going with "hes a boy as you can tell by his football hemet, but (((THEY))) brainwash him into thinking hes a girl"

It's this. I thought the very same thing

China Daily

Imaginary target by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Urbs from France
Retirement: What's going to change in companies
"You coming to Gerard's retirement party?"
"Yeah, we're going to gently caress him up."

Charlie Hebdo


Finally Iran is in support of the French government
"We're also going to pushback our retirement age."

The next two comics accompany on article on the trial of Bayer, the pharmaceutical company, that sold implants called Essure meant to be anti-contraception, but which seems to have poisoned its users.


"Hey guys, are you the next attack wave? Some advice, don't do it, it's suicide! Their contraception seems to be this one of these weird doohickies! You'd think you were at a smithys... true sabotage!"
"If someone was trying to stop us from reproducing, they would do this very thing!"


"You see my boy the short life of a sperm demands courage to confront adversity!"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

The player by Luo Jie

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




So I think I'll keep Sinfest to Sunday weekly updates. It reads "better" and it'll give us something to do on Sundays, in the event someone else doesn't post them first.

China Daily

US debt crisis by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Osama Hajjaj from Jordan

Charlie Hebdo


Authentic bakers

This accompanies a piece on how energy prices are affecting bakers.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Irresponsible act by Cai Meng


I'm pretty sure Meng has done other Godzilla drawings.

Le Monde

by Urbs from France
The problem with the Retirement Age
"It's hard to calculate, and we're out of aspirin."

Charlie Hebdo


Retirement at 64
The lucky ones who work with an exoskeleton:
We'll be at the strike on Thursday regardless.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Troubled waters by Yang Duoyi


Le Monde

Israël : le gouvernement sous le feu des oppositions/Israel: the government underfire by the opposition by Osama Hajjaj from Jordan


by Herrmann from Switzerland
"64!"
"What sort of grandparents do we want to leave our grandkids?"

Charlie Hebdo


Towards a new May '68!
Run comrades, retirement looms before you!

Let's be realistic and ask to keep the unique retirement plans

Private Health Insurance=SS

On fire: Adult Diapers

The Rest are posters intended to be used in tomorrow's major strike in complaint of the change of retirement age:


Be a geezer and shut up!


22, voila the elderly


Just one more trimester and it'd of been ok


Macron you're hosed, the beasts are on the prowl!

I skimmed the piece and I think it accompanies the memory of the writer who experienced the CH shooting while at the hospital. I'm not sure if he worked there and was saved due to a surgery or what but I didn't feel like reading the whole thing.

Hospitals need funding
"Scalpel."
"And Mr Lançon is asking for Schumann!"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Collapse is coming by Cai Meng


Le Monde

Davos : débats au sommet sur un monde qui change/Davos: Debates at the summit about a changing world by Solís from Mexico


by Heng from Singapore
"Keep them in quaratine!"
Chinese COVID Statistics

Charlie Hebdo


Retirement: Macron explains the reform
"Each day on strike will make another trimester you'll have to work."


"Smile guys! They're going to talk about us in Nature!"

This accompanies on article on Chinese scientific publications and how the State meddles in it.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Newton vs Western media by Luo Jie


I love how stupid this is.

Charlie Hebdo


400 billion euro to modernize the military.

The next images go along the same theme of 'hardships' at work.


In the past miners would die of silicosis
Today, influencers die of silicone


The end of hardships for gleaners...thanks to drones


End of hardships in construction... thanks to cane-seats for the foremen.

:nws: 4 anuses and a vagina.

The end of hardships in porn: A never-ending rape
"Thanks to my three anus grafts."


End of hardships for bakers... using harpists to wake them up at 3 AM.


System D for an ever-stronger army
"We didn't torture for nothing."


Hardships reinvent professional football.


An end to hardships for caregivers... "Thanks to the geezer-spit."


An end to hardships for concert-pianists... thanks to the piano-jack.


Comfort is health
"Once more 40 years on the dole, to avoid 40 years of bedsores."

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Farecoal posted:

I think I'm starting to hate France, especially Charlie Hebdo

Charlie Hebdo is not a good example of France, but in some ways it is too. I'm happier here than I would be in the States, but it's not all roses.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Previously the Baby-Delivery Stork was carrying 2023 before it got attacked by pimp-hats. Kanye the Twitter Bird rallies he other birds and attack them, in order to save 2023 I presume.

SinFest Sunday

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




idonotlikepeas posted:

Drew Sheneman



To be honest? Probably yeah. I mean they're undoubtedly probably better than other forms of energy acquisition, but we're just sort of awful all-around you know?

Le Monde

by Ramsés from Cuba


by Micaël
"If I understood correctly, we have to live two years longer."

Charlie Hebdo


Should we cut power to billionaires?
SUD shark is for it!

SUD is a radical union. I don't know if there's more to the joke than that. Looks cool.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Discendo Vox posted:

No. Unless there's an actual, supported basis to believe something, we should not automatically believe claims by bad faith actors.

Yeah, I wasn't going to do that legwork, but just by hand-wavingly looking at human impact on the natural world, I'd buy it. But like in a general way that human society is just damaging as a whole.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily


Le Monde

by Herrmann from Switzerland
"They'll get worn out by all that striking."
Sign reads:We'll never give up!

by Glez from Burkina Faso
Moving away from Paris and towards Moscow
"How much?"
"My friend, the price has just gone up three times..."
Book reads:French-Russian Dictionary

Charlie Hebdo


Setting the Doomsday clock
"The end of the world is at five to midnight."
"And all those who haven't gotten their pension will go work in hell."

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




kartikeya posted:

Is it just me, or does basically every caricature of Rishi Sunak that turns up here fit somewhere along the spectrum of "vaguely racist" to "extraordinarily racist"?

The red lips are wild. As is the hook-nose. Dude has a big schnoz, but it's not 'that' sort of big nose. I guess his ears are prominent? He looks like a monkey-gremlinoid in the British papers. Maybe they're just drawing his soul?

I just realized China Daily probably took the week off for the New Year.


Le Monde

by Emad Hajjaj from Jordan

Charlie Hebdo


Work until you drop
"It's not that complicated!"


More efficient than a Leclerc tank: France sends street-cleaners to Ukraine


Small President, Small Pensions

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Le Monde

by Dilem from Algeria
Artificial Intelligence

Charlie Hebdo


Bad times for old writers
"Do you need a ride my girl?"
"I'm good, I'm on Blablacar."


Leopard Tank deliver to Ukraine: Russia sets the tone
"Poaching season is open."

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





This is a good example of it. Look at these non-white politicians and their prominent red-lips. Why doesn't Starmer get them?

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Sinfest Sunday

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

US cops' prejudice obvious by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Adene from France

Charlie Hebdo


Police drop in popularity in the US
"They're doing fine with our job, nonetheless."


Retirement
Just 64 years to go!

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Puppet show by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Stellina from Taiwan

Charlie Hebdo


At the next turn take an extreme right.
This accompanies an article on a study that found a correlation regarding lack of autonomy at work and voting for the Far-Right. This was done by looking at the geographical spread of votes and the type of work found in those areas, hence the headline "Your GPS makes you vote Le Pen"


Since 2020, the 1% richest French have made 63% of all profits
"And it's too much to ask you to work 2 more years to save this equitable pension system?"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Fearmongering by Luo Jie


Le Monde

by Dilem from Algeria
The government tries to convince
"See it more as a raise."

Charlie Hebdo


"Is there ristretto left?"
"Oh you know me, when I don't get my coffee!"
'Jellyfish talk'
This accompanies a piece on the Burroughs book The Soft Machine


Asterix will be 64 this year
"I'm not going to make menhirs all my life!"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

This is for you by Cai Meng


Le Monde

Conflit israélo-palestinien : le choix des armes/Palestinian-Israeli conflict: The choice of weapon by Vadot from Belgium


by Debuhme from Switzerland
Up to what point should we help Ukraine?
"Not up until the point of conflict, that'd be escalation!"

Charlie Hebdo


Abortion soon to be enshrined in the Constitution
"With retirement in 14 weeks"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




The Haitian posted:

My French is rusty but what does IVG stand for and how does it mean abortion? Isn't that "avortement"?

Yeah so as mentioned it's Voluntary Interruption of Pregnancy which as far as I know isn't said in English. Maybe it is.

I'm not a very good translator, because it's actually quite hard to get the right connotation on all this. So I just short-handed it with abortion.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

What Uncle Sam fears the most by Luo Jie


Le Monde

Royaume-Uni : les Britons haussent le ton/United Kingdom: The British turn up the volume by Del Rosso from Italy


by Micäel from France
One Kilowatt, Please

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Discendo Vox posted:

A reminder that :siren: nominations are still open for the 2022 Kellies :siren: We've had no additional nominations since last year's thread- feel free to add yours, even if you just have one especially horrendous or funny cartoon you think deserves special mention.

Thanks for the reminder! I knew I was forgetting something. I'll get to it tomorrow for sure.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

The American Dream disintegrated under its fragile infrastructure by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Urbs from France
After gas, toll prices have risen
"If this keeps up distances are going to get longer."

Charlie Hebdo


Zemmour: Children Love him
"They'll push back the Great Replacement, and have lots of white children."
book:France has not said its last

This accompanies a piece on a popular Youtube children channel run by far-right militants.


Fall of purchasing power


"You and your dumb ideas seeing the sunset over the shantytown."

This accompanies a piece on the troubles in Mayotte, a French overseas territory. I think the article is sympathetic to the island despite the drawings.


Earthquake in Turkey
No need to send in tanks!

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

The shadow of US' gun violence by Song Chen


Le Monde

États-Unis : Le ballon de la discorde/US: The Balloon of discord by Landschulz from Germany

"There's the balloon!"

by Chappatte from Switzerland
"Oh a spy-balloon!"

Charlie Hebdo

France now under threat, after the US

"Destroy those enemy balloons for me!"

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




ajkalan posted:

The "Hitch Draws a Human Face at Any Angle Other Than Straight-On" Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!)

Someone related it to baby birds asking to be fed and I haven't been able to unsee it since.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Regarding the deputy opposition leader Sussan Ley and numerology: Why Sussan Ley has an extra ‘s’ in her name (news.com.au)

Haha, what?

I know we get our dumb idiots in US politics but this is so benign it's almost sweet but incredibly stupid. She ever see Number 23 with Jim Carrey? Great catastrophe of a film.

100YrsofAttitude fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Feb 8, 2023

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Western experts' panda by Luo Jie


Le Monde

by Osama Hajjaj from Jordan

Charlie Hebdo

:nws: Breasts

Retirement at 43!
"You need to get started right away!"


"Do as I say, not as I do!"
Different objects followed by "...god knows where!"

I won't be translating everything but this is peak "Yet we participate in society". It's on the Pope's speech in Kinshasa on colonialist and imperialist actions in Africa.
Good sentiment and of course the Pope is definitely a hypocrite but this feels like the worst way to go about it. At least draw him standing on the skeletons of the indigenous peoples of the Americas (let alone the other continents), while saying this.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Abusing power by Cai Meng (I think)


Le Monde

by Landschulz from Germany
"Hahaha! You're driving an SUV? You got to get with the times buddy!"

Charlie Hebdo


Fatalistic Putin
"Only the CGT can make us fold."


Copy paste

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Discendo Vox posted:

Speaking of time having no meaning,

:siren:2022 Kellies nominations close on the 18th:siren:

Please don't forget to nominate additional comics from the previous thread- we have several people who said they were going to do it, but time's getting short!

I did say that but I misunderstood. I thought it was for voting! Not that nominations aren't important but I've got nothing in that regard.

China Daily

Military-industrial complex by Luo Jie


Le Monde

ChatGPT : le robot qui fait les devoirs/ChatGPT: The robot that does homework by Côté from Canada

"I'm going to do my homework at my friends!"
"What friend?"
"ChatGPT!"

Charlie Hebdo


Noise pollution at the Assemblé Nationale:
The biodiversity is in danger.

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100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Edit: gently caress beaten.

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