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We don't choose if we're born or not, but what if we did? What would you choose?
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Jan 3, 2023 19:49
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Consider that this is also a choice on wrecking your mothers pussy or not as well. Choose wisely.
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Jan 3, 2023 19:52
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i would choose to be born rich and beautiful and very very stupid
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On one hand, I'd absolutely refuse the rat race that has been my mid 20s - mid 30s. On the other, I get deep satisfaction from ripping the loudest farts you ever done heard, so I'd say it's a net positive overall and I'd still choose to go for it.
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Jan 3, 2023 19:52
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so far so good mostly OP check back in
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Jan 3, 2023 19:53
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You want to, gently caress your own mom op? 
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Jan 3, 2023 19:55
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If only escaping samsara was that easy.
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Jan 3, 2023 19:55
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If it wasn't for being born, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. So i guess so OP.
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Jan 3, 2023 20:10
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Assuming you have a consciousness to make a decision, wtf else would you do? Any other choice is suicide
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Jan 3, 2023 20:13
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Get to poo poo my pants again for a few years. Pretty sweet.
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Jan 3, 2023 20:13
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uh yeah obviously. being alive loving rules
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Jan 3, 2023 20:48
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It really, reeeeeeally depends on how lovely the void actually isNoblesse Obliged posted:Consider that this is also a choice on wrecking your mothers pussy or not as well. Choose wisely. This is C-section baby erasure
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Jan 3, 2023 20:49
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Yes of course, since I would be able to post in this thread again.
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Jan 3, 2023 20:51
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Big Scary Owl posted:We don't choose if we're born or not, but what if we did? What would you choose? How do you know you didn't? 
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Jan 3, 2023 20:52
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Hell yeah, a bunch of the lovely parts of my life could have been avoided pretty easily so I’ll take the mulligan for sure op
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Jan 3, 2023 20:57
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yeah this poo poo rocks
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Jan 3, 2023 20:57
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100% no OP
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Jan 3, 2023 21:00
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Prob yeah. I get laid a lot eventually n get to blast some juice under the cover farts at night while reading a book
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Jan 3, 2023 21:04
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Yeah I would say no....but with a slight smell of yes in the air. poo poo has kinda sucked thus far but I am enjoying being a dad. Basically, the whole protracted opiate addiction and working two jobs for decades was hosed. Also, all the OCD....that poo poo really sucked. I did really enjoy that time I heard Sade for the first time so I got that going for me.
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Jan 3, 2023 21:08
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I would just so I could look forward to posting with you, my friends in GBS on the Something Awful forums
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Jan 3, 2023 21:09
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to be alive is to take stank dumps on the reg, which is extremely satisfying
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Jan 3, 2023 21:13
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The last time I would've said yes to this question was 2007.
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Jan 3, 2023 21:15
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nice honeypot for the mods to swoop in and probe people with "check your pms" as tehy sigh and open up their suicidewatch excel sheet btw
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Jan 3, 2023 21:16
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Might as well exist if given the chance. Way for the universe to know itself and all.
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Jan 3, 2023 21:18
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Asterite34 posted:How do you know you didn't? 
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Jan 3, 2023 21:18
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Chinatown posted:to be alive is to take stank dumps on the reg, which is extremely satisfying If you're lucky
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Jan 3, 2023 21:19
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YeahTubaMike posted:If you're lucky I eat alot of broccoli yeah
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Jan 3, 2023 22:28
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:nice honeypot for the mods to swoop in and probe people with "check your pms" as tehy sigh and open up their suicidewatch excel sheet btw lol
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Jan 3, 2023 22:29
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Yeah I've had so much sex and eaten so much pepperoni pizza. Also I'm a male in the richest country on earth. 10/10 life would do again.
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Jan 3, 2023 22:41
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The premise has a lot of theological implications
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Jan 4, 2023 01:40
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I was born screaming "why did you do this to me" so no, pass.
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Jan 4, 2023 01:42
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all the pain and sadness odf this life is worth it for the ability to send tweets to the blues traveler dude calling him fat and telling him to suck poo poo from your rear end in a top hat
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Jan 4, 2023 02:31
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Also, we all die eventually and go back to unconscious nothingness anyways so I don't see why not at least give it a crack. You might eat some pepperoni pizza and even get laid on the way from nothing to nothing.
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Jan 4, 2023 02:36
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If I already somehow exist without a body and retain the ability to conceptualize the life of and emphasise with the struggles and triumphs of the person I would be if incarnate then yeah sure gently caress it the horses have already bolted.
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Jan 4, 2023 02:38
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Bad Purchase posted:i would choose to be born rich and beautiful and very very stupid "Yes, but I get to pick the details" is cheating!!! But also, same.
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Jan 4, 2023 02:38
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Opposed to what? I mean sure, what else am I going to do?
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Jan 4, 2023 03:17
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Vampire Panties posted:Assuming you have a consciousness to make a decision, wtf else would you do? Any other choice is suicide You could stay a ghost or become a Goku.
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Jan 4, 2023 04:10
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Yeah but only due to curiosity and not receiving any better offers
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Jan 4, 2023 04:15
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I’ve got a couple of cats that depend on me for food, affection, and cuddling. That’s worth living.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:nice honeypot for the mods to swoop in and probe people with "check your pms" as tehy sigh and open up their suicidewatch excel sheet btw also, lol
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