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Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
Seals are really cute and they make me wanna hug and pet them :shobon:
Just look at them, they're great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

red panda

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
An otter or a beaver or a baby elephant or a big cuddly brown bear or a little baby bear.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
a capybara. those things are cute as hell.
Also a racoon. Good trash panda

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
tanuki

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeah, I also want to pet Mario

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Probably a cat or a dog

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


specifically my cat

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzuC8B46N_w

Easy there, Trigger.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A Big Scary Owl :biglips:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

shrink me down so i can rub a tardigrade's belly

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a tiger.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Wall Balls posted:

shrink me down so i can rub a tardigrade's belly

This or a velociraptor

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Giraffe =3

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Giant manta ray

I mean I'd be scared shitless but a few times I've dreamed of swimming with them

What does it mean who knows

Vakal
May 11, 2008
My retirement dream is to own a farm someplace nice and dry that has lots of ant or termite mounds around so I can have a giant anteater as a pet.



I don't know if they make good pets, or if it is even legal to own one, but it's my dream dammit.

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I am curious to what a striped animals coat feels like, like an okapi or something. Maybe rub the sun on a sun bear

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I want to hug a Kodiak or brown bear.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Wall Balls posted:

shrink me down so i can rub a tardigrade's belly

beat me to it. those little fellows look like they could use some encouragement or recognition for all the good work they're doing

I've wanted a mongoose since I was 6, so my second answer is mongoose.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Tanuki in the US are mostly known as a suit that Mario wore, but in Japan they're known for having gargantuan testicles. I was wondering around Tokyo a few years ago and came across this shrine dedicated specifically to their huge, drum-like balls:




Vakal posted:

My retirement dream is to own a farm someplace nice and dry that has lots of ant or termite mounds around so I can have a giant anteater as a pet.



I don't know if they make good pets, or if it is even legal to own one, but it's my dream dammit.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I pet a wallaby once and it was amazing. I was NOT allowed to pet that wallaby and I’m lucky nobody saw me do it.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
A whale or an elephant just cause they they are so huge, and mostly peaceful.

I'd like to pet a deer. I practice walking past them slowly to not startle them, but closest I've gotten is ~5'.

Reptiles are in the running. Had an iguana for years. Snakes are pretty chill too. Amazingly smooth texture.

But I'm going with a deer for now as my leading choice.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Nigmaetcetera posted:

I was NOT allowed to pet that wallaby and I’m lucky nobody saw me do it.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Every cat or dog I come across I want to pet them but I think that's a given. I want to pet something more exotic like a pallas cat or a bear.

Nutella
Jun 27, 2005

"And the meek shall inherit the earth"
I want to pet a wombat and own a wisdom of them. My dream to go to Tasmania and pet all the wombies. Farting wombats are even better eating corn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUisuU6xzo

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nutella posted:

I want to pet a wombat and own a wisdom of them. My dream to go to Tasmania and pet all the wombies. Farting wombats are even better eating corn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUisuU6xzo

I want a genetically engineered half-capybara/half-wombat. A wapybara, or capybarat.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
you know how when a big dog comes up and just kinda lump slams into your legs so you give it big boomy pats on their side and butt?

yeah i wanna do that with a hippo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that would be awesome. It would probably take my arm off. Might be worth it

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I want to shake hands with a gorilla, and give him a cool pair of sunglasses

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

a capybara. those things are cute as hell.
Also a racoon. Good trash panda

Done this. Bristly, yet highly pettable. Recommend.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Roundup Ready posted:

Done this. Bristly, yet highly pettable. Recommend.

a capybara or a raccoon?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

a capybara or a raccoon?

Based on their appearance I’d guess both. Also based on raccoon fur coats I’ve touched.

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Oct 29, 2012

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jellyfish

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Based on their appearance I’d guess both. Also based on raccoon fur coats I’ve touched.

who the gently caress do you know who has a raccoon fur coat?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who the gently caress do you know who has a raccoon fur coat?

Nobody but I love to go to antique/junk stores. I’ve never seen a raccoon fur coat that cost more than $25 at the store, and I’ve never seen a raccoon fur coat worth more than $25 in the wild.

Edit: not gay, I swear, I just love antiquing.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
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Soiled Meat
just a big ol dog. even a cute tiny dog. i love dogs OP. we had a dog when i was a kid and he was the coolest dog and i've had some p cool dogs since. i also had a really cool cat once and now i love cats but i always love petting dogs the most. hell yeah, gunna go pet me a dog right now

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
beaver

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Nobody but I love to go to antique/junk stores. I’ve never seen a raccoon fur coat that cost more than $25 at the store, and I’ve never seen a raccoon fur coat worth more than $25 in the wild.

Edit: not gay, I swear, I just love antiquing.

pretty sure most raccoons think their coat is worth more then $25

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

pretty sure most raccoons think their coat is worth more then $25

Oh yeah well maybe they should unionize the worthless bastards

I’m sorry I’m a lil bit grumpy.

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

A shark. I must know.

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