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Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever read lmaooooo

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Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Leo_Puglisi6/status/1662291364007272450?t

"As an american"

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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a strange fowl posted:

a lot of white australians slip into this horrible broad cockney-adjacent fake accent when they feel challenged and want to keep control of the situation without looking like they're panicking. it's like people who whistle when they're nervous, they're like "oh it makes me look chill and laid back" but actually it's more excruciating for everyone then if they just screamed and threw poo poo like normal people


Shogi posted:

when you put in a car insurance claim in Australia you have to estimate the speed the guy that hit you was doing. The options are like normal, fast, excessive and ‘hoon’

hosed up things Australians do

I'm Australian and not heard of either of these so uhh, do we add "making up things about Australia to the list?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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An American once told me that pizza was an American invention

I always thought that was pretty hosed up lol

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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Pizza was invented in Naples lmao

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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be that as it may

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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nice obelisk idiot posted:

after unification, italy was looking to roll out the sardinia-piedmontese anti-homosexuality laws nationwide. but they remembered the neapolitans, and were like wait. this is never going to work. and the south got an exemption

They still invented pizza

post COVID posted:

colonize threads. this is an american chat thread now.

No! No!!!!

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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Dokapon Findom posted:

I'm reading this as there was pizza everywhere yet the Americans were like can you believe there's no loving pizza here because none of the places serving it had the Pizza Hut roof

Same

In Australia we invented the Chiko roll, but we don't go around claiming we invented the Chinese spring roll lol

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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I've never ever been asked what illness I had after a sickie

It's hosed up if they ask each other that!!

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

italians did not invent pizza

that's hosed up

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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defend unlimited PTO as if it's a preferable system to accrued leave that can't be taken off you lol

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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HashtagGirlboss posted:

loving Gordon Ramsey whenever I see him on something pisses me off so bad with this and also paste-o



We are a sick broken people but neither of these words need or deserve two syllables

You also say aluminium wrong hth

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

who cares that's not hosed up

It's hosed up that you don't see how hosed up that is

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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Not that I'm a big pommy defender or anything, but they did invent the English language

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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mawarannahr posted:

they're right about aluminium (who says "plutonum" or "sodum?") and centre (it's spelled central not centeral) and bin (my rubbish bin is 100% plastic and can not be a can)

And many other things, also

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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hosed up

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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mawarannahr posted:

IUPAC is right

It's this

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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It's you, op

Edit: second hand meat mouth lol

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Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

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MadSparkle posted:

lol American "cheese"

hosed up things Americans do: have food substitutes they have to put in quotation marks

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