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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
it seems we no longer have a thread for documenting and reporting our various sexual and non sexual encounters with cryptids. has anyone successfully jacked off a bigfoot? nessie? champy? this thread is a safe space for people to post their encounters and not in any way a honeypot.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

lol

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
these are all good stories and I'm compiling the data from them

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'll be honest, i may have a wealthy client who is trying to locate a bigfoot so they can jack it off. any tips to a location of one are much appreciated.

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