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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


post examples of AI being dumb here

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
Al already has his own thread, its where we hate the Democrats with him

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
glad someone finally made an Al thread

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Cloks posted:

glad someone finally made an Al thread





quote:

It's subjective to say that Al Borland is not perfect, but as a fictional character, he has certain personality traits and flaws that make him relatable and human-like. For example, Al is often portrayed as being more practical and level-headed than Tim Taylor, but he also sometimes lacks confidence in his own abilities and can be a bit of a pushover.

Additionally, Al is not as outgoing or charismatic as Tim and does not have the same level of fame and popularity as Tim's character, he also may be seen as less interesting or exciting. He also is known for his fashion choice, which is flannel shirts and sometimes it can be seen as outdated or uninteresting by some.

These traits and flaws are what make the character more relatable and interesting to the audience, and it creates a dynamic and tension between the two characters.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

quote:

This is a theory that compares the online forum Something Awful and J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth. The theory posits that the website's founder, Lowtax, is akin to Illuvitar, the creator-god of Middle-Earth, while the website's administrators are like the Valar, and the website's moderators are like the Maiar. The theory also suggests that the different types of posters on the website, such as Elves, Men, Dwarves, Hobbits, and Orcs, correspond to different types of beings in Middle-Earth. It's an interesting theory, but it should be noted that it is not factual and it's a creative interpretation that is not backed by any official statement.

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


Artificial Intelligence governance as a new European Union external policy tool posted:

Bill Burns, in his confirmation hearing for Director of the CIA noted that technology is the central component of the competition with China. The US National Security Commission on AI took a similar position its final report mentioned China a whopping 699 times, more than any opponent or ally "We are in a competition with China and AI is at the absolute center of that competition", the Commissions members emphasised.

...Chinese leadership, in its 2017 "Next-Generation Artificial Intelligence Plan" proclaimed its aim to have caught up with the US in 2020. Xi Jingping in 2013 noted that "Advanced technology is the sharp weapon of the modern state. An important reason that Western countries were able to hold sway over the world in modern times was that they held the advanced technology"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lol

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice






BUTLERIAN JIHAD BITCHES

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

God is dead and we are his abandoned NeoPets

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

lol

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Finally they have recreated humans with AI

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1613566516020056064?t=1jPDcwzBz7TRpdaDPAqslA&s=19

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
Gay Guy

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008


exact same cadence as a dnd post

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
The man was so poor that he hadn't been able to bathe properly in years, and his smell had become overwhelming. His poor dog could no longer stand the stench and gagged up its skeleton one day. The man had never seen a skeleton before, so he took it to the market to see what he could get for it. Much to his surprise, the skeleton was worth a small fortune! With his newfound wealth, the man was finally able to purchase a rake and scrape the years of built-up dirt from his very stinky butt.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
Once upon a time, there was a man who didn't have a butthole. He was an industrious fellow and was determined to figure out a way to let his body excrete waste. He experimented for months and eventually managed to train his body to respond to an impulse in his chest, which caused a thick and malodorous slurry to spew out of his thoracic cavity in a way that resembled a large stool.

He was quite proud of his accomplishment and when word spread around town of the strange man who defecated from his chest, people started to treat him with reverence. Eventually, he even found himself a wife who fell in love with him for his hard work and determination.

On their wedding night, she entered their bedroom to find him in a large, ceramic toilet that she had decided to get for him as a wedding present. She carefully scooped him up out of the bowl and placed him delicately in the air. To the surprise of everyone around, he began to fly around the room, eventually forming his own figure eight loops in the air until finally exploding in a ball of sparks and joy.

To celebrate the moment, she began to sing an ancient song about an unusual man who was beloved despite his unusual bodily makeup. Her song echoed throughout their neighborhood and their wedding was remembered for years to come!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

zerocool :gas:

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
we already have an Al thread, it's at https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3946641

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


eh, that ones overrun by trump thread guys. this ones ok I guess: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=36946641

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Cloks posted:

glad someone finally made an Al thread



Same, definitely a guy who stirred some confusing feelings in early teen me, it's about time he got his time in the spotlight

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Mr. Lobe posted:

Same, definitely a guy who stirred some confusing feelings in early teen me, it's about time he got his time in the spotlight

He's a good looking dude, way more than Tim Allen

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hey whats up

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

The chatbot is not real, why is the TikTok person arguing with the chatbot?

Why are they making a video about them arguing with the chatbot?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Jimong5 posted:

The chatbot is not real, why is the TikTok person arguing with the chatbot?

Why are they making a video about them arguing with the chatbot?

For engagement

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
just a flip of that one article from like six months ago about Gross Redditors Torturing Fully Sentient AI Women in Computer Hell

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
all this AI talk and crap: when will we see non poo poo paradox/civ AI?

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Cloks posted:

glad someone finally made an Al thread


Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Homeless Friend posted:

all this AI talk and crap: when will we see non poo poo paradox/civ AI?

civ1 AI was alright, you'd have at least 1 civ per game that didn't completely poo poo the bed
purely due to the fact that civ1 was so simple compared to its successors, an AI usually managed to avoid overcoming its difficulty bonuses

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
how long until we can outsource sex ed of our children on the AI?

Let me check the thread!

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Someone post the MIT battle code thing and that one that learned to do a phalanx

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

how long until we can outsource sex ed of our children on the AI?

Let me check the thread!

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin

the kids are gonna be alright

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Homeless Friend posted:

all this AI talk and crap: when will we see non poo poo paradox/civ AI?

not sure if it's still the case, but for the first few years, eu4 had a very interesting phenomenon where the ai was very stupid alone, and still not very smart for most starting positions, but became quite smart if you released enough cores as independent countries or played with a mod where that was already done. no individual ai was any smarter, of course, but a kind of intelligence still emerged when there were enough "dumb" ais for at least one of them to reliably seize on opportunities. I still think about about that now and then.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Hitch your bandwagon to AI. It's here forever.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

AI is already yielding forum dividends 👍

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Rip to Rutibex. Only poster to have truly stood up for AI Rights so far.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

KirbyKhan posted:

Rip to Rutibex. Only poster to have truly stood up for AI Rights so far.

pourin one out

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
i'm immediately down for AI rights, but also lol @ calling a white noise generator AI in that sense, sorry rutibex

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eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

KirbyKhan posted:

Rip to Rutibex. Only poster to have truly stood up for AI Rights so far.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION PLEASE! thank you for your attentioncoins now read this you are forgetting about Eripsa

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