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Toxic Mental posted:Also, we all die eventually and go back to unconscious nothingness anyways so I don't see why not at least give it a crack. You might eat some pepperoni pizza and even get laid on the way from nothing to nothing. Rejoice, death is not the end.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:nice honeypot for the mods to swoop in and probe people with "check your pms" as tehy sigh and open up their suicidewatch excel sheet btw lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 05:40 |
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I've spent over half of my life wishing it were over, so I'm going with no, op.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:04 |
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What are we assuming about this pre-birth state OP? We seem to be sentient and individual if we're making independent decisions, have we achieved luxury gay pre-birth communism? Is it constantly itchy and we can't wait to leave? I have questions.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:16 |
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The place you see when you smoke DMT is where we go when we die and it's where we chill before we're born. It's probably in Vermont. How do you people not know this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1h9OjS8NTw
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:25 |
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I don't want to die now that I'm here, but hard no on the being born thing. If I could skip out on the pure existential horror of existence I would.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:26 |
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If I could NewGame+ this poo poo it would absolutely rule.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:44 |
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no
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:45 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:58 |
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Look, if I genuinely had a choice then no way in hell am I dealing with this mess of a reality. But I didn't have a choice and I am a stubborn gently caress so I'm gonna be complaining until the bitter end. I'm stuck in a society, or something. Every time I hear anyone talk about their "previous lives" I'm like gently caress, have you not learned your lesson?
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 07:38 |
I voted no and then my guardian angel appeared and showed me how the world would be if I'd never existed. It wasn't noticeably different tbh
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:40 |
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Nooner posted:all the pain and sadness odf this life is worth it for the ability to send tweets to the blues traveler dude calling him fat and telling him to suck poo poo from your rear end in a top hat You never cease to amaze me Nooner. You should send him one that says you cannot play a foot long hotdog like a harmonica.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 12:32 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:nice honeypot for the mods to swoop in and probe people with "check your pms" as tehy sigh and open up their suicidewatch excel sheet btw lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 12:36 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:What are we assuming about this pre-birth state OP? We seem to be sentient and individual if we're making independent decisions, have we achieved luxury gay pre-birth communism? Would you even think about leaving if that were the case bitterandtwisted posted:I voted no and then my guardian angel appeared and showed me how the world would be if I'd never existed. In my case I can see it actually improving my parents lives tbh, my mother had postpartum depression and other poo poo Also my dad was dating someone else too and hosed my mom and then lol Big Scary Owl fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jan 4, 2023 |
# ? Jan 4, 2023 14:35 |
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asked this question many times and the answer has always been the same: life sucks and then you die
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 14:41 |
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If you'd asked me 10 years ago, it would be a resounding NO. But today, despite the fact that the past 10 years were still hard, I'd say yes. I've seen enough and stuck around long enough that I know life can get better.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:20 |
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Big Scary Owl posted:Also my dad was dating someone else too and hosed my mom and then lol Hello, fellow side piece baby
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:51 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Hello, fellow side piece baby Sup
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:59 |
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If there is some prelife/afterlife I bet you’d feel a ton of FOMO hearing about all of those wacky adventures people got up to with meatbag bodies.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:53 |
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Of course not and you'd have to be insane to think otherwise. That having been said, if I meet the right person and the stars align, I intend to have at least two children. You see I can dish it out but I can't take it.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 19:14 |
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If I had the ability to make changes, yes. Reliving things the way they are? No.
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 19:23 |
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I'm going to be so mad if there is an afterlife. Haven't we suffered enough??
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 20:26 |
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Cant shoot those fat ropes if youre dead[from not being born]
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 20:29 |
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Mr.Acula posted:Cant shoot those fat ropes if youre dead[from not being born] yep. been shooting ropes, lately
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 20:34 |
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So we got a total of votes, with "No" having 66.67% which is pretty significant. By the rules of democracy, we should be able to impeach and/or sue God
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 17:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfxE6dlrxt4
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 17:53 |
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i didn't vote becuase the poll is a contrived and cacamamie scenario. OVBIOSULY the true poll results are 100% yes, because the no voters are still alive. qed
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 17:53 |
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Yes, I chose to divide myself yesterday
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:22 |
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If souls are self aware and god just shoves them into babies without asking he's a soul rapist
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:24 |
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I want to be a fish op, can i be fish?
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:25 |
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Icochet posted:I want to be a fish op, can i be fish? Gotta ask God for that
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:25 |
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Big Scary Owl posted:So we got a total of votes, with "No" having 66.67% which is pretty significant. By the rules of democracy, we should be able to impeach and/or sue God GBS: Attack and dethrone God
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:12 |
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I would simply choose to be born having achieved Nirvana, OP.
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:24 |
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Yeah because my life's been pretty good. I just saw Paris in November!
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:50 |
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Would I have to stay as a wildebeest like I was in my last incarnation or could I change species again?
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 21:13 |
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goatface posted:Would I have to stay as a wildebeest like I was in my last incarnation or could I change species again? Furry detected.
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 21:14 |
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I could be moved to a higher state of animal life, like a slow loris or a quokka. Or a sea slug.
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 21:19 |
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Big Scary Owl posted:So we got a total of votes, with "No" having 66.67% which is pretty significant. By the rules of democracy, we should be able to impeach and/or sue God https://youtu.be/G1zx7ZacM48
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 21:23 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:If souls are self aware and god just shoves them into babies without asking he's a soul rapist and furthermore parents also make this choice for their kids without consent, so all parents are trafficking at the very least
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 21:44 |
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Beard Dandruff posted:If only escaping samsara was that easy. for real, the harder you try the deeper you dig
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 22:57 |