You Ain't Nothing But A Dead Dog

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Driftingmouse: May 26, 2021; by Fritz the Horse

https://www.people.com/music/lisa-marie-presley-dead-at-54/

RIP Lisa Marie Presley, Daughter of Elvis Presley

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Huh, kinda a bummer and I have no idea or reasons why

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:10

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

thank you forums reaper!

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:20

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

can't help falling on the fuckin floor

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:32

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Huh, kinda a bummer and I have no idea or reasons why

Probably because she was young as gently caress and a woman what the hell

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:33

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

at least she and michael jackson are reunited now in heaven

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:35

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

She seemed like a decent person tbh RIP

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:37

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

# ? Jan 13, 2023 03:48

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

i cant help but feel that more and more people are dying every day. who's next?

# ? Jan 13, 2023 04:14

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VejztsaQEeQ

Got to catch that train to see Lisa Marie.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 04:21

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I didn't even know Elvis had a kid that was alive.

Can you imagine being that fail of a rich kid? I got friends that were p good at their hobbies, maybe coulda been known for being good at their hobbies had they had a life with born wealth and no responsibilities other than pursuing their interests. This lady had at points over 100 mil and was so incompetent she lost it all, and most people wouldn't even recognize her name. She's not even famous for her bad business acumen, like trump. Can't even fail spectacularly, you could really just chalk her whole life up to disproving the idea of american meritocracy.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 05:01

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Tell me more about your life, Arbitrary.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 05:05

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Mozi posted:

at least she and michael jackson are reunited now in heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw

# ? Jan 13, 2023 05:09

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

ArbitraryC posted:

I didn't even know Elvis had a kid that was alive.

Can you imagine being that fail of a rich kid? I got friends that were p good at their hobbies, maybe coulda been known for being good at their hobbies had they had a life with born wealth and no responsibilities other than pursuing their interests. This lady had at points over 100 mil and was so incompetent she lost it all, and most people wouldn't even recognize her name. She's not even famous for her bad business acumen, like trump. Can't even fail spectacularly, you could really just chalk her whole life up to disproving the idea of american meritocracy.

This has been a top news story all day. She was really famous just for existing. Or just for marrying Michael Jackson if you're under a certain age I suppose.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 13:43