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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > thread for reporting cryptid encounters
most seductive cryptid?
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Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
 I encountered this cryptid once that scared the poo poo out of me. I was at a lake and saw it just... floating. On the surface of the water, as impossible as that sounds. Its body was white, but it wasn't skin or hair, it was like the stuff that's inside pillows. From its face protruded some curved, orange thing. As I was watching, wings expanded from its body and it launched into the sky! And its dick was huge

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