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what are some of your favorite zingers. quips. japes. wisecracks and bon mots, fellow goons?
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Jan 3, 2023 22:44
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YOU'RE MOM
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Jan 3, 2023 22:45
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Rector? drat near killed’er!
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Jan 3, 2023 22:47
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Jan 3, 2023 22:49
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Jan 3, 2023 23:08
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 IN YOUR FACE
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Jan 3, 2023 23:14
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XYZAB posted:YOU'RE MOM It's "you'r'e"
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Jan 4, 2023 00:25
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Youre mom, you're rear end what's the difference!
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Jan 4, 2023 00:41
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The best zingers need a setup op. They are created organically. In the moment
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Jan 4, 2023 01:13
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assfuck my balls bitch!
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Jan 4, 2023 02:09
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Hey IDIOT, you’re pants are wrinkled, like my poo poo hahahahahahaaa! 
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Jan 4, 2023 03:20
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this is what it's like when balls collide ~sTaTic X~
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Jan 4, 2023 03:22
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Play posted:The best zingers need a setup op. They are created organically. In the moment Much like I created you organically in the moment by loving your mom
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Jan 4, 2023 03:22
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You suck
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Jan 4, 2023 03:23
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Do I look like I give a dam? Do I look like a beaver? You're the beaver. Look at your teeth
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Jan 4, 2023 05:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkeuJyfACMQ&t=1s
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Jan 4, 2023 06:15
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Big fan of the Ligma op
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Jan 4, 2023 17:19
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penus
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Jan 4, 2023 17:23
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I eat pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast.
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Jan 4, 2023 17:36
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I piss all over somebody's face and say "Just kidding!"
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Jan 4, 2023 17:38
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I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your tongue was on fire.
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Jan 4, 2023 17:39
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Bad Purchase posted:penus 
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Jan 4, 2023 17:42
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I had wonderful consensual intercourse with your mother last night. She truly enjoyed taking my seminal fluid into her body. Yes, you may call me Dad now.
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Jan 4, 2023 18:15
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Your mom is so fat, when she drives on (insert local highway number here; let's say 410), it becomes 900!
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Jan 4, 2023 18:51
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"Kill yourself you loving piece of poo poo! You are less than nothing! I hope your whole family gets loving murdered! I wish harm upon you and everyone like you, forever! You are worse than cancer!" I'm not really into the whole good-natured ribbing thing. edit: No, I don't respond well to teasing. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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Jan 4, 2023 19:00
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Nice shoes. For a clown to wear.
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Jan 4, 2023 19:18
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You sure smell nice. IDIOT.
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Jan 4, 2023 19:29
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Jan 4, 2023 19:37
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Well… THAT just happened!!
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Jan 4, 2023 19:38
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is there a "turn on your monitor" equivalent that works for smartphones?
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Jan 4, 2023 19:45
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gently caress my balls, you suck man.
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Jan 4, 2023 19:54
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FreeRangeHexagon posted:is there a "turn on your monitor" equivalent that works for smartphones? it's u
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Jan 4, 2023 19:56
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Jerk Store had sex with your wife.
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Jan 4, 2023 20:04
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FirstnameLastname posted:it's u 
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Jan 4, 2023 20:07
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You look like a pedophile
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Jan 4, 2023 20:12
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Icochet posted:You look like a pedophile turn on your monitor
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Jan 4, 2023 20:13
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this is a good thread, OP FOR ME TO POOP ON 
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Jan 4, 2023 20:17
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There was an old thread in the goldmine from years ago when someone made a Duke Nukem Forever joke and another person replied "You're a lot like Duke Nukem Forever. Everyone thinks you're gonna come out but you never do." It got goldmine'd for that post alone. I still think about it to this day.
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Jan 4, 2023 20:25
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unzin posted:turn on your monitor Funniest poo poo I ever saw
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Jan 4, 2023 20:53
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