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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
started his career in NASCAR.

Oh, you thought he died? He's a previous child actor who races cars, I'm sure he won't die young!

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
This is great because of his brain damage every lap will be like the first one. He'll neer get tired

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dixville posted:

started his career in NASCAR.

Oh, you thought he died? He's a previous child actor who races cars, I'm sure he won't die young!

Didn't he already do NASCAR like 15 years ago and gently caress his brain up worse via it

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I tried my hand at bicycle cross and was only interested in the bunny hop.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Turn left Frankie! NOOOOOO!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Didn't he already do NASCAR like 15 years ago and gently caress his brain up worse via it

I think he was racing some other type of cars but now he's doing stock cars

Also i went back and actually read the article and i guess technically he's starting in some lower level league but i guess it usually leads to nascar. drat click bait article

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He tortured me

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
He’s got literal brain damage? That explains why he’s Sorbo-like. Sorbesque?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Cubelodyte posted:

He’s got literal brain damage? That explains why he’s Sorbo-like. Sorbesque?

Every day he tortures me because he forgot he did it the day before

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Dixville posted:

started his career in NASCAR.

Oh, you thought he died?

I thought you were going to say he had Parkinson's or AIDS or something.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


But he was doing so well as a secret agent

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I thought he got brain damage from doing amateur MMA against guys 100+ pounds heavier than him. Must be thinking of a different brain damaged child star.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Best wishes to Frankie Muniz in his racing career. "Knock 'em dead," Muniz.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He's stupid enough but not sure he's poor enough to make it as a Nascar driver.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Gentlemen prefer Dewey

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Gentlemen prefer Dewey


He looks like a folk musician, like he's about to pull out his guitar and start singing Finnegan's Wake.

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
he looks like the irl Dewey Cox they made that biopic about

Professor Irony
Aug 9, 2005

Oh Professor, you'll bury us all!
Jesus, he looks like he's about to get sent off to fight in Nam.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Costco Meatballs posted:

he looks like the irl Dewey Cox they made that biopic about

lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Professor Irony posted:

Jesus, he looks like he's about to get sent off to fight in Nam.

he looks like he died tragically in 1971 following a brief but influential career as a folk musician

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Gentlemen prefer Dewey


He looks like a less cynical Jim from The Office

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i could beat the poo poo outta that dweeb

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

i could beat the poo poo outta that dweeb

No you couldn't. He will torture your body

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No you couldn't. He will torture your body

ima grab him by his bitchass hair and pull him out the car window

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I was really hoping he died....maybe in a hotel room on some greymarket RC opioid drinking real cheap well liquor. On the TV is old reruns of Malcom in the middle. There are hookers there that he is trying to convince that he was something once but they are all really freaking bored....yeah.

*lays back and looks up wistfully*

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Frankie muniz likes to do the macarena

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


will he win a race?

yes no maybe i don't know can you repeat the question ha ha, from the shows theme tune remember

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

will he win a race?

yes no maybe i don't know can you repeat the question ha ha, from the shows theme tune remember

I never watched the show because the mother character made me want to kill her and then myself.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I never watched the show because the mother character made me want to kill her and then myself.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I saw maybe one half a show in rehab and it made my withdrawal worse.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
I was about to post here about Sex Pest allegations, but then I remembered that’s Fred Savage.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


you *wheeze* guys... *wheeze* *heavy breathing* crack me *wheeze* up

ha ha remember like the kid in the show who talked like that

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
It's kind of weird that the kid who played Stevie was neither in a wheelchair nor asthmatic

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

FilthyImp posted:

This is great because of his brain damage every lap will be like the first one. He'll neer get tired

im pretty sure there was a revelation about this that he does remember the whole thing but doesnt give a poo poo about talking about it

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Malcom in the middle of a 10 car collision

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Gentlemen prefer Dewey


Well, if they ever need someone to star in a cheap Gillgan's Island reboot movie they've got their man.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Frankie muniz does have the brain damage but it’s not actually true that he doesn’t remember anything. Basically that comes from some dancing show or something he was on where they asked him what his favorite episode of malcolm was to film, and he answered saying oh I can’t remember all that. What he meant is that it was a nonstop blur of filming stuff his entire childhood and that he doesn’t remember doing specific episodes, but it got telephone gamed into him not remembering the show at all.

Saw it in an interview steve o did with him, both 2 very stable individuals

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

ManBoyChef posted:

I was really hoping he died....maybe in a hotel room on some greymarket RC opioid drinking real cheap well liquor. On the TV is old reruns of Malcom in the middle. There are hookers there that he is trying to convince that he was something once but they are all really freaking bored....yeah.

*lays back and looks up wistfully*

The ol' Sam Cooke

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dixville posted:

started his career in NASCAR.

Oh, you thought he died? He's a previous child actor who races cars, I'm sure he won't die young!

doesn't he have a brain problem? I think this is a bad idea.
For the question if he will die young, he is in his late 40s

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Pretty sure last I heard he was running some kind of organic farm and selling produce at his the farmers market....

And yeah he does remember the show he's just not interested talking about it... Telephone guy was right as far as I know

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