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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

AnimeIsTrash posted:

introduce them to women with big asses imo

well gee i'm plumb out of ideas

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Imagine Friedrich Engels with the biggest knockers youve ever seen

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


anyone said "gay sex" yet?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Gay sex, for men

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

they hsould make a leftist holy roman empire, that way you can join the teutonic order and fight in the crusades

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

there should be more weird but attractive leftist internet figures that get guys to work out and be nice

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
resurrect zyzz with the old soviet reanimation technology

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

there should be more weird but attractive leftist internet figures that get guys to work out and be nice

more than just you?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
a serum of some kind

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

redneck nazgul posted:

turn them into girls

turn girls into young men

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Cuttlefush posted:

resurrect zyzz with the old soviet reanimation technology

Zyzz being inspirational for that subset of people probably has a lot to do with how he used "his brain" (drugs and surgery?) to break into that lifting world. He also fully bought into the "you need to be shaped like Gaston for women to want to gently caress or even be affectionate with you," which is insane but believable if you just never talk to women

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Weka posted:

more than just you?

I'm buff but bald and average looking, I don't think I fit the bill

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Zyzz being inspirational for that subset of people probably has a lot to do with how he used "his brain" (drugs and surgery?) to break into that lifting world. He also fully bought into the "you need to be shaped like Gaston for women to want to gently caress or even be affectionate with you," which is insane but believable if you just never talk to women

no, he said we're all gonna make it, not just the gastons, bra

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Cuttlefush posted:

no, he said we're all gonna make it, not just the gastons, bra

Well they needed a people's Gaston to make that point

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

I'm buff but bald and average looking, I don't think I fit the bill

Can you do like exercises for particular muscles in your face to change your face shape? I bet you could sell this idea to idiots anyway, copyright me 2023.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Weka posted:

Can you do like exercises for particular muscles in your face to change your face shape? I bet you could sell this idea to idiots anyway, copyright me 2023.

nah you gotta use a hammer

And there's already a face hammering internet guy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Weka posted:

Can you do like exercises for particular muscles in your face to change your face shape? I bet you could sell this idea to idiots anyway, copyright me 2023.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJCaB1UsLw

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Cuttlefush posted:

nah you gotta use a hammer

And there's already a face hammering internet guy

Lol this is amazing. I got elbowed in the face when I was a teenager and have a little spur on my chin that gives me a butt chin, so IT REALLY WORKS but lol at doing it on purpose.

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum
Its not my job to educate you on Ways to make leftism more attractive to young white men.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

set up a funny pod cast

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

perhaps a rap song about socialism...but by a white person

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

NeatHeteroDude posted:

He also fully bought into the "you need to be shaped like Gaston for women to want to gently caress or even be affectionate with you," which is insane but believable if you just never talk to women

These guys just want women to love them they way they love women, purely aesthetically.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
card carrying communists but the card is the N Word Pass

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Turtle Watch posted:

Its not my job to educate you on Ways to make leftism more attractive to young white men.

Its my job and Im hoping to get some ideas from the thread before my boss catches on that I dont know what Im doing!

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
ludovico technique

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
Tell them it will make them more attractive to women

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
tell them it will make you gay and then you can have hot gay sex with all your leftist bros

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
see you at the reading group tonight... comrade

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

What if we take all their money and put them in jail?

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

wait no psilocybin

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Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Bottomless soda

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
virtual zoos

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Tell them the truth about women?!

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

that they are objectively better than men?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

tell them the truth about syria

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Which side of the bars do the young white men go on?

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

wait a second i thought leftism was bad because it had too many white straight men?

when did we run through our stock of white dudes?

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

impossible. theyre everywhere

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The supply of white boys is getting dangerously low

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
from every hot milf according to their ability, to every white boy according to their needs

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