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Time_pants posted:A shark. I must know. they are very smooth
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Tiger or a real big snake. Maybe a Sea Lion. I mean, if it can't kill me, it's probably not worth petting.
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Jan 16, 2023 01:53
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A pangolin. Against the grain.
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Rusty spotted cat. They are like, critically endangered but if someone would just ship a few to my house I would gladly spend the rest of my life rebuilding the population whilst nuzzling they teeny heads.
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I’ve petted this animal many many years ago at a zoo(the zookeeper lady took him/her out of it’s cage and let me and my son pet it), but I’d like to do it again - a young hedgehog. It had the coolest-feeling quills or spines or whatever they’re called.
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Jan 16, 2023 02:03
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Hoo man
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:a capybara or a raccoon? Capy. My legs were very bruised the next day from those heavy bastards putting their short little legs up on mine while I scritched them.
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Jan 16, 2023 02:12
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Also they take might poops in their wading pools.
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Hoo man I have done some heavy petting with a hoo man before. It's pretty fun
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Time_pants posted:A shark. I must know. just hold a katana, my guy
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I've petted a seal before it's not that hard. We'll it was a sea lion but that probably counts
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Time_pants posted:A shark. I must know. You can't know. Your hand would slide off before the sensation was registered by your nervous system. That's what experiencing 0 friction means.
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Spinz posted:Giant manta ray I've touched a small ray before. They were swimming in a shallow pool at a place in the outer banks and you were allowed to reach in and pet them as they swam by. It was like touching cold, clammy snot. You're not missing much. Me, I want to hug a gorilla, because I give credit to a gorilla I saw at a zoo in Germany when I was very young for making me an animal lover. I made eye contact with him and even my young still forming brain realized I was looking at a very intelligent creature and it made a huge impression on me.
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Jan 16, 2023 02:37
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Wild skunk. Petting a de-glanded one is cheating imo.
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ruined the loving wool
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I’ve always wanted to pet a squirrel they look soft.
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Ostrich or emu. Just a fluffball on sticks.William Henry Hairytaint posted:I've touched a small ray before. They were swimming in a shallow pool at a place in the outer banks and you were allowed to reach in and pet them as they swam by. It was like touching cold, clammy snot. You're not missing much. They don't let you pick them up. I wanted it to crawl on my arm and claw me up.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ruined the loving wool
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dog and turtle make good pets
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Knormal posted:Not if you're named Dave.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I have done some heavy petting with a hoo man before. It's pretty fun Lucky
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I went outside right at daybreak a few years ago and watched a fox and their babies trot right past me not ten feet away. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything move so gracefully in my life. I really wanted to pet that kitty.
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Nooner posted:dog and turtle make good pets my brother has a dog and tortoise and they are best frienemies its v funny
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Gonna have to go with fennec fox. Dem ears
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I got snubbed by a turtle once and while I don't hold a grudge cuz it's just a turtle, ngl it hurt a lot
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:I went outside right at daybreak a few years ago and watched a fox and their babies trot right past me not ten feet away. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything move so gracefully in my life. foxes are awesome and so pretty.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:foxes are awesome and so pretty. They truly are. Early one morning I was looking out the window while eating breakfast and a beautiful silver-grey fox loped by with an enormous rat in it’s mouth. It was so jaunty - ‘HONEY, I got us breakfast!’
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Changing my vote to Dave.
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my hog
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Zippy the Bummer posted:my hog i also want to pet your hog. 
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I’ve petted almost every farm animal imaginable on my cousin’s ranch. The one that eludes me is my aunt’s giant turkey. Someday, turkey. Someday.
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I want to hug a shoebill stork https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5FFcs34bps
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A bat. My mom once picked up a bat by mistake and has been talking about how soft it was ever since. I need her to stop rubbing her bat pets in my face, OP.
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:I want to hug a Kodiak or brown bear. Same but also nearly every animal listed so far. When I had a hamster I wished I could shrink down to hamster size and give her a big hug.
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Once I pet a raccoon on accident and it was incredibly bristly. Veru wild. I'd like to pet one of those Goliath snails. Is that what they are called? Whatever those giant African land snails are. And I want to have one and spread its destruction and babies around my town like a plague
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