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it's bad to go to so much website just to see if much stars a movie has. We can just put all the movie reviews in one place and you only need one review per movie 13 words or less anyway so shouldn't be that hard, i'll start. The Internship - Not good or funny and is weird ad for working at bad company |
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Hereditary - it'll mess you up badly, OR you're already desensitized and you'll be bored
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Jan 13, 2023 01:32
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A Good Ol Fashioned Orgy - bad, unfunny, very implausible & unpleasant premise; multiple scumbag characters depicted as charismatic |
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Jan 13, 2023 01:36
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The Menu - come for the star studded cast. stay for the predictable twists 2/5 truffles 
Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jan 13, 2023
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Jan 13, 2023 02:10
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Glass Onion - Unusual Shrekverse mystery involving almost no real onions whatsoever. Some metaphors though. |
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Jan 13, 2023 03:47
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Star Wars: a bunch of guys fight a bunch of other guys in space. not good because I was expecting armies of stars fighting each other
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Jan 13, 2023 06:14
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old: a bunch of people get old fast. if i wanted to see things getting old fast id just read my posts 2/5 stars
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Jan 13, 2023 06:15
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the last samurai: I was confused at casting tom cruise a gaijin to play a feudal Japanese guy but I have to admit cruises hair looks very real in this movie
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Jan 13, 2023 06:19
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the castle: more fun than digging a hole seriously watch it if you haven't seen, good aussie cinema and p chill |
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Jan 13, 2023 09:39
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Das Boot - "Moist" 5/5 |
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Jan 13, 2023 13:39
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"everything everywhere all at once" - nope. it's a movie and it just happens on your screen, it's just in one place. i guess there might be other people watching it at the same time in other places when you watch it, but it's definitely not everywhere and it's not all at once. it's like 2 hours and 19 minutes long, which is not "all at once". come on, guys. also it's not everything. it is quite fun but "everything"? no. if the movie had "everything" it would have more stuff in it. for example, does it have the electronic memory game "Simon" which was originally released in 1978? no, it does not, therefore it does not feature "everything". i don't feel that i can give it any stars at all.
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Jan 13, 2023 14:47
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Stoner Sloth posted:the castle: more fun than digging a hole seriously watch it if you haven't seen, good aussie cinema and p chill tell 'im e's dreamin'!
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Jan 13, 2023 14:48
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Dr. Honked posted:tell 'im e's dreamin'! 
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