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its all nice on rice posted:People enjoyed his portrayal of buffoon in parks and rec. Then he decided to become Serious Actor. He's got face and name recognition (also probably a good agent.) What else has he been in besides P&R, Marvel stuff, and JP stuff? Is any of it tolerable? Wilkins Micawber posted:The next Jurassic Something movie is one long montage of dinosaurs making poor financial decisions, causing the worst financial crash since the meteor. It is revealed the prehistoric meteor itself was caused by poor retirement planning/housing bubble. Thank you, this is Stephan Speinbergf signing off. Based on watching (some of) Dominion, the next JP will premier on the Hallmark channel.
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Dominion even made the old JP actors suck. Who is responsible for this poo poo? What is their target audience?
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Jan 7, 2023 21:42
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Doesn't he play the sex pest astronaut that wakes up the lady midway through a space voyage, dooming them both? "The Space Buffoon With the Heart of Gold" is the name of that film, as I recall.
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kntfkr posted:Chris Pratt is the least talented person I have ever seen and his success is baffling to me. i think he is ok at being a well meaning child like douche like star-lord but thats kinda the beginning of the end of it. but i suspect thats mostly the script and everyone in the guardians movies being great in general.
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Jelly posted:What else has he been in besides P&R, Marvel stuff, and JP stuff? Is any of it tolerable? He first got all beefcake for Zero Dark Thirty, then they had to explain his sudden physical change in P&R by saying Andy simply drank less beer.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Doesn't he play the sex pest astronaut that wakes up the lady midway through a space voyage, dooming them both? "The Space Buffoon With the Heart of Gold" is the name of that film, as I recall. yes and I like to think he made this face before he opened that woman's cryogenic chamber and hosed up her life for good:
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A Very Sexy Baby posted:He first got all beefcake for Zero Dark Thirty, then they had to explain his sudden physical change in P&R by saying Andy simply drank less beer. to be fair, beer has a lot of calories, and people do frequently lose a bunch of weight by cutting out soda and beer
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What if we combine dinosaur DNA with Chris Pratt DNA?
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Howard Beale posted:I liked Chris Pratt in Parks & Rec cause I thought he played a fun doofy idiot really well You're the worst type of person and responsible for all of this.
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HAmbONE posted:What if we combine dinosaur DNA with Chris Pratt DNA? Velociprattor.
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Chris Pratt jeopardized a vital multibillion dollar colony mission, he must be brought back to Earth and tried for his crimes
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SilvergunSuperman posted:You're the worst type of person and responsible for all of this. I know, I shouldn't have cast him in that dinosaur movie
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TyRennersaurous Rex DilOlsensaur
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Whenever the dinosaurs started breeding they should have pivoted to Jurassic Ranch and started selling real deal fuckin brontosaurus burgers 
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Posting on page 2 of the chris Pratt is abd at acting tbread
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do u think that velociraptor gets embarrassed when she poos out eggs in front of chris pratt??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of the velociraptor pooping an egg while she looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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Smugworth posted:What do you think tastes better triceratops or dimetrodon I bet dimetrodons are real good with a quick sear, medium rare. Triceratops seem like they’d be tough, so I’d probably put a slab in the ol’ Weber smoker for half a day or so.
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Man, now I'm actually pretty sad I never got to eat dinosaur. I don't know why this is just now happening and not back in the days of Flintstones.
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Alligators and birds are mostly dinosaurs so just eat those and wear a friendstones shirt (it's just a long shirt but cut like zip zags at the bottom part).
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Why stop at one franchise? Chris Pratt should star in every gosh darn movie going forward. Heck, with deep fake technology, we can add Mr. Pratt to such classic fare as Lawrence of Arabia, Jaws and It's a Wonderful Life just to name a few.
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I bet gallimimus tastes like a 500lb chicken 
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Smugworth posted:I bet gallimimus tastes like a 500lb chicken I think it's pretty safe to say that theropod dinosaurs ,in general, probably tasted like chicken.
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I was in the last area of the queue for Velocicoaster at Universal, where there is a video of Chris Pratt's character getting agitated about the idea of a rollercoaster in a raptor enclosure, when a lightning storm shut the ride down. We waited there ages thanks to the storm (and wanting another go on the amazing coaster) and it took them quite a while to decide to mute the constantly repeating 5 minute video, so I have Pratt's delivery of some of his lines burned in my brain now. "There're smarter than you realise, Claire!"
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OneSizeFitsAll posted:I was in the last area of the queue for Velocicoaster at Universal, where there is a video of Chris Pratt's character getting agitated about the idea of a rollercoaster in a raptor enclosure, when a lightning storm shut the ride down. We waited there ages thanks to the storm (and wanting another go on the amazing coaster) and it took them quite a while to decide to mute the constantly repeating 5 minute video, so I have Pratt's delivery of some of his lines burned in my brain now. Never having been on the ride and reading this for the first time I thought "Lightning shuts the ride down" was part of the video, because that sounds very on brand for a jurassic park attraction.
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No, dinosaur eat YOU HAHAHAHA! 
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What sort of idoit gets eaten by a dinosaur? There like millions of years old, like take away their walking frames and they'll fall down faster than a drunken toddler holding a bowling ball. Hell just stay away from the dino retirement village and you'll be fine. Everyone who got eaten in those movies had it coming.
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