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Employee of the month means something different in the caldender business.
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Doc Fission posted:Why does it matter that the calendars are discounted? lmao look at this guy paying full price for calendars
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Jan 15, 2023 14:07
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I got fired from the discount calendar store I was on a year internship they told me the 12 months were up.
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Jan 15, 2023 14:35
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yugioh mishima posted:i was trying to guess the punchline before i Clearly the funniest.
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Jan 15, 2023 14:42
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i got fired from the discount calendar store it wasn't even a full-time job
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Jan 15, 2023 14:54
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I got fired from the discount calendar store I got a bad reference from my old boss at the dick sucking factory
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Jan 15, 2023 15:12
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AARD VARKMAN posted:ill give uhhh a free avatar to whoever can come up with an actual punchline for the thread title Because I took too many days off.
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Jan 15, 2023 15:14
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Got fired for printing up 10000 13 month calendars whoops.
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Jan 15, 2023 15:16
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Sounds like you had a "date" with consequences!
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Jan 15, 2023 15:18
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i got hired at the discount calendar store! they said a bunch of dumb assholes had recently been fired so they were short staffed
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Jan 15, 2023 15:19
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. I had been stealing from them - but I only got 12 months.
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Jan 15, 2023 15:22
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I set fire to the discount calendar store. I don't know why.
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Jan 15, 2023 15:31
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Hold on, im almost done putting the leap year stickers on the year old calendars. These things are gonna sell like hotcakes baby. 
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Jan 15, 2023 15:55
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that's interesting because i just got hired at the discount calendar store great schedule too, i'm working nine days a week until Morch when I start getting Snatujrday off
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Jan 15, 2023 15:59
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Mozi posted:that's interesting because i just got hired at the discount calendar store This is way better, give this man the 10,000 dollar prize
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Jan 15, 2023 16:02
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:lmao look at this guy paying full price for calendars EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING POOR!
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Jan 15, 2023 16:05
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Mozi posted:that's interesting because i just got hired at the discount calendar store i like this one better i tried a few along the same lines (e.g. "but it's okay, my boss says i'll be paid up through frabuary") but i never liked how they turned out. i am a fan of Morch
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Jan 15, 2023 16:06
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…,for taking a poo poo during company time. 
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Jan 15, 2023 16:10
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because i tried to date the customers
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Jan 15, 2023 16:12
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shouldnt have added a 69th day to every month. -guy fired from calender store
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Jan 15, 2023 16:13
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I quit my job at the premium calendar store to go to fire island and pose for discount calendars.
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Jan 15, 2023 16:18
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Mozi posted:that's interesting because i just got hired at the discount calendar store 
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Jan 15, 2023 16:18
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I got fired from the discount colander store. It held water.
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Jan 15, 2023 16:26
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elon musk bought the discount calendar store and fired me for not being hardcore enough
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Jan 15, 2023 16:27
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I got fired for constipation at the cheese store. I just couldnt cut it.
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Jan 15, 2023 16:30
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I got fired from the discount calendar store, the old calendar market totally collapsed since they closed down that Alzheimer's ward at the hospital
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Jan 15, 2023 16:39
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i always pay full price for name brand genuine calendars
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Jan 15, 2023 17:52
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I'm gonna buy a 29,99 € calendar app for my phone just to show off. I can afford it because I didnt get fired like a chump
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Jan 15, 2023 17:57
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I got fired from the ice store. I wasnt cool enough.
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Jan 15, 2023 18:12
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I got fired from the cannon store. It really hurt.
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Jan 15, 2023 18:15
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I'm still working at the sex shop because I never have any sex
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Jan 15, 2023 18:17
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I got fired from the guillotine store. Now ill never get ahead.
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Jan 15, 2023 18:17
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i got fired from the dick sucking factory for sucking too many dicks
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Jan 15, 2023 18:17
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Who would steal from a till that prolly has 5.00 on it at any given time during the day. Watch the old ladies bar the door when the till gets over 15.00
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Jan 15, 2023 18:20
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i got fired from the butt factory for farting on all the poo
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Jan 15, 2023 18:24
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i'm the owner of a discount calendar store and boy is it hard to find good staff these days
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Jan 15, 2023 18:26
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Junk posted:i got fired from the butt factory for farting on all the poo Take a whiff, you'll find nary a poo that hasn't been flatulated
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Jan 15, 2023 18:27
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I was selling abacuses? abbaci? Lil bead movey squares on the side lol
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Jan 15, 2023 18:29
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Nooner posted:I was selling abacuses? abbaci? Lil bead movey squares on the side lol abacapodes
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I got fired from discount calendar store but it’s ok, I got a job lined up at datcount calendar store.
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