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I don't get who would even want a calendar. What do I can look at the invocation again or some lovely crap? If I'm buying a calendar it's coming from the back dark room or a gas station or sex shop.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:i got my dates all mixed up give him the avatar
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Jan 15, 2023 18:34
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Got fired from the yadda yadda I wasn't a cheap enough date.
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N. Senada posted:I got fired for giving handies in the parking lot Discount?
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Jan 15, 2023 20:14
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I got fired from the discount calendar store for releasing crabs into the employee break room
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:give him the avatar yeah fine funky send me what you want as your avatar 
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Jan 15, 2023 22:29
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. And boy are my arms tired.
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Jan 16, 2023 00:26
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. The owner went insane and tried to fight Batman. He's in prison now.
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Jan 16, 2023 00:31
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AARD VARKMAN posted:yeah fine funky send me what you want as your avatar Oh that's alright I've had avatars turned off for the better part of a decade now. Give it to whoever is next to post without an AV that wants one.
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Jan 16, 2023 00:32
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Cease to Hope posted:it was for stealing from the till You should be fired Into the sun
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Jan 16, 2023 00:37
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AARD VARKMAN posted:ill give uhhh a free avatar to whoever can come up with an actual punchline for the thread title i got fired from the discount calendar store, 2023's calendar made a fine fleshlight
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Jan 16, 2023 00:57
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I haven't heard this TMBG song, but I want to.
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I wouldn't say no to an AV
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Jan 16, 2023 04:36
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did you know you can survive on a desert island with a calendar? you just eat all the dates and treat yourself to an occasional sunday
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Jan 16, 2023 04:51
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I spent too long in the bathroom with the 2014 Babes and Cars calendar
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Jan 16, 2023 18:30
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the customers kept comin in; asking if they could gently caress the calendars
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Jan 16, 2023 18:36
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Same drat inevitable hentai incident that always gets me fired from everywhere
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Jan 16, 2023 18:44
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I had a bad date with a manager, she said I was too cheap
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Jan 16, 2023 19:54
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dsf posted:the customers kept comin in; asking if they could gently caress the calendars Buddy, they don't even let *me* gently caress the calendars.
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Jan 16, 2023 19:55
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i really just figured people had heard this joke before
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Jan 16, 2023 19:57
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i kept hogging all the sexy fireman calendars for myself
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Jan 16, 2023 20:09
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I got fired from driving the poop truck, I just couldnt take any more of people's poo poo.
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Jan 16, 2023 20:12
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still not sure which calendar store this was, the one downtown or the one by target?
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Jan 16, 2023 20:18
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Hobby lobby calendars deluxe
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When my daughter was 2, I found her twirling discount calenders, tied with twine, in the air. I asked her what she was doing. She said she was practicing her “nun chucks”. I was very confused as she’d have no way of knowing what they were. I asked her what she meant and she said that Adam from the discount calender store had told her how to make them and showed her each night how to use them. She went on to say that Adam told her to practice because she may need to know how to defend herself someday. I almost freaked out, but asked her what Adam looked like. She said he was tall, blond, and had blue eyes. She said, ”Mommy, you KNOW how he looks – you know him! He was fired from the discount calender store.” I had to leave the room. You see, 4 months before she was born, my tall, blonde, blue eyed, discount calender store coworker had died of a brain aneurysm at the age of 27. She has not spoken of him since that day, so I’m not sure if I scared her with my reaction or if she had completed her lessons.
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Jan 16, 2023 20:44
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The discount calendar store is in town.
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. I started strong, But they thought I could do without the weak end.
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Jan 16, 2023 21:06
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For sale: discount calendars, never worn.
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Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Cause its driving me nuts!
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because there are 7 priests, driving me nuts into a bar, i have a belt buckle that steers my testicles, i didnt mention that before, and uh, priests diddle 6 year olds, and.. yeah thats why 6 is afraid of 7 oh yeah the kids are at the bar, cause they wanna see my belt buckle, the one i mentioned before that propels my nards along with 7 horny passengers of the cloth my balls are very very big, so thats why I had to outfit them with a complicated combustion and steering system, and if you saw them you would see that they are strictly a transportation device and not sexual in any way, so its okay for the kids to come see me ride my big traveling balls, i didnt know about the horny priests back there, my balls are so drat big i cant keep track of all the jump ons as a scooch my scrote down the lane. so anyway, the steering wheel is for my balls, and priests in the bar diddle kids, and thats comedy. X JAKK fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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Jan 16, 2023 23:04
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The discount calendar store called and they're running out of you.
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Jan 16, 2023 23:55
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I got hired at the discount calender store....originally I was standing out front showing every boomer that walked up how to use the calender feature on their smart phone and they just figured this would be cheaper. Oh, and I was blowing them too. They didn't like that too much. Cops kept showing up. Jokes on them though. I put a glory hole in the employee bathroom.
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I got fired from the discount calendar store, I refused the sexual advances of my manager and I'm currently seeking legal council
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Jan 17, 2023 01:10
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It's so hard to get a date sometimes
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ikanreed posted:It's so hard to get a date sometimes you should check out the sweet gloryhole I put in the restroom. It will lead to a relationship, but not a lasting one......or something about a calender or somesuch
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Jan 17, 2023 01:45
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I went to the combo discount calendar/grocery store and all I got were expired dates!
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Mega64 posted:I went to the combo discount calendar/grocery store and all I got were expired dates! They uh, they don’t sell dates there, that was old cheese slices. 
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Jan 17, 2023 02:17
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. I kept coming to work in assless chaps
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who buys calendars. just derive the date from the natural positions of stars and planets. what is this the burj khalifa
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I got fired from the discount calendar store. All chaps are assless, which you’d know if you didn’t get fired from the discount dictionary store.
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