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it’s not easy having jaundice in paradise
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my Instagram filters were prescribed by a doctor
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Jan 4, 2023 01:28
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ya I know there aren’t any carrots in Bermuda
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Jan 4, 2023 01:35
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Fashioning a crude biliblanket from coconut leaves and the battery powered LED Hanukkah lights that washed up after the plane crash |
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Jan 4, 2023 01:41
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Excuse me, but I believe I signed up for a jaunt in paradise.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Jan 4, 2023 02:07
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goddamnit after the divorce i told janice i'd see her in hell, never thought to find her here
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Jan 4, 2023 02:33
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jaundice in wonderland
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Jan 4, 2023 04:30
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Viginti Septem posted:Excuse me, but I believe I signed up for a jaunt in paradise. i signed up for a joint in paradise
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Jan 4, 2023 04:31
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me, jaundiced in paradise: i don't get it. this is paradise, i shouldnt be sick. that can only mean one thing... im in.... the other place Rod sterling: we hope you enjoyed our latest tale, where a sick man realizes not all is right with the world. tune in next episode for the story of the cigarette that smokes people *takes a long drag* ah ... refreshing
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Jan 4, 2023 04:36
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One too many cheeseburgers, eh?
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Jan 4, 2023 04:50
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Escape From Noise posted:One too many cheeseburgers, eh? wasting away again in margaritaville 
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Jan 4, 2023 04:54
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my wife trying to find me amongst the sand
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Jan 4, 2023 05:03
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Everyone here keeps kicking my rear end for fun because they know I look like a walking bruise already |
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Jan 4, 2023 05:17
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finally. the way health classes taught us about alcohol you'd think it'd be easier to get jaundice, but gently caress I worked hard for this 
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Jan 4, 2023 06:17
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the anti-tan
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Jan 4, 2023 15:04
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dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to jaundice orb and his paradise in holy matrimony *throws fistful after fistful of rice and/or macadamias at nut*
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Jan 4, 2023 15:33
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oh, think twice, it's just another day for you and me, you and me with jaundice in paradise |
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Jan 5, 2023 19:41
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jaundice in paradise all the hot single ladies and men competing to get the weekly iron shot
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Jan 6, 2023 01:28
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It's jaundice fool's paradise anyhow
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Jan 6, 2023 02:26
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as I walk with icteric skin: the shadow of death Take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left Cause I've been jaundice on this trip for so long that Even my mama thinks that vacation is gone |
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Jan 6, 2023 03:09
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I really hate to trip but I gotta loc Like that show, I see myself as those yellow folk, fool I'm the kinda sick the littles homies wanna be like Cause they think that I'm a Simpson when I walk under the streetlight deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 6, 2023 |
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Jan 6, 2023 03:15
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(chorus of angels singing:) You will never find a wife, cause you're jaundice in this paradise You will never find a wife, cause you're jaundice in this paradise You look like the sand alright, livin' jaundice in this paradise You look like the sand alright, livin' jaundice in this paradise |
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Jan 6, 2023 03:24
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bilirubin growin', growin' bilirubin, yellow on my skin, yeah, yellow like a mutant everybody's runnin, but jaundice ain't contagious it just means my blood explodes and I'm yellow like potatoes |
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Jan 6, 2023 03:30
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Jan 6, 2023 04:38
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lmao ddpm
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Jan 6, 2023 20:41
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rear end-penny posted:lmao ddpm |
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Jan 7, 2023 00:12
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deep dish peat moss posted:as I walk with icteric skin: the shadow of death deep dish peat moss posted:I really hate to trip but I gotta loc deep dish peat moss posted:(chorus of angels singing:) deep dish peat moss posted:bilirubin growin', growin' bilirubin, |
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Jan 7, 2023 00:15
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deep dish peat moss posted:I really hate to trip but I gotta loc 
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Jan 7, 2023 00:16
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Jan 7, 2023 01:15
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Jan 7, 2023 02:27
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Please stop calling me Mellow Yellow. Despite being in paradise I'm extremely tightly wound.
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Jan 7, 2023 03:55
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rear end-penny posted:lmao ddpm
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Jan 7, 2023 14:52
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Tried to amend my hard-drinkin' habit Nearly made it seven whole days Sweat through the sheets in bed, wishin' that I was dead Was too used to shots of vodka at noon on Wednesday But one day I noticed on my skin It had taken on a new kind of hue Not pink brown or green, a different sheen My skin was lookin' a certain shade of citrine, I got Got jaundice in paradise Liver failure don't feel so nice Gotta stay hooked up to this blood device I'm just got some jaundice in paradise |
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