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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
subscription oil-based floatation device

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

526 different bluetooth speakers

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
hold on lemme find my favorite ces picture

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
there it is

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
if anyone can find the

4.2 tablet
4.7 tablet
5.2 tablet

picture it would be appreciated lol. i believe it was toshiba

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts


lol

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



show me the new tvs with the upgraded chips!

Mediatek has a new chip that is pretty powerful now and will make tvs way better - i may hold off on getting a new OLED as I wanted to get a LG C2 by end of year

info here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWMerl1tDo&t=357s

https://www.mediatek.com/products/digital-tv/mediatek-pentonic-1000

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


aww yeah thats the stuff

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

that’s right 5.1” tablet…. take u out to dinner?

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

is 2023 too soon to start pretending people want smart fridges again?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

is 2023 the year of the 3D television

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Vintersorg posted:

show me the new tvs with the upgraded chips!

Mediatek has a new chip that is pretty powerful now and will make tvs way better - i may hold off on getting a new OLED as I wanted to get a LG C2 by end of year

info here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWMerl1tDo&t=357s

https://www.mediatek.com/products/digital-tv/mediatek-pentonic-1000

imagine how targeted the smart TV banner ads will be with a dedicated ai processor

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


2023 is the year of amazon affiliate links over products in your movies

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
MS patenting the MCDONALDS! idea and then falling so flat on their rear end with Xbox One Kinect that they never really had a chance to try it is a rare hiccup in the slide towards infernal tech hell

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

AtomD posted:

MS patenting the MCDONALDS! idea and then falling so flat on their rear end with Xbox One Kinect that they never really had a chance to try it is a rare hiccup in the slide towards infernal tech hell

getting so owned that apple bought the kinect technology out from under them and they couldn't do anything about it is like being back in the pirates of silicon valley days petty

other than the SONY car nothing particularly hilarious yet this year

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Sweevo posted:

526 different bluetooth speakers

that is probably on the low side but not as many as wireless earbuds of which I’d guess there will be at least a thousand different models

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Sweevo posted:

is 2023 too soon to start pretending people want smart fridges again?

spent a lot of time looking at high end appliances lately and they annoyingly all have Wi-Fi built in

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

ThinkPhone

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

hell yes

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

graph posted:

zoll was 12 years ago

i wonder what ever happened to zoll

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Raluek posted:

zoll was 12 years ago?

2011 was 12 years ago.

hang on, i just got it 🤯

wow same

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Sweevo posted:

is 2023 too soon to start pretending people want smart fridges again?

it's all about smart ovens, now!

https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/2/23535824/samsung-bespoke-ai-oven-livestream-burn-detection

quote:

That internal camera isn’t just for the AI to use. Samsung says you can even livestream the view from inside your oven to social media (the company’s fact sheet says this is “great for content creators and avid chefs who want to share their dishes”)

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

SO DEMANDING posted:

it's all about smart ovens, now!

called it

rotor posted:

this air fryer runs android

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

sorry dinner will be late my oven is updating its firmware

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Thanks Marie Calendar dot com for ruining Thanksgiving dessert!

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

dinner's gonna be a lil' late tonight, honey. the oven is doing its twitch stream.

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

cowboy beepboop posted:

sorry dinner will be late my oven is updating its firmware

https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1529482897157070849?s=20

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

laugh it up fuzzball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PscH6pi1BN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arnamom0CZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0Ph5Ehvow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Oqvx0eJ9o

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Kuvo posted:

i wonder what ever happened to zoll

idk, but the actor doesn't have zoll mentioned on his imdb or wikipedia page for some reason...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Clemente

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
we've all done things we're not proud of

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rotor posted:

we've all done things we're not proud of

it's cool. It's wikipedia. I added it.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
In 2015, Clemente began attending Yale College, where he double-majored in Russian[16] and economics.

thats a hell of a turn lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kuvo posted:

i wonder what ever happened to zoll

he was on broadway last i checked

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


thanks lenovo

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Pinterest Mom posted:


thanks lenovo

thanks i hate it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

akadajet posted:

it's cool. It's wikipedia. I added it.

this seems unnecessarily cruel

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

yall remember this good-rear end ces keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
more like Cringe Expo Session imo

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