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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Watches a dinosaur tear apart my team for the 10th time, still emotionless. He was a navy seal so he's used to it
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Nooner posted:he is mario now (: Still loving up dinosaurs.
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Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. I guess he appeals to a certain demographic that is really stupid and smells and likes to kiss their own butts. I firmly believe that an actor's take home income should be capped at $80,000 so that I don't get jealous. That said, if you've ever acted before then you know that acting, true acting is really easy, anyone can do it and everyone should try it. There are very few people on this earth that can't do what Tom Hanks does. Thank you, good night.
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kntfkr posted:Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. Tom hanks hosed a coconut in that one movie. 
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Honestly gonna be a bit disappointed if they don't have a scene where Mario holds his hands out at a group of Yoshis surrounding him
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i havnt really liked any of the new jurassic world movies but when chris gave that velociraptor a reach around to completion in dominion i stood up in the theater and clapped.
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flubber nuts posted:i havnt really liked any of the new jurassic world movies but when chris gave that velociraptor a reach around to completion in dominion i stood up in the theater and clapped. You won’t be clapping when that thing lays an egg. 
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I liked Chris Pratt in Parks & Rec cause I thought he played a fun doofy idiot really well but it was difficult to learn he's just a doofy idiot in real life only not as much fun
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I remember finishing Jurassic World and thinking to myself, “Welp, that sure was a shitass terrible movie, but any sequel couldn’t possibly be any worse, right?” Lmao what a naive dumbfuck moron shithead I was (and still am!).
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T-rex ate my whole rear end.
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Hello Chris Pratt in every single Jurassic World movie. Suck. my freakin. BALLS
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sad question posted:Rewatched Jurassic Park couple of days ago, still a tight movie. It's weird how they keep making "Jurassic (Place)" movies but there is still only one good one.
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I stopped giving a poo poo after they did The Lost World and hosed up the story from the book.
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I heard from a reliable source that Chris Pratt does the hand-out serious-face pose in the mirror every morning, before even brushing his teeth.
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:I stopped giving a poo poo after they did The Lost World and hosed up the story from the book. That is one big pile of poo poo
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Tom hanks hosed a coconut in that one movie. I liked when he put Wilson up his butt
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hey, hey, hey, get this: more like crisp rat
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Someone has still yet to satisfactorily explain to me why raptors would make such great military assets compared to humans
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Could Chris Pratt have stopped Jeremy Renner's snowplough by doing that line and if so should he be morally obliged to accompany Renner on all future snow-rearranging endeavours? I think so.
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haljordan posted:Someone has still yet to satisfactorily explain to me why raptors would make such great military assets compared to humans Don't need salaries. No annoying attacks of conscience. Cannot be legally held to account for war atrocities.
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Peg Sliderskew posted:Don't need salaries. But who will finance Camaros at 18% interest if we get rid of the human troops
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haljordan posted:Someone has still yet to satisfactorily explain to me why raptors would make such great military assets compared to humans easily blend in to crowds
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haljordan posted:But who will finance Camaros at 18% interest if we get rid of the human troops You think velociraptors understand compound interest? They would buy Camaros at 90% interest. Chris Pratt can't be there saying 'easy now' at every dealership simultaneously. You have to wonder why we bother with human soldiers at that point.
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The next Jurassic Something movie is one long montage of dinosaurs making poor financial decisions, causing the worst financial crash since the meteor. It is revealed the prehistoric meteor itself was caused by poor retirement planning/housing bubble. Thank you, this is Stephan Speinbergf signing off.
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kntfkr posted:Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. People enjoyed his portrayal of buffoon in parks and rec. Then he decided to become Serious Actor. He's got face and name recognition (also probably a good agent.)
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