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makes really stern face, the shot lingers holds out hand slowly, palm down "eeeaaasy now..."
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Watches a dinosaur tear apart my team for the 10th time, still emotionless.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 07:05 |
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he is mario now (:
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 07:12 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Watches a dinosaur tear apart my team for the 10th time, still emotionless. He was a navy seal so he's used to it
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 07:26 |
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Nooner posted:he is mario now (: Still loving up dinosaurs.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 07:30 |
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:jumps on a velociraptor's back, stares grimly forward as the camera zooms in: Let's-a go.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 07:32 |
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Shoots Bowser in the face with a laser gun while riding a triceratops then dismounts to give Peach a kiss with a determined look.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 07:48 |
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Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. I guess he appeals to a certain demographic that is really stupid and smells and likes to kiss their own butts. I firmly believe that an actor's take home income should be capped at $80,000 so that I don't get jealous. That said, if you've ever acted before then you know that acting, true acting is really easy, anyone can do it and everyone should try it. There are very few people on this earth that can't do what Tom Hanks does. Thank you, good night.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 09:26 |
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kntfkr posted:Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. Tom hanks hosed a coconut in that one movie.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 10:01 |
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Honestly gonna be a bit disappointed if they don't have a scene where Mario holds his hands out at a group of Yoshis surrounding him
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 10:02 |
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i havnt really liked any of the new jurassic world movies but when chris gave that velociraptor a reach around to completion in dominion i stood up in the theater and clapped.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 10:06 |
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flubber nuts posted:i havnt really liked any of the new jurassic world movies but when chris gave that velociraptor a reach around to completion in dominion i stood up in the theater and clapped. You won’t be clapping when that thing lays an egg.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 10:08 |
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I liked Chris Pratt in Parks & Rec cause I thought he played a fun doofy idiot really well but it was difficult to learn he's just a doofy idiot in real life only not as much fun
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 10:15 |
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He's playing Garfield
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 10:23 |
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I remember finishing Jurassic World and thinking to myself, “Welp, that sure was a shitass terrible movie, but any sequel couldn’t possibly be any worse, right?” Lmao what a naive dumbfuck moron shithead I was (and still am!).
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 11:48 |
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T-rex ate my whole rear end.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 12:53 |
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Rewatched Jurassic Park couple of days ago, still a tight movie.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 13:00 |
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Hello Chris Pratt in every single Jurassic World movie. Suck. my freakin. BALLS
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 13:13 |
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sad question posted:Rewatched Jurassic Park couple of days ago, still a tight movie. It's weird how they keep making "Jurassic (Place)" movies but there is still only one good one.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 13:29 |
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I stopped giving a poo poo after they did The Lost World and hosed up the story from the book.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 14:03 |
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*Pratt approaching goons*
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 15:00 |
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I heard from a reliable source that Chris Pratt does the hand-out serious-face pose in the mirror every morning, before even brushing his teeth.
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He does all the moves
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 15:56 |
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Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 16:04 |
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:I stopped giving a poo poo after they did The Lost World and hosed up the story from the book. That is one big pile of poo poo
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 16:17 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Tom hanks hosed a coconut in that one movie. I liked when he put Wilson up his butt
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 16:29 |
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More like Chris Fartt
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 16:30 |
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At least he can act, unlike Tom Cruise.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 16:46 |
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hey, hey, hey, get this: more like crisp rat
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 17:05 |
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Someone has still yet to satisfactorily explain to me why raptors would make such great military assets compared to humans
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 17:09 |
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Could Chris Pratt have stopped Jeremy Renner's snowplough by doing that line and if so should he be morally obliged to accompany Renner on all future snow-rearranging endeavours? I think so.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 18:17 |
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haljordan posted:Someone has still yet to satisfactorily explain to me why raptors would make such great military assets compared to humans Don't need salaries. No annoying attacks of conscience. Cannot be legally held to account for war atrocities.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 18:19 |
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Peg Sliderskew posted:Don't need salaries. But who will finance Camaros at 18% interest if we get rid of the human troops
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 18:21 |
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Pris Chatt
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 18:24 |
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Cris pritt
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 18:27 |
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haljordan posted:Someone has still yet to satisfactorily explain to me why raptors would make such great military assets compared to humans easily blend in to crowds
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haljordan posted:But who will finance Camaros at 18% interest if we get rid of the human troops You think velociraptors understand compound interest? They would buy Camaros at 90% interest. Chris Pratt can't be there saying 'easy now' at every dealership simultaneously. You have to wonder why we bother with human soldiers at that point.
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Thris Crapp
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 19:20 |
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The next Jurassic Something movie is one long montage of dinosaurs making poor financial decisions, causing the worst financial crash since the meteor. It is revealed the prehistoric meteor itself was caused by poor retirement planning/housing bubble. Thank you, this is Stephan Speinbergf signing off.
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kntfkr posted:Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. People enjoyed his portrayal of buffoon in parks and rec. Then he decided to become Serious Actor. He's got face and name recognition (also probably a good agent.)
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