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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Rollerjam and boobies imo

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

ill take care of it

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

I think you just have to put them through some trauma that makes them feel totally helpless at a young age so they realize that they can be hosed over too. What could go wrong??

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
be a twitch streaming conservative and steal their girlfriend

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
make them go to all-boys catholic school

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

More transphobic

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

Xaris posted:

make them go to all-boys catholic school

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
recruit a babe to run for senator

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
offer to blow them

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Simply bring your arguments for leftism to the Marketplace of Ideas. Young white men are famously rational and eager to challenge the worldviews inherited from their parents, they flock to the Marketplace of Ideas and there they will honestly and openly engage with leftism if given the opportunity.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

tell them Marx was white too

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
agree with op, we should have goons in rollerskates riding around with their boobs

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

We say it sucks, they're mostly contrarians so it can't fail

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
get more racist

speng31b
May 8, 2010

tell them it's a substitute for their lack of distinctive personality

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Mma

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Better graphics in video games

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

paul_soccer12 posted:

Better graphics in video games

this

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Bocksing

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
improving ethics in gaming journalism

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Xaris posted:

improving ethics in gaming journalism

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
make Zarya a lesbian and take away Tracer's rear end

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
put hassan on NBC

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

give karl marx huge anime titys

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Free copy of next CoD

Or maybe make their material conditions bedder? idk

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjc5U-Tt5so

Ways to make leftism more attractive to young white men. Ladies and gentlemen, here we go everybody, this is tonight's Top 10 brought to you by :nattyburn:

1: Get up off the couch and go outside where a parade of angry men are marching.

2: Make Hunter Biden our leader. For one, as the most doxxed man in the world, he cannot be bought. He's also verifiably NOT GAY.

3: Read the classics of the Western canon such as Hamlet, perhaps the world's most demoralizing play, which depicts the destruction of the Danish kingdom and the end of Hamlet's bloodline.

4: Spend $40 billion to acquire a social media site.

5: Stop worshipping Mercury, the god of sleeping dreams. Apollo, the god of life and the destroyer, inspires through "awoken dreams" or the active imagination and planning of men.

6: Subscribe to my Patreon.

7: Defeat the Kremlin in your mind. Slava Ukraini!

8: Make chad baby noises.

9: Once the war goes badly, simp twice as hard.

And lastly...

:rimshot:

10: Lift weights and go to church!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Thats only 10 rules. Young white men want 12 rules.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjc5U-Tt5so
3: Read the classics of the Western canon such as Hamlet, perhaps the world's most demoralizing play, which depicts the destruction of the Danish kingdom and the end of Hamlet's bloodline.

The destruction of the Danish kingdom makes me feel good.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Xaris posted:

be a twitch streaming conservative and steal sex-traffic their girlfriend
Fixed for you.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Maybe we should make unionized steel mills less gay

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
One Word: TWINS

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

turn them into girls

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
MORE REALISTIC VIDEO GAMES

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

paul_soccer12 posted:

MORE REALISTIC VIDEO GAMES

https://kotaku.com/victoria-3-communism-op-paradox-simulation-capitalism-1849832954

?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
needs a rebrand imo. when people think LEFT they think Left-Handed, who's Left-handed? Ned Flanders. Nerd, Goody-Goody, Neighbor, it's no good.


Homer Simpsonism, now there's a political philosophy I'd join

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

introduce them to women with big asses imo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Maybe we should make unionized steel mills less gay

counterpoint: maybe we should make unionized steel mills more gay

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Maybe we should make unionized steel mills less gay

That ship sailed decades ago.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
estrogen in the drinking water

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

estrogen in the drinking water

me already putting my arms through the straps of a bra: well we won't know until we try I mean we might as well hear him out and try i mean come on right?

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