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itry
Aug 23, 2019




Buce posted:

red panda

:hai:

Very disappointed that they aren't more common and can't be owned as pets.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Big Scary Owl posted:

Seals are really cute and they make me wanna hug and pet them :shobon:
Just look at them, they're great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

Op you took my answer

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Polar bear
It's fur would be so dense

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that would be awesome. It would probably take my arm off. Might be worth it

Everyone who wants to pet a wild animal and carries through is going to yet bitten at minimum. Don't gently caress with wild animals. Nature is not a Disney movie.

poronty
Oct 19, 2006
a hung Aryan
Golden snubnosed monkeys, marmosets, capuchins, tarsiers... all of them would prob be super bitey but gently caress it, I'd risk it.

e: not with 100% wild ones, obv

poronty fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Jan 16, 2023

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
OP's p/bussy

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



i want to hug a snow leopard and use its tail like a fake moustache. sabretooth tiger would be cool. wooly mammoth would be really cool.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Going to bring a couple bricks of catnip to some pallas cat buddies and live my best disney princess life

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

I wanna touch a beluga bump

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Want to give a big cat, tiger lion whatever a big ol belly rub

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
A mountain lion. Or maybe the top of a tiger's giant paws.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
In far cry 6 you can get a pet alligator and a pet rooster and a pet dog but the dog is broken and you can even get a pet leopard (?) cat thing that is a GHOST :ghost:

Lucinice
Feb 15, 2012

You look tired. Maybe you should stop posting.
I want to pet a baby sea otter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6zZEHBHwE

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Slug

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTtsHKKb-CI

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wilkins Micawber posted:

I'd like to pet one of those Goliath snails. Is that what they are called? Whatever those giant African land snails are. And I want to have one and spread its destruction and babies around my town like a plague
Oh it won't just be like a plague...
https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/resources/pests-diseases/hungry-pests/the-threat/giant-african-snail/giant-african-snail

quote:

This snail can also carry a parasitic nematode that can lead to meningitis in humans.

Don't touch the big snails.

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


Nooner posted:

In far cry 6 you can get a pet alligator and a pet rooster and a pet dog but the dog is broken and you can even get a pet leopard (?) cat thing that is a GHOST :ghost:

I like feeding the pelicans

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Time_pants posted:

A shark. I must know.

All memeing aside, I've heard marine biologists talk about "shark burn," where a rub the wrong way can actually draw blood from the denticles if you put any weight behind the rub.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


A shark. So I can feel how smooth they are.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
The animorphs taught us you have to touch all the animals to survive in this crazy world. I do it just to feel anything at all....

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Big Scary Owl posted:

Seals are really cute and they make me wanna hug and pet them :shobon:
Just look at them, they're great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wsQ8G7HwmE

my answer is probably either a fat seal or a large dog, op. pretty much the same thing

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



someday I'll get to touch a real woman....


in all seriousness though...I have often wanted to pet a cappybara...those dudes just look like they love life.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

ManBoyChef posted:

someday I'll get to touch a real woman....


in all seriousness though...I have often wanted to pet a cappybara...those dudes just look like they love life.

Or they could be continuously stoned af.

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
moo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdy7xmmzPpE

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