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I'm being horrifically sick and pissing out of my arse. As I rapidly lose body fluids and my brain switches from work to life support (make it to the toilet) I am developing faint visions of the future. Let's predict trends that'll occur in 2023! (Please remember we're too old to participate in any successfully predicted trends) Stacky Rolls: You collect a certain common coin, e.g. a 10p. Then you choose unique values for the year, and stack them consecutively. Put these into a clear container and wear them near your belt loops. An evolution of wallets on chains. Lingo: "wow that skin mag is so enticing I'm gonna spend me stacky roll"
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 15:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:47 |
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Chat AI programmes will result in people adapting to a style of language that better differentiates them from the ML model. It'll be like cockney rhyming slang multiplied by cryptic crosswords and will result in a series of exciting new poems and novels.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 15:25 |
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TV Diners A style of restaurants where you go and sit by yourself in a comfortable cubicle like chair and watch some telly or a film (scheduled with a specific time) whilst eating homely food.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 16:55 |
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Also I don't want to jinx it but I think I've started retaining fluid again.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 16:55 |
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Piss Creep posted:I hope wearing long johns under shorts comes back. When where people doing longjohns under shorts?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 17:53 |
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What a time to be alive. I suppose footballers do it in the UK already though.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 18:05 |
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Jesus piss creep that's abit dark. Speaking off, I think I'm back in business
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 18:43 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:47 |
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Shoulder pads on your bum. Bum flaps
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 21:41 |