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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Dijkstracula posted:

yall remember this good-rear end ces keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

when ces rolls around all of these aspiring young stage actors get a call and their careers are subsequently ruined. many such stories

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

maroon 5.... didn't those guys do the trump inauguration?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

oh wait, thats 3 doors down. I can't keep track of em.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Dijkstracula posted:

yall remember this good-rear end ces keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

i think about "or..... a ceo :)" like once a week

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
a cat, but on the blockchain

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
cats as a service (CaaS)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

asus reinvents the 3ds

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
over the top dogs (OTTd)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

sage has a new smart appliance that makes butterfingers on demand

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
sega introduces saturn 2

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

sega introduces saturn 2

Sign me up

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Dijkstracula posted:

yall remember this good-rear end ces keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

and a year later michael bay walked off of the stage during the samsung keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

cowboy beepboop posted:

foldable oled tv

https://twitter.com/TheGeeklyGrind/status/1611133386617389057

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
Take a trip back in time to CES 2011...

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL571436EA4438A3A3

Enjoy?

dev286 fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jan 6, 2023

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

lol it appears 'wireless TVs' are the hot new thing at CES

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we have two eyeballs yet only one display

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

The_Franz posted:

and a year later michael bay walked off of the stage during the samsung keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

that was so weird

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

rotor posted:

that was so weird

they said something that alluded to the teleprompter being messed up, but him walking off stage when asked about how the gimmicky curved screen makes his movies better was still :discourse:

other great conference keynote disasters: that e3 ubisoft conference that had the double whammy of james cameron rambling for 30 minutes and pele awkwardly repeating himself over and over because someone kept signalling him to kill time

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

The_Franz posted:

someone kept signalling him to kill time

put me in coach, i'm ready

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

The_Franz posted:

and a year later michael bay walked off of the stage during the samsung keynote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

this ones my favorite

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

The_Franz posted:

they said something that alluded to the teleprompter being messed up, but him walking off stage when asked about how the gimmicky curved screen makes his movies better was still :discourse:

other great conference keynote disasters: that e3 ubisoft conference that had the double whammy of james cameron rambling for 30 minutes and pele awkwardly repeating himself over and over because someone kept signalling him to kill time

lol yeah i remember that and also pagancow stanning for total hack michael bay

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Beeftweeter posted:

sega introduces saturn 2

atari tapes two jaguars together and claims its 128-bit

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Beeftweeter posted:

sega introduces saturn 2

with octagonal primitives

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1611184823539994625

ok, ok were getting there, guess ces needed to get the big bois out of the way first

kliras
Mar 27, 2021
are there even any themes to ces this year like with vr, crypto, and incels learning about basic female anatomy for the first time?

i guess it's mostly just cars and tv's?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

kliras posted:

are there even any themes to ces this year like with vr, crypto, and incels learning about basic female anatomy for the first time?

i guess it's mostly just cars and tv's?

you can get a breathing bean apparently. you wanted a breathing bean right?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1611377185549389826

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

stroller pauses in crosswalk of ten lane boulevard: please wait, updating firmware...

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

also this is 99% of ces content, seven different wireless earbud models [not counting color variations] priced between $50 and $100

quote:

JBL's Tune range is the brand's latest take on active noise-cancelling (ANC) wireless earbuds, while the Vibe earbuds are JBL's latest entry-level range. The Tune line consists of three products: Tune Buds, Tune Beam, and Tune Flex. 

Each pair of Tune earbuds will cost $99.95, comes in black, blue, and white colours, and will be hitting stores starting in June 2023.

The Tune Buds (think standard earbuds design) come with 10mm drivers, 40 hours of battery life with the case and ANC, and IP54 water and dust resistance. The Tune Beam buds (think AirPods Pro design) come with 6mm drivers, 40 hours of battery life with the case and ANC, and IP54 water and dust resistance. And the Tune Flex buds (think standard AirPods) come with 12mm drivers, 24 hours of battery life with the case and ANC, and IPX4 water resistance. All of the Tune buds come with Bluetooth 5.3 and four built-in microphones.

In terms of JBL's Vibe non-ANC earbuds, they're also split into three different products: Vibe Buds, Vibe Beam, and Vibe Flex. Each Vibe earbud comes with up to 32 hours of battery life with the case and IP54 water and dust resistance. The Vibe Buds (standard earbud design) come with 8mm drivers at $49.95; the Vibe Beam (AirPods Pro design) also comes with 8mm drivers at $49.95; and the Vibe Flex (standard AirPods design) comes with 12mm drivers at $69.95. JBL's affordable Vibe line will be available in black and white, and on sale in February 2023.

Outside of the Vibe and Tune earbuds, JBL also announced a new pair of sport earbuds ready for your next workout. The JBL Endurance Peak 3 come with 10mm drivers, IP68 water and dust resistance, 50 hours of battery life with the case, and four built-in microphones. The Endurance Peak 3 buds are going on sale on February 19th for $99.95 in black and white finishes.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




someone's babby gonna get vigo'd

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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so loving lazy you cant even raise your arms lol

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
baby's first fsd

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
full lovely diaper

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!


fair cop to these two, this is peak vancouver yuppie bullshit and the production model will do numbers in coal harbour

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i've always found it confusing that there's a cole harbour in halifax and coal harbour in vancouver

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
tarblette

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Pinterest Mom posted:

i've always found it confusing that there's a cole harbour in halifax and coal harbour in vancouver

I've only been to Dartmouth once for comparison (for John's Lunch :yum: ) but I definitely know which harbour I'd rather spend my time in

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


men, on your feet, the enemy has started their attack!


hold firm, we can throw off these reinforcements!


second platoon has fallen, they're trying to flank us! third platoon move in!


third platoon, report! third platoon! what the hell happened, REGROUP! REGRO...oh god no...

no...no! they can't! it's not possible! those bastards!

they have left us no choice. deploy the ideacentre. goddamit you heard me, i don't care what the brass told us, we've lost too many men already, DEPLOY THE IDEACENTRE HORIZON 27!

https://i.imgur.com/f6CdEfz.mp4

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