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Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
Return to the sumptuous fantasy world with the second chapter of L'OBJET Haas Brothers, filled with uplifting collectibles that transform ordinary, everyday moments into the extraordinary.

Haas Brothers Butts Up Box only $595 at Saks 5th Avenue.



edit: repost because I forgot we had a butt option

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

looks like some $5 rick and mortey garbage

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

What's a lob jet?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
oh these actually are $600 that's kool

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That's hosed up man those things rule, i want one but them prices is a motherfucker. Cmon, i just want them little dudes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That poo poo legit owns so bad lol are there any cheap rip offs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Butts UP

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

This reminds of me of the diamond studded furby in that Adam Sandler movie where he's a gambling addict...

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

The only Haas I know are the CNC's. I can say with certainty that I'd prefer a CNC machine to a fetish decoration.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tarkus posted:

The only Haas I know are the CNC's. I can say with certainty that I'd prefer a CNC machine to a fetish decoration.

Cock N Cock

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I think haas is a type of avocado as well as an f1 racing team

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Return to the sumptuous fantasy world with the second chapter of L'OBJET Haas Brothers, filled with uplifting collectibles that transform ordinary, everyday moments into the extraordinary.

Haas Brothers Butts Up Box only $595 at Saks 5th Avenue.



edit: repost because I forgot we had a butt option

Hmm... last time Oakland A's won the World Series was when Walter Haas owned the team.

Oakland A's colors: green, gold, white

Coincidence? I think not! Oakland A's World Champions 2023 let's GOOOOOOOOO


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That's hosed up man those things rule, i want one but them prices is a motherfucker. Cmon, i just want them little dudes

$20 max for the pair at a north Jersey St. Vincent de Paul within 2 years, tops

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
The so kind of look like avocados

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Should be matryoshka dolls with butts of decreasing sizes nesting inside.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You Are A Elf posted:

Should be matryoshka dolls with butts of decreasing sizes nesting inside.
Lol yea

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Great. A little rear end box.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

The cake stand is fun. I wonder is there’s an aliexpress version for such simple folk as myself.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Not long enough

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

:nws: I thought that looked familiar :nws:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Lmao

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

:barf::butt:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


I be sucking on that fr fr

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

lol

someone should 3d print and sell them for only $300, they'd make a killing!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/kblock43/status/1608579829443735552?s=20&t=Ef5yRxUhTLiPu30ElaR_Jw

https://twitter.com/i_lost_my_juul/status/1610119739149537280?s=20&t=Ef5yRxUhTLiPu30ElaR_Jw

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Was he killed by the same snow plow that killed Jeremy Renner

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I'm never going near another snow plow again.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Return to the sumptuous fantasy world with the second chapter of L'OBJET Haas Brothers, filled with uplifting collectibles that transform ordinary, everyday moments into the extraordinary.

Haas Brothers Butts Up Box only $595 at Saks 5th Avenue.



edit: repost because I forgot we had a butt option

Human shitpost or yet more AI bullshit? It's getting so it's hard to tell them apart.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BigBadSteve posted:

Human shitpost or yet more AI bullshit? It's getting so it's hard to tell them apart.

They're real only a bitch like u would doubt it

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They're real only a bitch like u would doubt it

Eat their asses.

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They're real only a bitch like u would doubt it

Yeah these things are real. I guess Google ads is still showing me stuff based on holiday shopping, so these guys popped up in a Saks 5th Ave ad. The ad had a bunch of purses, clothes, and this random butt. Not sure what that says about my browsing habits.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


:pusheen:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


:sbahj:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OK, now I believe in the ridiculously overpriced butt ornaments, sorry for doubting.

Makes ya want to :guillotine:

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That poo poo legit owns so bad lol are there any cheap rip offs

These Haas butts up boxes are like $500! And That's too much morny. Did you try one from Paas? I bet they make one. They are related. I would try Paas corporation .

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What are the Haas sisters up to?

They butts up too?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Nothin’ much. Butts up with you? :tutbutt:

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I’d buy that for 595 dollars!

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