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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I will come to your house, and I will eat all of your cereal. Every bit of it. I will cram fists full of cereal into my mouth staring you dead in the eyes, screaming intermittently, blowing crumbs of wet cereal onto your floors and counters.

This isn't a threat, it's just in the handbook. I'm supposed to do this.


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cruft

is this the thread to post in when the hwc thread is closed?

cruft

Is it like closing and we can't get it to stay open?

cruft

Just spitballing here but have we tried giving Kaiser Schnitzel an allergy shot?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm going to eat kaiser's cereal too.

I'm going full hamjobs on this.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I will start reciting Catullus in this middle of this Lynn's Family Restaurant right here and right now I swear to gods


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm gonna kick over a newspaper stand


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm gonna push somebody!!!!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I will SCREEEEEEEAM in the middle of this Kohl's during a one day one sale extra cash event!!!!!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm going to go back in time, drive a bulldozer into a concert venue, and scream from the driver's seat, causing over $9000 in damages to the venue, prior to legendary nose musician Yamantaka Eye, ruining his legacy. :colbert:


cruft

Holland Oates posted:

I will start reciting Catullus in this middle of this Lynn's Family Restaurant right here and right now I swear to gods

I will start reciting Calculus.

You know, just for completeness sake.

Chewbecca

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Idk whats happening but I am hooting and hollering in solidarity



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm rootin AND tootin.

Might start rip roarin.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I will steal your banh mi wife. I will steal your coconut wife. And I'll steal your water wife. Watch the hell out, I'm going absolutely mad. Just bonkers.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Still mutinying but now I'm closing this thread. For now.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Reopening the mutiny thread because now there's no snacks in my bedroom and I can't go get cereal because there's a client here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I can't believe nobody left me any snacks, it's like you WANT me to overthrow BYOB to create a snacking poster's paradise!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i'm going to kick over a wedding cake


Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
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op is a cereal thriller :eyepop:






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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
p sure op's just copy pasting AC song titles

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
i was rude to you because you were pregnant

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Nosfereefer posted:

p sure op's just copy pasting AC song titles

Nope I'm dead mad and I'm going to eat cereal


Nosfereefer

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Holland Oates posted:

Nope I'm dead mad and I'm going to eat cereal

case in point

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Ass-penny

Nosfereefer posted:

p sure op's just copy pasting AC song titles

not enough slurs to be AxCx titles, assuming that's who you were talking about.


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biosterous




if you eat my cereal i will be sad, and then your guts will be sad, which will make you sad or maybe angry, anyway don't take my miniwheats they're mine thanks



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he/him

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I already ate all my cereal while screaming, so good luck, op

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm not taking over the entire skip, just the pantry. Our flag means snacks. No mods, no matters, unless the mods bring snacks. But still no masters, I can't go to school that long.


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Is muesli a cereal or a topping?






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Quadramind

I think it can be a topping and it has cereal in it. So, yes.

cruft

it's also a floor wax!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


You can simoniz your baby with a Hershey's candy bar, so, who is to say what is and is not cereal.

It's all soup in a bread bowl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJRx4QU37DM


Ass-penny

sorry hj I finished my crunchberries the other day


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


rear end-penny posted:

sorry hj I finished my crunchberries the other day

But I need oops all berries :(

I'll live with kix


Papa Was A Video Toaster





i only have frosted puffed wheat


Nosfereefer

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rear end-penny posted:

not enough australia words to be AxCx titles, assuming that's who you were talking about.

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Stoner Sloth


:australia:

Finger Prince


I hope you like pooping, because all it got is a box of fiber 1.

Nosfereefer

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turns out australians love to scream "hitler" while abusing a guitar?

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Stoner Sloth

Nosfereefer posted:

turns out australians love to scream "hitler" while abusing a guitar?

nah just the australian word, i have no idea about the band(?)... although that LNP premier of NSW did just get found out to have gone to a party dressed in nazi uniform so i guess at least the lovely australians do

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Finger Prince


I think everyone can agree that dressing as Hitler for Halloween or fancy dress is a bad look...
But what about sexy Hitler?

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