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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

is this about right? or is it somewhere else?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
are computer conscious

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

are computer conscious

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021535

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


echinopsis posted:

are computer conscious

computers believe that they are the only conscious beings and that we are biological gunk robots

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
best buy

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

if you take parts off of a dead computer in the real world, the computer also loses those parts while it's in computer heaven

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
be sure to baptize computer — otherwise it goes straight to hell

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


that's where I take my e-waste op

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

onto the shelf in my closet

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



it don't go to heaven where the angels fly

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

overseas to get incinerated, op

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Cat Face Joe posted:

it don't go to heaven where the angels fly

ok, what’s your theory on where it does go?

Boody
Aug 15, 2001
Silicon Heaven - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6YnAqPv4w

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



fart simpson posted:

ok, what’s your theory on where it does go?


polyester concept posted:

overseas to get incinerated, op

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

wouldn’t that just end its corporeal being though?

wode
Dec 8, 2015

Katana_Warrior posted:

if you take parts off of a dead computer in the real world, the computer also loses those parts while it's in computer heaven

So true. One must put a bitcoin over the webcam to pay the ferryman

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

Cat Face Joe posted:

it don't go to heaven where the angels fly
it go to the lake of fire at Fry's

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

echinopsis posted:

are computer conscious

are you?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



filthy regex posted:

it go to the lake of fire at Fry's

thank you

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

make sure you delete all your nudes before taking your computer to best buy. you know those bored "geeks" are looking for that poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rotor posted:

are you?

if life is a fractal then we are the space around/outside the fractal

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

echinopsis posted:

if life is a fractal then we are the space around/outside the fractal

ok, what if its not

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the ocean OP

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

PokeJoe posted:

the ocean OP

but surely computers fundamental essence lives on? thats what im asking about, not where computer's physical form ends up

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


no the essence can't cross the water air interface at the surface so the computer souls are all stuck down there too

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


they need the salt water to act as an electrolyte

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
go into the electro light

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rotor posted:

ok, what if its not

seems unlikely

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

polyester concept posted:

overseas to get incinerated, op

they don’t go to heaven where the angels fly
they go to a lake of fire and fry

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lardroom

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
my bits all go to compuhell

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
sh's to sh's, du -s to du -s.

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
When a computer dies, its soul goes to the gently caress zone. This is like heaven except that it's only computers and they're all loving.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
we cannot state with any certainty what lies beyond /dev/null

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


That's your room :xd:

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



when a computer dies it always comes back in googles data center as a hungry g-host

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